Worst job in Tamriel?

OutLaw_Nynx

Some NPC's have easy jobs Iike shop keeps, horse masters, merchants. I was thinking about this awhile back and asked my guild mates what they thought. Since my guild mostly is in PVP we've decided the poor guards around keeps have the worst job. And if there was a job to remove all the dead bodies in the Sewers.. Yuck!


This is kinda coming from a roleplaying stand point. What would your character despise?

Rohamad_Ali

Id say who ever is the dentist . This person must never gets breaks . I've seen every NPC in Tamriel and they all have amazing teeth . Perfect bite , alignment and not one tarter stain anywhere .

Totalitarian

My character, being an Altmer mage, would hate any kind of physical labor.

She shares that aspect with her creator.

bebynnag

whoever it is that has been put in charge of looking after all the babies.
there are cribs everywhere i look, but no baby's....
someone must be looking after them all!
all that screaming
all those nappy's/diapers

and then once they begin to talk, armies of them all asking

Ackwalan

Any of the world bosses. Gangs are always showing up at your house, beating you up, and stealing your stuff. On top of all that, they then stand on your bloody and beaten body, complaining about the worthless gear they stole from you.

SantieClaws

The sweeper of the floor at The Rosy Lion.

Khajiit she sends her many apologies!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

menedhyn

Locksmiths. They may make wonderfully ornate, stylised locks but you would think by now the complaints from their patrons constantly being robbed would have led them to rethink their mechanisms?

ListerJMC

Well I don't envy Stibbons' job in the slightest, so that comes to mind .

The Uninvited

The woman sweeping the floor at the wayshrine in Mournhold. So much traffic there, her work is never done...

Runs

Pest control... Seems to be pretty hard to remove bugs in Tamriel.

Liofa

This lute playing dude in front of Tavern in Mournhold . His job is not playing the lute . His job is to die . Whenever I see him , I don't . Because he is dead . I don't know why but everyone hate and kill him as soon as he spawns again .

Mojmir

The placer of heavy sacks,they're heavy and that's a hazard inside AA

Volrion

I would love to see an ESO 'Dirty Jobs' series where random NPCs are interviewed for the show.

We could hire a bunch of RPers as voice over actors.

Flameheart

Archaeological expedition organizer aka being Stibbons.

Still waiting for the Black Sacrament which makes Lady Laurent killable.

Dark_Claw

The Orc in Belkarth whose sole existence is to carry that one crate backwards and forwards for all eternity. Truly a living hell.

Necrelios

Stibens.

SlayerTheDragon

"If I turn the lattice clock-wise..."

Violynne

The company that hires Tamriel citizens to go into dungeons, caves, prisons, forts, Alyeid ruins, and other places to strategically place items I can find.

Based on the tremendous amount of skeletons I see in these places, many don't make it.

Probably the Walmart of Tamriel. Low pay. No insurance. Death guaranteed.

The_Smilemeister

Has to be Emperor. Let's face it, it's the only job you can lose.

Better to have a job than no job.

SantieClaws

The person who keeps having to replace the bananas in the bedroom of King Emeric.

Khajiit she liberates the fruit. This one she leaves the castle and returns - the fruit it is always replaced!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Tib

The alliance leaders, trying to explain their folks the treaty of One Tamriel all the while trying to avoid brutal and bloody abdications by the angry masses

"We've opened up the borders to the Pact and Covenant members!"
"You... what???"

DocFrost72

Good question. My guess would be that the worst job in Tamriel has got to go to the Wamasu wranglers in RoM.

josefcifkaeb17_ESO

Every dreary job you have to do to get money for more skooma.

#FreeSkoomaForEveryone

Helgi_Skotina

Its the Pact/Dominion/Banana honor guard. They never live long.

Cazzy

Whoever picks up all the poo.

Chew_Magna

The minstrels. Sure they may love what they do, but they do it 24/7 nonstop. No breaks, no time to take a drink, no bathroom, no sleep. They must have vocal cords of steel.

AverageJo3Gam3r

Those poor saps that have to run around dungeons refilling chests and sitting monsters back in the right place. Have you ever tried to tell a banekin where he should be standing?

Miszou

Anything that a stuck up elf tells me to do.

I'll do what I want. You don't own me any more.

Taleof2Cities

The mining NPCs at the Mine Resource Towers in Cyrodiil look like they are having a tough day ... between carrying large crates and their 'sighs'. Not to mention an occasional enemy raid storming through ...

ThePaleItalian

SantieClaws wrote: »

The sweeper of the floor at The Rosy Lion.

Khajiit she sends her many apologies!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

If they fix that issue then who is doing the litter box dooty

MasterSpatula

Chamber-pot emptier for the Worm Cult.