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  • Sheezabeast
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    ALAS! You have insufficient Crowns to unlock me as a pet!
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • Sausage
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    Sheezabeast wrote: »
    ALAS! You have insufficient Crowns to unlock me as a pet!

    Then young grasshopper appeared and..
  • Shad0wfire99
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    *This may be an unusually long load time.*


    XBox NA
  • shepardTHEweak
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    oops something went wrong
  • Eweroun
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    *reroll server to #60* :trollface:
    Edited by Eweroun on July 12, 2017 12:01PM
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • Enslaved
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    But Mouse was manufactured in some cheap skeever ass penny-per-day factory, like all Razor products, and side buttons went numb after just few days of intense PvP.
  • AoDD33pfri3d
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    Then the dragonborn appeared
  • Turelus
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    AoDD33pfri3d wrote: »
    Then the dragonborn appeared
    And wondered why the conversation went so negative and whiny for a few posts.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
    The Great Forums Banning #NeverForget
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Scipio snuck up behind the Dragonborn and snapped his neck instantly killing him and took his keys to his brand new 2017 Ford F-150.
  • Maryal
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    ... which he immediately sold because he desperately needed the cash for a new supply of crown crates.
  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    Which he moaned about having to buy on the forums even though he was giddy with glee at his new Nix hound pet.
  • oMrRust
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    Which he later replaced for a pet rock.
    Edited by oMrRust on July 12, 2017 1:33PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    That hit him on the head and left a nasty bump
  • Turelus
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    Which he decided was much better pet any way, so he named it lumpy.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
    The Great Forums Banning #NeverForget
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    So they went fishing and caught a cold, because they became republicans.
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • gepe87
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    So he tried to use mementos.
    Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General

    If you see edits on my replies: typos. English isn't my main language
  • Alucardo
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    gepe87 wrote: »
    So he tried to use mementos.

    but unfortunately the Orc was in Cyrodiil, and they nerfed mementos there for unknown reasons
  • Jailbirdy
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    ScytheNL wrote: »
    The Orc fled across the desert, and the Redguard followed...

    ...they were seeking the lair of the Lag Boss, The Dork Tower, where the evil developers reside
    Disclaimer: The statements and information from this account are for entertainment & informational purposes only. Any interpretation, implied or otherwise does not constitute negligence on any part of this forum posting.
  • DocFrost72
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    The evil developer leaned out the window and yelled "This will be a buff if..."
    Edited by DocFrost72 on July 12, 2017 2:28PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    He then went to take a nap just because
  • Betheny
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    Everyone was talking too much
    Edited by Betheny on July 12, 2017 2:29PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    That threw sprinkles all up on him
  • Elvenpath
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    mom's spaghetti
  • Betheny
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    Meanwhile back at the tiny clockwork mouse's secret evil lair, plans were afoot.
  • Skinzz
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    To steal the lusty Argonian's underwear.
    Anybody got a group? LFG, anybody? Hello?
  • Publius_Scipio
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    And use the underwear as a parachute after climbing to the top of Wayrest cathedral, jumping off, and recording it with a GoPro.
  • hamgatan
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    yet choked at the last minute like the Capitals in the playoffs..
    PC / NA - 1900 CP

    PvE Tanks
    L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
    L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
    L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"

    PvE Healers
    L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
    L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"

    PvE DPS
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
    L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
    L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
    L50 Breton StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
    L50 PvE DPS Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
    L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"

    Bank Skanks
    L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
    L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"

    PvP DPS
    L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"


    Xbox One / NA - 360 CP
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
    L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
    L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
    L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"

    |GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |
  • AnviOfVai
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    However he also wanted to parachute in Cyrodiil as this could be a fulfilling challenge, so off he went and..
    "I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."

    PS4 - EU

    AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
    DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
    DC - Templar - Tank - 160
    DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
    EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
    EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 160

  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    Found a bunny and cuddled it.. only to find
  • dennissomb16_ESO
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    the forums demanded he be nerfed!
    Edited by dennissomb16_ESO on July 12, 2017 5:20PM
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