
raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »@ZOS_GinaBruno How many crowns do I need to purchase to fix this gruesome mistake?
Please be it an Altmer that represents our Queen.
raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
My male Altmer toon would totally date her
Wreuntzylla wrote: »Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
My male Altmer toon would totally date her
Maybe a little dental work first, to avoid any unfortunate, um, problems.
It's actually pretty awesome that they chose an Orc for the Altmer Queen. Although it should really have been a male orc, for maximum awesome mockery.
Joruun's jester could be a Bosmer female. Emeric's jester could just be Emeric himself, because he's already a huge joke.

LadyLavina wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.
LadyLavina wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.
I'm not sure that altmer jest, so they couldn't be jesters.
Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
