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Queen Ayrenn's Jester
raidentenshu_ESO
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ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
No Orcs allowed!
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RapidUrsa✭✭✭✭ZOS giving AD the middle finger with that one hahahahaEdited by RapidUrsa on March 23, 2017 3:15PMAbout MeXbox One - EU
Gamertag - RapidUrsa
Overall CP - 500
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raidentenshu_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭@ZOS_GinaBruno How many crowns do I need to purchase to fix this gruesome mistake?
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✭✭✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »@ZOS_GinaBruno How many crowns do I need to purchase to fix this gruesome mistake?
Please be it an Altmer that represents our Queen.
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✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.
PC - NA
@LadyLavina 930+ CP
Scales-Of-Steel - Argonian Brick Tank/Off-Tank EP
Lyanna Nightwind - High Elf Magsorc DPS / Gank/ Crowned Emp EP
and a random assortment of mules and bleh. Quite a bit of bleh, actually.
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Dao_Jones✭✭✭It's actually pretty awesome that they chose an Orc for the Altmer Queen. Although it should really have been a male orc, for maximum awesome mockery.
Joruun's jester could be a Bosmer female. Emeric's jester could just be Emeric himself, because he's already a huge joke.Edited by Dao_Jones on March 23, 2017 3:44PMYou've played with the best... now play with the rest!
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✭✭Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
My male Altmer toon would totally date her
Maybe a little dental work first, to avoid any unfortunate, um, problems. -
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✭Wreuntzylla wrote: »Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
My male Altmer toon would totally date her
Maybe a little dental work first, to avoid any unfortunate, um, problems.
There is a reason the tusk is pointed up
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✭✭It's actually pretty awesome that they chose an Orc for the Altmer Queen. Although it should really have been a male orc, for maximum awesome mockery.
Joruun's jester could be a Bosmer female. Emeric's jester could just be Emeric himself, because he's already a huge joke.
Wait, you mean that wasn't Emeric's jester I saved all that time ago.
(I'm I the only one who wishes we could have bumped off Emeric and installed his sister as queen.)"We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside." -
wolfdoggie_ESO✭✭✭Eh, she's an Orc but not an ugly one. Wish I could make a male Orc as cute. ;sEdited by wolfdoggie_ESO on March 23, 2017 4:08PM -
High_Marshal✭✭✭That better not be another green orc that I can't make as a character. She needs to be the ugly gray versions we get.
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✭✭✭✭✭That jester looks suspiciously like the orc sister of this one yes.
Khajiit will need to ask Rosiebelle what she has been up to over the last few days.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
RosiebelleClan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
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✭LadyLavina wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.
I'm not sure that altmer jest, so they couldn't be jesters.Xbox NA / Main heals -
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✭LadyLavina wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.
because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.
I'm not sure that altmer jest, so they couldn't be jesters.
surely you jest about the jesting of jesters, you jesterPC - NA
@LadyLavina 930+ CP
Scales-Of-Steel - Argonian Brick Tank/Off-Tank EP
Lyanna Nightwind - High Elf Magsorc DPS / Gank/ Crowned Emp EP
and a random assortment of mules and bleh. Quite a bit of bleh, actually.
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✭Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs. -
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✭✭✭✭Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
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✭✭Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!
You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.
Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
- ohh. U feel the burn? Hah
Altmer? More like assmer.
-wanna take ur words back now?
Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
-ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.
I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
Watch your tone my 2 tusked friend
Or else I would have to send a few of my slaves on after you Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on March 23, 2017 5:41PM -
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✭✭✭✭✭This event is allready fantastic. I will say this for this game, the writing and events are usually awsome.
