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Queen Ayrenn's Jester

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raidentenshu_ESO
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ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.

Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

No Orcs allowed!
Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on March 23, 2017 3:14PM
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  • Aliyavana
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    Atleast it's not argonian
  • RapidUrsa
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    ZOS giving AD the middle finger with that one hahahaha
    Edited by RapidUrsa on March 23, 2017 3:15PM
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  • milkbox
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    As orcs go, she's pretty hot.
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    An orc you say?

    You mean she wasn't always an orc, guess she really is ugly then. :confused:
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    OP, you poor, blind, tasteless thing. She is way better that original thing.
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Atleast it's not argonian
    Yawn...

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    @ZOS_GinaBruno How many crowns do I need to purchase to fix this gruesome mistake?

    Please be it an Altmer that represents our Queen.
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
    @ZOS_GinaBruno How many crowns do I need to purchase to fix this gruesome mistake?

    Please be it an Altmer that represents our Queen.

    Please, log into the game, so my mDK could kill you with fire.
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Atleast it's not argonian

    The Daggerfall Covenant got screwed out of that deal.
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    I think you are failing to understand the point of a jester.
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

    Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

    because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.
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    It's actually pretty awesome that they chose an Orc for the Altmer Queen. Although it should really have been a male orc, for maximum awesome mockery.

    Joruun's jester could be a Bosmer female. Emeric's jester could just be Emeric himself, because he's already a huge joke.
    Edited by Dao_Jones on March 23, 2017 3:44PM
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
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    My male Altmer toon would totally date her
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    Those teeth could be, er, painful...
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    Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »
    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
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    My male Altmer toon would totally date her

    Maybe a little dental work first, to avoid any unfortunate, um, problems.
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    Wreuntzylla wrote: »
    Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »
    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
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    My male Altmer toon would totally date her

    Maybe a little dental work first, to avoid any unfortunate, um, problems.

    There is a reason the tusk is pointed up ;)
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    Dao_Jones wrote: »
    It's actually pretty awesome that they chose an Orc for the Altmer Queen. Although it should really have been a male orc, for maximum awesome mockery.

    Joruun's jester could be a Bosmer female. Emeric's jester could just be Emeric himself, because he's already a huge joke.

    Wait, you mean that wasn't Emeric's jester I saved all that time ago.

    (I'm I the only one who wishes we could have bumped off Emeric and installed his sister as queen.)
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    Eh, she's an Orc but not an ugly one. Wish I could make a male Orc as cute. ;s
    Edited by wolfdoggie_ESO on March 23, 2017 4:08PM
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    That better not be another green orc that I can't make as a character. She needs to be the ugly gray versions we get.
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    That jester looks suspiciously like the orc sister of this one yes.

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    LadyLavina wrote: »
    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

    Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

    because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.

    I'm not sure that altmer jest, so they couldn't be jesters.
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    Cryptical wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

    Come on ZOS fix this already. Don't embarrass us AD! We are proud Altmers.

    because an Altmer wouldn't stoop so low.

    I'm not sure that altmer jest, so they couldn't be jesters.

    surely you jest about the jesting of jesters, you jester
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    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
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    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
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    All hail Queen Orcrenn of the Orcmeri Dumnbminion!
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    Only horrible thing I can say about Orsimers is that they are in DC and not EP.
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    Watch your tone my 2 tusked friend :)

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    Or else I would have to send a few of my slaves on after you :)
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on March 23, 2017 5:41PM
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    Disgusting.
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    This event is allready fantastic. I will say this for this game, the writing and events are usually awsome.
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