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Fang_of_Lorkhaj✭✭✭✭Little did the victim know that the clean shower was a magical illusion placed by the daedric god sheogorath.0 -
Jailbirdy✭✭✭✭✭However he also wanted to parachute in Cyrodiil as this could be a fulfilling challenge, so off he went and..
when he got there, the missing Deer had bulldozed all the hills into little ground effects you get stuck on.....Disclaimer: The statements and information from this account are for entertainment & informational purposes only. Any interpretation, implied or otherwise does not constitute negligence on any part of this forum posting.0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Fang_of_Lorkhaj wrote: »Little did the victim know that the clean shower was a magical illusion placed by the daedric god sheogorath.
Nor did he know that the dingleberry he consumed wasn't a fruit.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
But he shook his head and took another bite.PS4/NA
Jasunr Cosmus - Imperial Templar, Supreme Healer of the Cosmos CP 240
Itzal Siavish - Khajit NB, Thief LVL 38
Bruxana - Altmer Sorc, Powerhouse DPS Lvl 18
Torvakor - Redguard Stam Warden Lvl 7
Langsdon Emerson - Imperial DK Tank - Lvl 310 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭He held his throat as the powerful dingleberry poison took hold while stumbling across his living room and he tripped over his Xbox One X cracking his skull on his TV stand and passed away.0 -
Troneon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭NO ETAPC EU ADMaster Crafter - Anything you need!!High Elf Magicka Templar Healer/DPS/TankTrials / Dungeons / PVP / Everything0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »He held his throat as the powerful dingleberry poison took hold while stumbling across his living room and he tripped over his Xbox One X cracking his skull on his TV stand and passed away.
Then he woke up from his nightmare, a world that could only have been Sheogorath's true home. Xbox? Some sort of spell? His memories of the nightmare quickly faded as he washed himself in a nearby lake.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭WarMasterCyp wrote: »He placed
A Dovah.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭Then he looks next to him at his empty mug sitting on the table in front of a Nord, who lets out a belch.
Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion0 -
Lord_Eomer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭CapnPhoton wrote: »Then he looks next to him at his empty mug sitting on the table in front of a Nord, who lets out a belch.
His only argonian slave executed killer blade on him for his freedom!Edited by Lord_Eomer on July 12, 2017 8:54PM0 -
Spidersick✭✭That Nord passed a veeery sticky copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid book and said "I trust you will like it."0 -
The_Smilemeister✭✭✭✭✭He wished he would one day look in a mirror without fearing it would shatter into Oblivion.0
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Livvy✭✭✭✭✭He looked in the mirror, and was given hope when he was reminded of the fact he is not a fat male orc in a lady's dress.->--Willow--<-0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭He looked in the mirror, and was given hope when he was reminded of the fact he is not a fat male orc in a lady's dress.
And the Dovah was still sitting on top of a toaster.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
NordSwordnBoard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭When his astonished mother burst in, dropping hot sweetrolls on the floor.Fear is the Mindkiller0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »She found her son naked with an apple pie smushed onto his crotch.
That's when the murders started.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
hamgatan✭✭✭✭✭But the Mournhold Guard did not care because the new season Game of Thrones was airing..Edited by hamgatan on July 13, 2017 12:00AMPC / NA - 1900 CP
PvE Tanks
L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"
PvE Healers
L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"
PvE DPS
L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
L50 Breton StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
L50 PvE DPS Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"
Bank Skanks
L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"
PvP DPS
L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"
Xbox One / NA - 360 CPL50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"
|GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |0 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭When the guard got to the TV he noticed it was broken, but ET came down from a flying bicycle and with his glowing finger fixed the TV.0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭In the corner, a spider Daedra rubbed its fuzzy little spider hands together, plotting how to eat the TV.Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
Eweroun✭✭✭✭After much thinking, it decided to swallow it; a big explosion was the result when the spider closed its jaws... a rip in the veil occured|Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
|Potato Knights - former core member|
|former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|
clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM0 -
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✭✭From the portal emerged a huge fluffy chicken wielding a magical one handed weapon and a magical shield, he stepped towards the guard drawing his weapon, then promptly deleted himself into a singularity.0 -
CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭From the portal emerged a huge fluffy chicken wielding a magical one handed weapon and a magical shield, he stepped towards the guard drawing his weapon, then promptly deleted himself into a singularity.
When the singularity opened, the chicken found that it had miscalculated, and it deposited him off the coast of Auridon.Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion0 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭CapnPhoton wrote: »From the portal emerged a huge fluffy chicken wielding a magical one handed weapon and a magical shield, he stepped towards the guard drawing his weapon, then promptly deleted himself into a singularity.
When the singularity opened, the chicken found that it had miscalculated, and it deposited him off the coast of Auridon.
It was actually Azeroth.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Everyone heard a large boom and turned around to see Batman and Superman fighting.Edited by Publius_Scipio on July 13, 2017 4:50PM0
