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Continue the story with one sentence.
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Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Everyone heard a large boom and turned around to see Batman and Superman fighting.
They were fighting with farts, and they were both incapacitated.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Suddenly Wonderwoman appeared, and let rip one fart to rule them all.
Batman and Superman went from incapacitated to really dead.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Nyghthowler✭✭✭✭✭
✭And then the multiverse exploded into all the pretty butterflies!I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nyghthowler wrote: »And then the multiverse exploded into all the pretty butterflies!
The end.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Betheny✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭In the chaos, everyone had forgotten about the Mournhold Guard who was still fiddling around with his remote control and hadn't really noticed all the stuff that just happened.0 -
Skinzz✭✭✭✭✭And then the mournhold guard got killed by
Incap strike
Viper
Selenes
Light attack
PoisonEdited by Skinzz on July 13, 2017 8:36PMAnybody got a group? LFG, anybody? Hello?2 -
SSlarg✭✭✭an angry man who decided to whip out hisPS4 NA PSN - SSlarg
Currently Looking To Buy:
NoThInG0 -
NordSwordnBoard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Summoned nerf atronach dual wielding wet noodles weaved with mudballs that drain ultimate yelling: "I'm looking for an emo vampire called Rumplestiltskin who is perpetually sad about his appearance... he owes me money for carrying him through vmaw on my shoulder!"Edited by NordSwordnBoard on July 13, 2017 8:57PMFear is the Mindkiller0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Then he was subsequently killed by Rumplestiltskin.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Cresting over the horizon, air thick with smoke, an AD zerg moved closer and closer!Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
Eweroun✭✭✭✭But it was not the AD zerg that seemed to be the biggest danger; from behind, the cowards of the Pact charged with nothing less then 100 men in a hopeless trial to kill that one man standing there...Edited by Eweroun on July 14, 2017 10:30AM|Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
|Potato Knights - former core member|
|former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|
clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM0 -
AnviOfVai✭✭✭✭✭
✭who was eating toast and drinking tea, outraged by the odd mixture of food, he decided to ask the Americans in the Zerg group did they know what an egg cup was?"I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."
PS4 - EU
AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
DC - Templar - Tank - 160
DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
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RavenSworn✭✭✭✭✭"the only cup I know is.." said one American while the eu players shushed him up with a shield bash.Ingame: RavenSworn, Pc / NA.
Of Wolf and Raven
Solo / Casual guild for beginners and new players wanting to join the game. Pst me for invite!0 -
AnviOfVai✭✭✭✭✭
✭The tears that streamed down his face were real and so horrified by the events that had played out he...Edited by AnviOfVai on July 14, 2017 11:36AM"I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."
PS4 - EU
AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
DC - Templar - Tank - 160
DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
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RANKK7✭✭✭✭✭
✭...went to the station to dye all his RED weapons and...lll
"I really don't know who the **** came off with this change. Definitely somebody who does not play the game, that's for sure".
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bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭bought a dye pack from the crowns store which didnt work, because in a world where magic is real changing the colour of a weapon is impossible!1 -
Appleblade✭✭✭✭✭So he left town to set out on a-
(Lag)
quest for a new dye, but his body did not respond correctly-
(Lag)
and he rubberbanded back into town anyway, so
(Server connection lost)3 -
theenglander✭✭Whilst waiting for the lag to subside he entered an inn, and the maiden at the bar asked what would you like sir for food today we have egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg, bacon and spam
egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
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hamgatan✭✭✭✭✭and as the lines of text made less and less sense his vision blurred and said to himself, what is this? Stonefalls zone chat?PC / NA - 1900 CP
PvE Tanks
L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"
PvE Healers
L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"
PvE DPS
L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
L50 Breton StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
L50 PvE DPS Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"
Bank Skanks
L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"
PvP DPS
L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"
Xbox One / NA - 360 CPL50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"
|GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |0 -
CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭and as the lines of text made less and less sense his vision blurred and said to himself, what is this? Stonefalls zone chat?
Then suddenly he is cut loose as the real person controlling him loses connection. He sighs and says, 'I hope he quits so I can stop hearing his constant complaining and making me teabag people'.Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion0 -
Malacthulhu✭✭✭✭As he frolicked through the meadow ahead of them.Edited by Malacthulhu on July 14, 2017 5:31PMXbox One Na0 -
bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭before awakening & realising he was infact a she, and was tied to a chair in a basement, and had an uncontrolable urge to exclaim.... but im a girl i dont even like the good monty pythonEdited by bebynnag on July 14, 2017 7:31PM0 -
vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I couldn't stay hidden for much longer ( my cloak tends to not to work when laughing ), I jump out from behind the dresser and begin laughing, "Ha! Ha! Ha! A girl you say? I've never met a girl named Bob."
Edited by vamp_emily on July 14, 2017 7:57PM
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)1 -
bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭vamp_emily wrote: »I couldn't stay hidden for much longer ( my cloak tends to not to work when laughing ), I jump out from behind the dresser and begin laughing, "Ha! Ha! Ha! A girl you say? I've never met a girl named Bob."
bob? no no im meg although i have always liked the name ron!0