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Zalicius

They traveled for many days in search of water.

Rohamad_Ali

With a ORC ORC here and a ORC ORC there , here an ORC there an ORC everywhere an ORC ORC .

ScytheNL

FInally, the Redguard came to the Way Station, where he found a disoriented Nord boy

Sheezabeast

The smell of Betnikh was enough to make then the most stalwart Nord bring back up his lunch!

Kram8ion

Days past and the realisation came that they would have to resort to drastic action to quench their thirst so...

bebynnag

they went swiming and they were all eaten by slaughterfish

missjackieb14_ESO

In which the slaughterfish then pooped out later

Kram8ion

This gave them an idea to start a lute playing band of merry men called the fish sh*t orcs

missjackieb14_ESO

The orcs decided to start wearing perfume to cover up the smell

Mattock_Romulus

Miraculously, they survived being digested by slaughterfish. To celebrate their good fortune, they went to a tavern to find some wenches.

Betheny

Where they played badly for many years, going completely unnoticed until

missjackieb14_ESO

They started riding pretty ponies

Betheny

One night they heard the pretty ponies singing to themselves inside the stables. They came up with a plan to make the ponies play all the instruments and sing all the songs, while they mimed and lipsynched and took all the credit.

ScytheNL

They called themselves: "Hilly Vagilly"

Turelus

ScytheNL wrote: »

They called themselves: "Hilly Vagilly"

They went on tour around Cyrodiil visiting each of the alliances staging areas to spread their musical joy, but...

Sheezabeast

but they were stuck in combat and could not mount, thus having to walk and dodge spells while singing!

Betheny

*while the ponies were singing

Archmadios

The ponies, tired of being used and decided to take out a lawsuit and sue for royalties and full ownership of all intellectual property rights

Enslaved

And then Nirn exploded.

Turelus

But it didn't realise explode, because Raz awoke with a start realise it and the ponies was another of his weird skooma induced dreams.

Sheezabeast

"And that....mortal...is one example of how I could make Nirn have a cabbage cabal...an exploidy hemmroidy! " Sheogorath bellowed jovially.

Arthg

Every morning upon waking up he would roar: "Now where the feck are my forge-wife, my maul and my brew?!"
That's how everybody in Tamriel knew another day had started.

AnviOfVai

However everyone in Tamriel knew that he had 5 wives and only one Maul, so...

Enslaved

"It's Hammer Time"

RavenSworn

Said Snork the orc, raising his mighty sweet roll to the sky.

Turelus

RavenSworn wrote: »

Said Snork the orc, raising his mighty sweet roll to the sky.

Which wasn't wise on this day as it was thundery weather.

Eweroun

Lightning came down from the sky and burned the mighty sweetroll

GeorgeBlack

"Oh no!"...
"Oh no!"...

Betheny

He looked down at his crispy sweetroll - the lightning strike had mercilessly split the roll open, revealing a tiny little clockwork mouse who started squealing about being trapped in a sweetroll for hundreds of years.

PzTnT

And it said with its squeaky voice: MUAHAHAHA! FINALLY IM FREE! YOU WILL FOREVER RUE THE DAY WHEN YOU RELEASED THE MECHANICAL MOUSE OF DOOOM!