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Queen Ayrenn's Jester
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✭As an Orc I feel I need to log in and take screen shots... to uhhh...
Zug Zug?... damnit wrong game...
Snew Snew?... damnit wrong show...Conan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
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Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
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ereboz✭✭✭✭PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »"Proud Altmer"? Oh, how you had me crackin' up there.
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Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
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✭✭✭✭LadyDestiny wrote: »I think she is cute for an orc.
Nice micro aggression..."Get off my lawn!" -
fgoron2000✭✭✭✭ZOS, don't you dare touch this...this is by far my favorite part of the festival...the jester queen is absolutely hilarious
if players wanna complain about something then what about a "princess" pig? now that's not exactly regal...
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✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Or else I would have to send a few of my slaves on after you
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Scales-Of-Steel - Argonian Brick Tank/Off-Tank EP
Lyanna Nightwind - High Elf Magsorc DPS / Gank/ Crowned Emp EP
and a random assortment of mules and bleh. Quite a bit of bleh, actually.
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✭✭✭✭✭Looks way better than the original, it's a nice improvement
Edited by Tryxus on March 23, 2017 6:58PM"In the Storyteller's name, I stand upon the bones of the world. I drink in the promise and power of nature's law, and breathe out my thanks."
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Indigochild3rdi✭✭✭Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.Edited by Indigochild3rdi on March 23, 2017 7:03PM -
Bladerunner1✭✭✭✭It checks out. She could be a wood orc, they come from AD zones.
I'd really love to see an imga version of the queen. The ape people from Valenwood, according to lore, want to be like the Altmer so they dress the part. It would hilarious to see an ape queen! Orcs on the other hand are proud skull bashing types, they'd be a bit less inclined to act foolish on purpose.Edited by Bladerunner1 on March 23, 2017 7:12PM -
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Oh and AD sucks FOR THE COVENANT!Edited by Anti_Virus on March 23, 2017 7:47PMPower Wealth And Influence. -
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Seems like SOMEBODY didn't get he Joke!raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc?
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I'd explain it but... I am pretty sure that would not help:
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✭Dorc's!Your immersion is breaking my entitlement.
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✭✭✭✭✭rotaugen454 wrote: »LadyDestiny wrote: »I think she is cute for an orc.
Nice micro aggression...
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✭rotaugen454 wrote: »LadyDestiny wrote: »I think she is cute for an orc.
Nice micro aggression...
that term shouldn't even exist.
needs to be $hitcanned along with 'triggered' and 'safe spaces' and whoever coined such rubbish.
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Muramasa89✭✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.
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✭✭Indigochild3rdi wrote: »Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.
Oh great another Orc (Or a filthy Orc lover) getting salty.
Just admit that you're jealous that our race is far more superior then yours
And speaking about a Pig (Cough cough) Orcs certainly do have a strong resemblance of one Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on March 24, 2017 8:02AM -
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✭✭✭✭Foolish. Do you even know what is the end goal of your so called "Aldmeri Dominion"?
You are so superior that you want world to end.
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✭✭Atleast it's not argonian
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