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Ghettokid
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Once upon a time there was an Orc.
Edited by Ghettokid on July 11, 2017 9:16PM
  • Sigtric
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    It smelled really bad.

    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
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  • Kammakazi
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    He begged for the return of cost reduction.
  • Tasear
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    But instead his wife walked back and said....
  • COFFAN
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    She was tired of his lazy get rich quick schemes
    Tee hee
  • Rouven
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    So the Orc said: "Become what you are." and turned into cheese.
    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • redshirt_49
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    So he ignored her and proposed a new scheme to his other wife.
  • Aliyavana
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    "I will become argonian"
  • Anti_Virus
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    The other wife said "Your schemes suck".
    Edited by Anti_Virus on July 11, 2017 9:23PM
    Power Wealth And Influence.
  • Megabear
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    Then the son says your face sucks.
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    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • BigBadVolk
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    And her face sucked itself
    "The ass is similar to the opinion: Everyone has it, but no one cares about the others!"
    I'm 120 years old
  • redshirt_49
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    Suddenly an Oblivion portal wreathed in butterflies appeared in the living room.
  • Aliyavana
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    Sheogorath emerged out of the portal and then looked upon the room and asked "where is my boneless pizza"?
    Edited by Aliyavana on July 11, 2017 9:56PM
  • Tandor
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    The orc rummaged around in his collection of battle trophies and proffered Sheogorath a pizzaless bone.
  • SFDB
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    "That's not what I asked for!" shouted the Daedric prince, who turned the Orc into an Argonian.
    Coyote Moon: Warden
  • Kram8ion
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    Raised it high above his head and shouted "I HAVE THE PIZZA "
    Aussie lag is real!
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    ORC .
  • Slack
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    Meanwhile you hear the voice of a stranger coming out of nowhere repeating itself again and again : "The midnight Union kidnapped my wife.... The midnight Union kidnapped my wife.... The midnight Union kidnapped my wife..."
    PC EU
    Betty Breeze - Magwarden
    Hunts S'hitblades - Stamplar
    Aschavi - Magplar
  • Bowser
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    and then a skeleton popped out
    @King-Koopa
    World First DK Tank Execute on Rakkhat HM
    Play how you want - no meta allowed!
  • supaskrub
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    and said "do you know how long I've been looking for you"
  • Jacen_Veron
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    His name was Dringoth.
  • MarbleQuiche
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    "By the look of you, quite some time"
    Currently obsessed with battlegrounds. Spamming here between rounds. Sometimes, when forums are particularly good, I skip ballerina around*

    *autocorrected nonsense, but it sounds amusing enough to me that I've taken up ballet
  • FrancisCrawford
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    Suddenly, a pew-pew twanged out.
  • SelfTherapy
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    And he destroyed all the beta-males of Tamriel also known as the Aldmeri Dominion.
  • Aliyavana
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    FrancisCrawford wrote: »
    Suddenly, a pew-pew twanged out.

    Wth is a pew pew the argonians said
    Edited by Aliyavana on July 11, 2017 11:38PM
  • Tandor
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    "Pew pew? QQ!" said Sheogorath, as he stepped back into the portal and vanished.
  • Mashille
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    "What the actual F*** is going on?" Remarks a nearby Khajiit, "I really need to stop taking Skooma."
    House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
  • DrSweetazz
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    "you have been disconnected from the server: must have a valid internet connection."
  • Jailbirdy
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    meanwhile back in the evil developers lair, a Lag Boss was summoned to........
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  • Aliyavana
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    A portal to oblivion reopens, haskill says "oh my lord sent me to retrieve his boneless pizza and he was unsuccessful at retrieving it the first time... am I at the right place?"
  • Jaws243
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    ...to thwart a noble group of adventurers' attempt to capture a keep by blocking the use of their skills, denying their bar swaps, causing the group to crash just before the keep could bee flipped, and finally taking then out of Cyrodil and you the back of a 300+ queue.
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