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Teabag Etiquette

  • Kungfu
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    /teabag
  • Drummerx04
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    1. Grand Overlord EP 100k+ magsorc emperor taunting DC plebes from the scaffolding at Ales mine with a full raid behind him...
    2. DC plebes use flame reach
    3. Grand Overlord EP emperor magsorc drops to his instant death
    4. Bagging ensues

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  • Autolycus
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    When tea-bagging, one must ensure proper alignment with the torso of the receiving party. A good way to gauge if one is properly aligned is to first stand with feet shoulder-width apart. When squatting, knees should be pointing towards the receiving party's armpits.

    It is also important to tea-bag for the appropriate length of time. A "quick" tea-bag shows a lack of dedication to the cause, whereas a lengthy session often reveals a lack of confidence and self-respect. A tea-bagger must own each and every tea-bag and deliver each one with grace and dedication.

    Finally, one must understand that no matter how rude or inappropriate tea-bagging may be, and without regard to the deliverer or the recipient of said tea-bag, this practice will always ensue. He who tea-bags today will receive a tea-bag tomorrow, as the saying goes.

    Personally, I only tea-bag my friends. I don't typically like to tea-bag random people, because I generally have no idea where their mouth has been. Also, they're dead, and that's kind of weird.
    Edited by Autolycus on May 11, 2017 5:35PM
  • technohic
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    Autolycus wrote: »
    When tea-bagging, one must ensure proper alignment with the torso of the receiving party. A good way to gauge if one is properly aligned is to first stand with feet shoulder-width apart. When squatting, knees should be pointing towards the receiving party's armpits.

    It is also important to tea-bag for the appropriate length of time. A "quick" tea-bag shows a lack of dedication to the cause, whereas a lengthy session often reveals a lack of confidence and self-respect. A tea-bagger must own each and every tea-bag and deliver each one with grace and dedication.

    Finally, one must understand that no matter how rude or inappropriate tea-bagging may be, and without regard to the deliverer or the recipient of said tea-bag, this practice will always ensue. He who tea-bags today will receive a tea-bag tomorrow, as the saying goes.

    Personally, I only tea-bag my friends. I don't typically like to tea-bag random people, because I generally have no idea where their mouth has been. Also, they're dead, and that's kind of weird.

    "He who tea-bags today will receive a tea-bag tomorrow, as the saying goes"

    Good quote. I believe it originated from the Boston Teabag Party ahead of the American Revolution
  • Kay1
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    I tbag everyone who use snipe.

    I will never stop doing it.
    K1 The Big Monkey
  • QuebraRegra
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    ran into some guy at a farm, he was soloing 4 of us... we finally beat him down, and I tea bagged him (mainly because he refused to respawn). He sent a message saying that I couldn't beat him 1v1... I said "very true... I'm a MAGBLADE" ;)
  • _Crow
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    I for one think Tbagging is just plain mean, and it hurts my feelings when my pretend toon in a video game gets tbagged by another pretend toon in a video game. like killing isn't bad at all, but tbagging? thats...thats just.... mean! ya! don't be a bully
    >:(
    GM: Army of the Pact
    Loves War almost as much as Tbagging
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  • cabriogirl95
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    Just remember, Breathe through your nose

    [url=" https://youtu.be/YPWhUr97jjM"][/url]
    Edited by cabriogirl95 on May 13, 2017 6:02AM
  • Rylana
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    This thread needs more Rylana and Qaevir Teabag Greeting

    Since I no longer have the game installed, this ones for you QaeBae

    ctrl ctrl ctrl ctrl ctrl

    @Lord_Hev
    Edited by Rylana on May 13, 2017 7:09AM
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  • Mazbt
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    It's immature I don't respect players who do it routinely. Although I do give one exception and that's to those who use soul assault or destro ult when outnumbering someone. That's plain obnoxious.
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  • Sensei_Brew
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    I always get t bagged when I make a group of 10 or more chase me across Cyrodil as I'm laughing for 10 minutes .....They feel very accomplished for that one kill lol
  • Greyhame
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    I always feel like when people teabag me when I'm outnumbered or zerged down that it's like taking a selfie with your participation trophy and showing all your friends. If you are so terrible at this game what you celebrate rolling over a single enemy with 10 of your friends then you have bigger self esteem issues to deal with.

    That being said if you beat someone 1v1 or you beat greater numbers then you are entitled to throw some bags.
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  • ZeroZero77
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    lol rofl

    No Balls --> no TEABAG.
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  • ZeroZero77
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    Never saw a gen_ital organ in the game.

    So no Teabags Possible.

    All of them are only wannabe Teabaggers
    Edited by ZeroZero77 on May 17, 2017 4:59PM
    Mein Eso Setup System I7-4790k Non OC, 16GB Ram , GTX 1060, 3 mal 1920x1080, SSD für OS + Anwendungen und Spiele, 16k Leitung nahe Köln
    Wieso kürzt der typische MMO Spieler eigentlich fast jedes Wort ab. Schreibt aber fast ein Buch wenn er eine einfache Frage hat ?
  • Dalsinthus
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    Last night blue was using in Vlastarus as a respawn point to take keeps. My group went to retake/defend the town and I kept running into this blue cp600 dragonknight.

    I killed him 1v1 once, whatever, I don't t bag.

    He comes back, we fight again 1v1 off the resource, and I narrowly lose. Guy is sitting there with a tiny sliver of health (less than 500 I think) and he starts t-bagging me. I guess he was mad about the first fight? A second or so in he drops dead on my body. I'm not sure what got him, it could have been a weirdly delayed tick of my poison injection, a light attack from some hidden player, or just a gentle breeze. But oh man was it funny.

    I saw him again once more and made sure to do the Argonian dance on his corpse. He didn't come back.
  • frozywozy
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    Allright I haven't been much active on the forums the past month and I haven't read this thread before posting because I'm drunk AF but I just wanna say that my best times t-bagging have been mid fight after killing one opponent trying to Xv1 while taking damage from his partners. Make me rofl every single time.
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