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Worst job in Tamriel?
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✭✭Chew_Magna wrote: »The minstrels. Sure they may love what they do, but they do it 24/7 nonstop. No breaks, no time to take a drink, no bathroom, no sleep. They must have vocal cords of steel.
Red Diamond, Red Diamond..
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Father_X_Zombie✭✭✭✭That poor wood elf that stands by the wayshrine in Wayrest. She gets 4 meteors dropped on her every time she spawns
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smacx250✭✭✭✭✭The woman in Belkarth who is forced to continuously say she could "loose her shirt" (though she never does - I know because I waited and waited and waited)!4 -
Celas_Dranacea✭✭✭✭✭I would hate to be a cosmetologist that specializes in waxing Xivkyn butt cracks.A Bosmer Nightblade Werewolf2 -
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✭Whoever has to clean up the Imperial City after the daedra are dealt with. So much Coldharbour growth...0 -
Chew_Magna✭✭✭OutLaw_Nynx wrote: »Chew_Magna wrote: »The minstrels. Sure they may love what they do, but they do it 24/7 nonstop. No breaks, no time to take a drink, no bathroom, no sleep. They must have vocal cords of steel.
Red Diamond, Red Diamond..
Seriously, that randomly pops up in my head and it stays there all day...1 -
mildlylucid✭✭✭Echalette Handlers. Imagine having to listen to that noise day in day out.
*WRAAA-WRAAA-WRAAA*Another day, another deathtrap.
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scorpiodog✭✭✭✭✭Chew_Magna wrote: »The minstrels. Sure they may love what they do, but they do it 24/7 nonstop. No breaks, no time to take a drink, no bathroom, no sleep. They must have vocal cords of steel.
And they are also the primary target of pickpockets, or a blade of woe to prevent them from witnessing an assassination.
Wife: So how was your day honey
Bard: Not bad, I got pickpocketed 15 times but only 10 of them slit my throat.4 -
SocialAssassin✭✭✭The people, maintaining this forum:P“I’m The Best There Is At What I Do. But What I Do Isn't Very Nice…” - Wolverine/Logan/James Howlett0 -
IxskullzxI✭✭✭✭OutLaw_Nynx wrote: »Some NPC's have easy jobs Iike shop keeps, horse masters, merchants. I was thinking about this awhile back and asked my guild mates what they thought. Since my guild mostly is in PVP we've decided the poor guards around keeps have the worst job. And if there was a job to remove all the dead bodies in the Sewers.. Yuck!
This is kinda coming from a roleplaying stand point. What would your character despise?
Being a magicka dk.#HowDoYouLikeYourDK?2 -
Dromede✭✭✭✭I'd totally hate being Queen Ayren's brother. All the scheming and betrayal aside, i do feel for him. Having the crown and the throne ao close, yet so far...Edited by Dromede on September 10, 2016 2:24AMSkye Cloude - Sorc DPS, Master Crafter. Main, the bestest
Lae Lenne - Templar Healer Trial grade.
Dromede - Stamina Nightblade, she's a newb and doesn't know what she's doing
V'oghatta - Stamplar pretending to be a tank
Ulville Thonvella - aspiring Fire Mage, be careful around her fire sticks!
Dromedaris - lost and not found. Named after a shoe, what else can you expect from her? A proper tank in her wildest dreams
Swims-Naked - too pretty to grind, too silly to quest.
Sun Flair - Dunmer Templar that can't spell for life. To bad she's too broke to afford a name change... Well, at least she's pretty...0 -
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✭IxskullzxI wrote: »OutLaw_Nynx wrote: »Some NPC's have easy jobs Iike shop keeps, horse masters, merchants. I was thinking about this awhile back and asked my guild mates what they thought. Since my guild mostly is in PVP we've decided the poor guards around keeps have the worst job. And if there was a job to remove all the dead bodies in the Sewers.. Yuck!
This is kinda coming from a roleplaying stand point. What would your character despise?
Being a magicka dk.
So literal xD0 -
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✭The people that clean and set up the group dungeons for the next group of challengers.“Kings of the land and the sky we are; proud gryphons.” Stalker stands, the epitome of pride. Naked and muscular, his wings widen and his feet dig in as if he alone holds down the earth and supports the heavens, keeping the two ever separate.”
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CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »Id say who ever is the dentist . This person must never gets breaks . I've seen every NPC in Tamriel and they all have amazing teeth . Perfect bite , alignment and not one tarter stain anywhere .
It must be an enchantment we haven't seen yet.
I would say that if they exist in Tamriel, whoever has to dig the town's privy, and fill in the old one. Though I haven't seen one yet. Maybe there is an enchantment for waste extraction too.Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion0 -
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✭OpponentSmile66 wrote: »Has to be Emperor. Let's face it, it's the only job you can lose.
Better to have a job than no job.
And whats with the massive deliveries of salt in your inbox when you become emp?????
what a strange custom!0 -
Pinja✭✭✭✭puffytheslayer wrote: »OpponentSmile66 wrote: »Has to be Emperor. Let's face it, it's the only job you can lose.
Better to have a job than no job.
And whats with the massive deliveries of salt in your inbox when you become emp?????
what a strange custom!
Welp its because they want you to have a solid stock of provistions to distribute back amongst their people. Inaddition to salt there are other things like grain, livestock, & Deez Nutz.Edited by Pinja on September 10, 2016 4:55AM3 -
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✭puffytheslayer wrote: »OpponentSmile66 wrote: »Has to be Emperor. Let's face it, it's the only job you can lose.
Better to have a job than no job.
And whats with the massive deliveries of salt in your inbox when you become emp?????
what a strange custom!
Welp its because they want you to have a solid stock of provistions to distribute back amongst their people. Inaddition to salt there are other things like grain, livestock, & Deez Nutz.
OH..... i was supposed to distribute the salt?
OK, and there was me thinking it was a trade, so i gave them some tea, not in bags because female characters but ..... they i gave them some tea to recover from getting killed!1 -
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✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »The person who keeps having to replace the bananas in the bedroom of King Emeric.
Khajiit she liberates the fruit. This one she leaves the castle and returns - the fruit it is always replaced!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
@SantieClaws
How does one so easily get into his bedroom
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Valerien✭✭✭Ort, his a hard working dock hand down in Devons Watch. He never asks for too much out of life just to catalog the supplies on the ship, sometimes he catches people sneaking around acting all suspicious like and what does he get for his trouble. Murdered at least 10 times a day!
And for what, some cheap swords and some provisioning supplies, all so some *** can get some goods to sell and fence for quick ranks. Is it worth a mans life I ask you!
Well OK yes, if your stupid enough not to have learnt the last 60 times I killed you, it really is shame on you.0 -
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✭Any of the ancient guards. All the new guards are immortal and whine about their knees, or feet, how long they've been on duty. Meanwhile you served some high muckety muck faithfully, and when you die(or sacrificed) do you rest? Noooo. High muckety muck brings your rotten skeletal carcass back to life so you can walk (forever!) as an undead, constantly getting hacked at by "adventurers" just so high muckety muck can rest after THEY die. Insult to injury.....2 -
JekerlmodAll the people with the jobs of lighting and replacing the candles, braziers, and torches in caves, delves, and dungeons all over Tamriel. It's a dangerous job but without them we'd all be adventuring in the dark.
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✭✭My character has the worst job in Tamriel. First he gets murdered by a mad necromancer and gets sent to Coldharbour where Molag bal steals his soul. He escaped and returns to Tamriel where he is surrounded by needy and highly annoying NPCs that can't seem to fix their own set of problems. It's every damn zone too. It's always someone in damsel in distress that needs someone to solve their issues for them... and making decisions too.
Oh and once he finishes the main story he is forced to CP grind and repeat Trials and pledges so that he can get the best weapons (hahahaha I love prosperous!) to do end-game stuffs.
If that isn't the worst job ever then I don't know what else.Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on September 10, 2016 1:36PM2 -
ZOS_DaryaKadminOutLaw_Nynx wrote: »SantieClaws wrote: »The person who keeps having to replace the bananas in the bedroom of King Emeric.
Khajiit she liberates the fruit. This one she leaves the castle and returns - the fruit it is always replaced!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
@SantieClaws
How does one so easily get into his bedroom
When one has claws, one doesn't require lockpics, I suspect.
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OutLaw_Nynx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »OutLaw_Nynx wrote: »SantieClaws wrote: »The person who keeps having to replace the bananas in the bedroom of King Emeric.
Khajiit she liberates the fruit. This one she leaves the castle and returns - the fruit it is always replaced!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
@SantieClaws
How does one so easily get into his bedroom
When one has claws, one doesn't require lockpics, I suspect.
True.. Very true.
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✭✭✭✭✭All the people with the jobs of lighting and replacing the candles, braziers, and torches in caves, delves, and dungeons all over Tamriel. It's a dangerous job but without them we'd all be adventuring in the dark.
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✭✭✭✭✭OutLaw_Nynx wrote: »
The bedroom of the King is just upstairs at the castle in Wayrest. It used to often be full of those who share the professional leanings of Khajiit. This one she has found many many creepy toys and silk handkerchiefs there - which together with the bananas makes khajiit both curious and rather fearful yes. Now though since there have been many travellers from the Gold Coast there is a woman sweeping there. At least this one is sure she pretends to sweep and probably has some other reason for being in the bedroom of the king...
Yours with paws full of bananas
Santie Claws
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✭All the people with the jobs of lighting and replacing the candles, braziers, and torches in caves, delves, and dungeons all over Tamriel. It's a dangerous job but without them we'd all be adventuring in the dark.
Omg never thought about those poor guys! Respect to them.I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »OutLaw_Nynx wrote: »SantieClaws wrote: »The person who keeps having to replace the bananas in the bedroom of King Emeric.
Khajiit she liberates the fruit. This one she leaves the castle and returns - the fruit it is always replaced!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
@SantieClaws
How does one so easily get into his bedroom
When one has claws, one doesn't require lockpics, I suspect.
I sense a new racial passive being introduced... ! 0
