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  • Sheezabeast
    Sheezabeast
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    ALAS! You have insufficient Crowns to unlock me as a pet!
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • Sausage
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    ALAS! You have insufficient Crowns to unlock me as a pet!

    Then young grasshopper appeared and..
  • Shad0wfire99
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    *This may be an unusually long load time.*


    XBox NA
  • shepardTHEweak
    shepardTHEweak
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    oops something went wrong
  • Eweroun
    Eweroun
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    *reroll server to #60* :trollface:
    Edited by Eweroun on July 12, 2017 12:01PM
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • Enslaved
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    But Mouse was manufactured in some cheap skeever ass penny-per-day factory, like all Razor products, and side buttons went numb after just few days of intense PvP.
  • AoDD33pfri3d
    AoDD33pfri3d
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    Then the dragonborn appeared
  • Turelus
    Turelus
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    Then the dragonborn appeared
    And wondered why the conversation went so negative and whiny for a few posts.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Scipio snuck up behind the Dragonborn and snapped his neck instantly killing him and took his keys to his brand new 2017 Ford F-150.
  • Maryal
    Maryal
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    ... which he immediately sold because he desperately needed the cash for a new supply of crown crates.
  • Bobby_V_Rockit
    Bobby_V_Rockit
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    Which he moaned about having to buy on the forums even though he was giddy with glee at his new Nix hound pet.
  • oMrRust
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    Which he later replaced for a pet rock.
    Edited by oMrRust on July 12, 2017 1:33PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
    missjackieb14_ESO
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    That hit him on the head and left a nasty bump
  • Turelus
    Turelus
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    Which he decided was much better pet any way, so he named it lumpy.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    So they went fishing and caught a cold, because they became republicans.
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • gepe87
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    So he tried to use mementos.
    Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General

    If you see edits on my replies: typos. English isn't my main language
  • Alucardo
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    gepe87 wrote: »
    So he tried to use mementos.

    but unfortunately the Orc was in Cyrodiil, and they nerfed mementos there for unknown reasons
  • Jailbirdy
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    ScytheNL wrote: »
    The Orc fled across the desert, and the Redguard followed...

    ...they were seeking the lair of the Lag Boss, The Dork Tower, where the evil developers reside
    Disclaimer: The statements and information from this account are for entertainment & informational purposes only. Any interpretation, implied or otherwise does not constitute negligence on any part of this forum posting.
  • DocFrost72
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    The evil developer leaned out the window and yelled "This will be a buff if..."
    Edited by DocFrost72 on July 12, 2017 2:28PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    He then went to take a nap just because
  • Betheny
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    Everyone was talking too much
    Edited by Betheny on July 12, 2017 2:29PM
  • missjackieb14_ESO
    missjackieb14_ESO
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    That threw sprinkles all up on him
  • Elvenpath
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    mom's spaghetti
  • Betheny
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    Meanwhile back at the tiny clockwork mouse's secret evil lair, plans were afoot.
  • Skinzz
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    To steal the lusty Argonian's underwear.
    Anybody got a group? LFG, anybody? Hello?
  • Publius_Scipio
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    And use the underwear as a parachute after climbing to the top of Wayrest cathedral, jumping off, and recording it with a GoPro.
  • hamgatan
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    yet choked at the last minute like the Capitals in the playoffs..
    PC / NA - 1900 CP

    PvE Tanks
    L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
    L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
    L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"

    PvE Healers
    L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
    L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"

    PvE DPS
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
    L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
    L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
    L50 Breton StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
    L50 PvE DPS Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
    L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"

    Bank Skanks
    L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
    L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"

    PvP DPS
    L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"


    Xbox One / NA - 360 CP
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
    L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
    L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
    L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"

    |GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |
  • AnviOfVai
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    However he also wanted to parachute in Cyrodiil as this could be a fulfilling challenge, so off he went and..
    "I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."

    PS4 - EU

    AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
    DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
    DC - Templar - Tank - 160
    DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
    EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
    EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 160

  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    Found a bunny and cuddled it.. only to find
  • dennissomb16_ESO
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    the forums demanded he be nerfed!
    Edited by dennissomb16_ESO on July 12, 2017 5:20PM
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