Favorite one-liners

jainiadral · January 2019

Today in Coldharbour, Vanus Galerion cut to the heart of the matter: "Are you purposefully looking for trouble or are you as blind as a cave bat?"

Oh, Vanus, I wuv u

What are yours?

FleetwoodSmack · January 2019

"Have you heard the one about the spriggan?" (Daggerfall drunks)

"Look, I'm going to lose my shirt here." (Some woman trying to get goods shipped)

Catulo · January 2019

Drunk in pub: "You look like I could use a drink."

(or something similar, quoting it from memory)

jainiadral · January 2019

to all of these!

Nord during the New Life Festival: "I'll have what I'm having."

ZonasArch · January 2019

This game is not for kids, that's for sure.

Sirona_Starr · January 2019

In Stros - the Orc, and i still laugh......... something like, "Watch out for those mudcrabs. They're tough."

sedi · January 2019

Anything M’aiq the Liar says but especially:

‘Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll’

TheGreatBlackBear · January 2019

Saint Felms In Asylum Sanctorium - "Finally a foe!"
Also Felms - "Carved up like fat Nords"

Gilora · January 2019

Daggerfall, Ilessan Tower.

Red Rook bandit: "Hey, that´s not a stew pot! That´s my laundry!"

AlienSlof · January 2019

Random Xivkyn in the IC in a conversation about meat: 'No Khajiits - cat flesh is too gamey...'

Algraxa · January 2019

Shegorath ~ PUPPY KILLER!

AlboMalefica · January 2019

“Come here sweat meats”

Zodiac_ · January 2019

Do you know how long I've been looking for you?

Skogsalf · January 2019

I don`t know why I even bother! (...guarding you horrible people)

Guard in Windhelm

Loves_guars · January 2019

"Ambush. What a lovely idea!"
Maelstrom last boss:" "After I kill you, I shall animate your corpse!"
Molag at dolmens:" The skins of those you love will fly as my banners."

Flamingfunk · January 2019

https://youtu.be/5L-kAngOAN8

VaranisArano · January 2019

Abnur Tharn.

"It's so simple a five year old child could do it. Since we don't have a five year old child, you'll have to do."

Knightpanther · January 2019

Siltamaire

"Gosh you're cute, But I have no idea what you're talking about"

Be safe.

Ragnork · January 2019

I've got clean socks

StarOfElyon · January 2019

"You never should have come here!"

That should be in every Elder Scrolls game.

Kuramas9tails · January 2019

"You awake, sleeping kitten?"

Travestynox · January 2019

Shornhelm, female guard.

'No one ever comes out of Crypt of hearts alive, no one. How'd you do it? '

The contradiction always cracks me up.

VeiledCriticism · January 2019

'No charge to have a look."

WreckfulAbandon · January 2019

"Uhh, boss, I don't think he's listening.."

Psyonico · January 2019

"do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

Someone had to say it

Lumsdenml · January 2019

I forget where I heard this, but it was:

"A toast! To Drinking!"

Silverwillow · January 2019

The random bandit lines are my favorites.

"Every woman has her price. Mine is 5 gold."

"I don't remember her name. The pretty one. With the beard."

"I only kill people who kill people. Because killing is wrong."

Shawn_PT · January 2019

M'aiq the Liar:

M'aiq thinks those with the most wine can never truly be pleased. This is why he drinks water.

He's been to the forums for sure.

Tan9oSuccka · January 2019

Ragnork wrote: »

I've got clean socks

I love this line. Dagnir cracks me up every time.

Karmanorway · January 2019

"Ahh the ignorance of outlanders, how refreshing"

Rake · January 2019

"Do you know how long have I been looking for you?"