Who has the most clever or worst of names?

Chryos

I've seen some pretty clever and funny ones, such as:

Slippery When Wet
Raisins Of Bran
Server Police

What about your name or which ones have you seen?

What about bad names?

KariTR

'Mother of Ferrets' gave me a chuckle when I saw it.

jmossb14_ESO

I went with Methios. Was wanting Methos, which is the legendary oldest immortal from Highlander (also know as "Death of the Four Horsemen") but someone had already got it. But the best one ive seen so far is "Bloodguard Tampax" & "Ionlyplayfreeweek"

Firmament

I saw yesterday Der Penetrator (der means the in .de) needless to say if that is good or bad.
I also saw lady ga ga, hello kitty. That was in cyrodiil what makes even morre surreal.

I personally like simple names like i saw, Wind, Air, and so on.

psychounz

Taco of House Lajoie was the best I've seen so far XD

rawne1980b16_ESO

On Daggerfall EU we have Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

I died a little inside when I saw them.

But I also saw Dies-Quite-Often which gave me a chuckle.

jircris11

rawne1980b16_ESO wrote: »

On Daggerfall EU we have Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

I died a little inside when I saw them.

But I also saw Dies-Quite-Often which gave me a chuckle.

Ok this is the order that my reactions were in. Horror and face to palm followed by a chuckle at the last one. Thanks for sharing. Any how i saw Spreads-her-legs and also Misses-a-lot on NA server

ZiRM

I saw a khajiit named Puss N Boots and another one named Bill Purry! Made me giggle.

jacky0002rwb17_ESO

My name is Hungry and i always randomly yell I am Hungry

nudel

My favorites would have to be some of the Argonian names.

Runs-With-Scissors
or
Breaks-Your-Immersion

Though I also briefly saw someone in the Daggerfall Bank whose name was
Sir Carries A Lot. Obviously a mule. I giggled.

kasain

I have one of the reptile men named PresidentObama. Would that classify as one of the worst names?

Lanatireb17_ESO

worst name i have seen ingame so far? Mannimarco. What where they thinking.

Orizuru

I'd like to through my name in the hat.

Nacirema Diputs

nhisso

Sigh

Melian

I wanted to make an Argonian melee dps named "Stands-in-the-Fire" but it was taken.

rhubbert_ESO

My argonian is named Son-of-Sithis but the best name I have seen so far is Too Khajiit to Quit

moXrox

Firmament wrote: »

I saw yesterday Der Penetrator (der means the in .de) needless to say if that is good or bad.
I also saw lady ga ga, hello kitty. That was in cyrodiil what makes even morre surreal.

I personally like simple names like i saw, Wind, Air, and so on.

Ask yourself if

"Eindringling" (transl. for penetrator)

is a good character name.

Armitas

I think argonians hold the most potential.

Poopsen Squats-in-Bushes
Itchy Plays-in-Ivy

norrisnick

Inspiration struck so I made the biggest greenest Orc I could and named him:
Brüsz Bann-Ur...

ZiRM

I saw a guy named Molag Bals Deep. Cmon who couldn't get a smirk outa that name?!! At least a GaSp?

stabbykitteh

Someone with a character named Influenza was very helpful to me in Coldharbour

Jean-Luc Picard gets honorable mention.

Sidney

I have an orc namd "The Chef" and for anyone who is friend "Bonjour Chat". Of course, she's khajiit. If you don't know french, Bonjour Chat means Hello Kitty. They aren't amazing but they're cute to me

Woogawoman

For a little while there, if there had been a "rename token" in the store, I was considering changing to "Repeatedly Killed by Trolls." :-p

Greydog

I saw a "Buffy Goodheal" and a "Heywood Jablome"

My mule is a female High Elf named Magda Bigpockets ..because she's a bank alt and I gave her big "pockets"

I also gave her a pissed off look because I figured a high elf would be too snooty for such a lowly position ..lol

Hypersillyman

During the beta I had a character named "Justfer Nau". I kinda liked that one.

Iago

My favorite name so far was an Argonian named Pees on Katz

Vorpedagel

My templars name is Heals... and I hate healing

drschplatt

I ran into Chu'k No'is yesterday.

PBpsy

I wanted to do an argonian or Khajith named Py Sis'on'Mer in the AD but I changed my mind.

Catches_the_Sun

My Argonian alt - Arrow-in-the-Knee

PBpsy

Catches_the_Sun wrote: »

My Argonian alt - Arrow-in-the-Knee

I wander if Adventurer Like You is taken.

annarr1117nub18_ESO

The only thing that I can say is that after I officially get to the point where I can officially change my player character's name, I'll change his name to a cooler looking real "Nordic" name that fits better into TESO lore folks!

Tiyamel

I have various alts all named "something" Mule, i have also one named Pack Horse lol another mule in disguise, my main is Yofune-Nushi (a mythical japanese dragon that craves human flesh), the worst names i see are those bloody RMT names such as Xcfds, Assdf, Cfvde and so on.........

Skelfish

I'd like to give my sorcerer's name a vote: Makes-Pretty-Lights. Or maybe my Nord 2handed dragonknight named Cleave Toorgrah. Cleave infernobattle for you dragon language scholars.

drschplatt

I was thinking about making a Nord named, "Rhips Embalsoff"

Turial

I have a bosmer crafter named "Craft-Me-Not" for some reason lol.
I have a female sorcerer named "Dani Marco"
I have an RP Dunmer Vamp named "Manny Darko"
I had a storage alt named "Storage Twelve"
My horse for extra inventory space is called "Baggz"
My horse for speed is named "Gonzales" after my favourite speedy mouse.
I had a beta nord name "Francoise Dousche"

Daverios

I made a toon called Lifts-Much-Tail. Best part is it fits TESO cannon.

Firmament

moXrox wrote: »

Firmament wrote: »

I saw yesterday Der Penetrator (der means the in .de) needless to say if that is good or bad.
I also saw lady ga ga, hello kitty. That was in cyrodiil what makes even morre surreal.

I personally like simple names like i saw, Wind, Air, and so on.

Ask yourself if

"Eindringling" (transl. for penetrator)

is a good character name.

lol

Firmament

Turial wrote: »

I have a bosmer crafter named "Craft-Me-Not" for some reason lol.
I have a female sorcerer named "Dani Marco"
I had a storage alt named "Storage Twelve"
My horse for extra inventory space is called "Baggz"
My horse for speed is named "Gonzales" after my favourite speedy mouse.
I had a beta nord name "Francoise Dousche"

Dani Marco

Jitterbug

I'm going to nominate my male argonian

Elizardbeth Taylor

Allyah

I saw a Khajit named T-I-Double G-Er. Up to the jury whether it's good or bad.

LunaRae

I saw someone with Sofa-King Awesome, for the lulls.

Lisa

My orc is Nyx Leaf O'Wind. I'm not sure it fits with an orcs back story, but I've been playing a lot of MTG lately, and who doesn't love Firefly?

LordNowe

A friend and I saw "Likes-big-butts" and "Can-not-lie" playing together as a team...so yeah.

jircris11

saw another few names Bad-at-games and Holds-sword-backwards are the two that made me chuckle. Then i saw Steals-your-nodes and he-who-trolls.

ZiRM

An Orc named SHReK!

Gunsang

A Bosmer named "Plank"
An Orc named "Work Work"
A Khajit named "Napkin Thief"
And my favorite was an Argonian "Om-Nom-Noms"

jaket1980

I have a Khajiit named Jaykinboots.

Dahlia_Bristow

One of my alts is called "Dahlia Wyle" (pronounced "Dally awhile".

ArcaneBlue

some of the argonian names are pretty funny
sometimes you can tell if that toon is a craft mule or not from his/her name!:)

jircris11

jircris here with yet another couple names i saw. Sees-all-nodes and Crafts-cheaply . Those were my chuckles next we have Runs-to-slow and also Hides-your-loot. Those were all my chuckles. i also have a face palm one Trolls on you.

Kyotee0071

I have a Khajiit bank mule named Snarlie Sheen

Makes me chuckle every time I log him in. I feel like saying in zone chat, "I need a drink." every time as well - but I don't.

My other bank mule is an Argonian named Later Gator - I like it. xD

jircris11

im back yet again with a fresh list of names! argonian "Forgets-his-name"
Khajiit "pyro the fur-less" Dark elf "Sir Hot sauce" and another argonian "Drowns-in-water" These are all names on the NA AD faction and i keep seeing them so i will keep posting lol.

Qwickkill

Qwickkill is a great Pvp name and its available because I deleted all my characters., To think I actually spent money on this utter garbage of a game.,

tdgeddesub17_ESO

Searches-for-Quests

yetskiiub17_ESO

Arnold Swartzinlizard has been my fav,,,

Smogg

I saw a character called Ola Thunderloin. Pretty funny too

SotP_Kondor

I saw a Khajiit named Wakes-with-wood.

LeCreaux

Chryos wrote: »

I've seen some pretty clever and funny ones, such as:

Slippery When Wet
Raisins Of Bran
Server Police

What about your name or which ones have you seen?

What about bad names?

...those ARE bad names. The "Raisins" name is at least a name, the others are just worn out expressions we've seen in every other MMO.

nerevarine1138

I'm extremely sad that my characters haven't been mentioned, so I'm going to go ahead and nominate myself for cleverest-little-guy-ever-in-the-history-of-the-world:

Khajiit Nightblade- J'Fuzzybutt
Argonian Nightblade- Drinks-When-Sad
Imperial Templar- Anato Alascura (very loose Italian translation of Darkwing Duck)

I know, I know. You're all wondering how I could be so clever and stay lore-friendly at the same time. And I tell ya, it takes real dedication.

Markethemetalheadb14_ESO

People seem to get a kick out of my Argonian bank alt, Swims-Through-Skooma, whenever I hop on him to swap items about.

It's a shame he shall be forever confined to the Daggerfall bank with that damned teller and her neverending rambling about buyers and lenders.

Avogadro

I nominate my partner's Khajiit Tiger Septim as being the most clever.

LIQUID741

Bugged Nightblade

indy517

I named my Dragon Knight warrior "Mace Ettiquette". I thought it was appropriate.

nhisso

I can't stand it when people name themselves after food or give their character a gamertag/screen name for a name like "xXnoscope420swagXx". That's not clever. It's plebeian. I'm not an RP'er by any stretch, but unoriginal names, gamertag names, sexual names, internet-trend names, and other forms of "joke" names, to me, are stupid. Just my opinion. But if you think that's "clever", I have to question just how low-brow you really are. It's, by definition, the opposite of clever. It's not witty or creative. LOL! Im such a sour-puss. What can I say

RustyBlades

I see sdafdaq quite a lot spamming gold. He's grown on me a bit, I view him like Slimer from Ghostbusters. I usually can find him "hiding" in the room to the left of the audiron bank most Saturdays. At least he is nice enough to hid in an "instanced" room.

AzureButterfly

I saw an Orc named "Orc Orc Orc."

I also know someone who made an Orc Nightblade specifically built to be as fast as possible. His name is "Gorta Gro-Fazzt" or something along those lines.

RastSekyd

I saw a dual-wielding Khajiit named "Drizzt Do'Purrden". It made me laugh.

Knovah

Knovah Khane

Play off the word Novocain… why? Because back in my AOC days I Had dentistry work done (wisdom tooth out) and I was a bit slurred on Vent…my friends were teasing me because I have an accent anyway and this made it worse. I was thinking up a name when one of them said Novocain ,of course they use lidocaine not Novocain in dentistry for the past 30 odd years , but was not going to point out that little bit of knowledge to them .

Anyway I liked the name (even on painkillers at the time it seemed a fun play on words) So Knovah became my fav name. (Did not like Novo so I switched it out a little but when said first and last name you get the idea) So Knovah on single name games and Knovah Khane on games I can add a surname to.

Berlis

I'm sure this one has been used, Sir Whince-A-Lot

ZiRM

Saw a khajiit in DC named Sir Pounce and an Orc named Orcgasm.

jircris11

Qwickkill wrote: »

Qwickkill is a great Pvp name and its available because I deleted all my characters., To think I actually spent money on this utter garbage of a game.,

love how you come in here and offer a name, then manage to sneak in a complaint. Welp hope you find what your looking for we wont miss ya

Texwa

Wylie Coyote

RaZaddha

"Lifts-Her-Tail". It's actually part of the lore.

jircris11

back again, this name made me chuckle because he was being yelled at in zone chat for getting the party in BC killed. "makes-you-rage"

Maotti

Catches_the_Sun wrote: »

My Argonian alt - Arrow-in-the-Knee

@Catches_the_Sun‌

Are you on the EU server? I think i met you in Coldharbour and whispered you because of that.

Cybrdroyd

I created a little female wood elf dragonknight tank, made her really tiny, and she has a face like she has a chip on her shoulder. I called her Fresh Mouth. My idea is her fresh mouth would piss off the monsters.

Diaboli

rawne1980b16_ESO wrote: »

On Daggerfall EU we have Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

I died a little inside when I saw them.

But I also saw Dies-Quite-Often which gave me a chuckle.

If it's the same Miley Cyrus from beta, that player would group with people in Cyrodill and hide to farm AP.

Diaboli

norrisnick wrote: »

Inspiration struck so I made the biggest greenest Orc I could and named him:
Brüsz Bann-Ur...

Very clever!

Creepsley

my kahjit templar will be a vampire and is named Snarferatu von Mumm-ra
(yea i love thundercats XD)

Chryos

I wanted to make an Argonian named Plays With Self but I figured that was already taken lol.

Chryos

The name I use (Pronnounced Cry ose) I have been using in all mmo's since EQ1. Originally I wanted Crisis or some form of it, but it was taken. I kept this name in case I run into some old friends from back in the day.

Chryos

Lol's and awesomes for the lot of ya. This is some pretty funny stuff!