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  • Gargath
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    The same Pegi-18 but nothing like the below in ESO yet, even thought so many beautiful elf women running around :)
    And this isn't harsh in any way, but a pure beauty between male and female.

    Edit: eh for the love of ... >:)
    Nevermind
    Edited by Gargath on May 29, 2016 5:16PM
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  • GivvumBoane
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    Don't think the moderators are going to like that vid
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    Don't think the moderators are going to like that vid

    Lol! But the immersion!
  • VerboseQuips
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    Woeler wrote: »
    I was stealing stuff and an NPC called me a "son of a dog". I mean, really? How old are we? Five? What's with this fear to use some vulgar language that fits the scene?

    If I caught someone stealing my stuff, the last thing I would call them is a "son of a dog"...

    [Video removed for containing inappropriate language. Please do not post content that would be filtered by the forum profanity filter, such as images or videos.]

    Well, the only time I remember having heard an NPC tell me "son of a dog", said NPC was a Khajiit. (I may be wrong though.)

    Lorewise, this insult seems to be okay for me, considering the sale talk delivered by the Khajiit merchant in Mistral.

    That said, I am all for more diverse, lore-friendly insults, as I have seen some in this thread. :-)

    Edited by ZOS_AlanG on May 31, 2016 5:09PM
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    Main and crafter: A Breton magicka templar named Erwann Sorril
    Alt 1: A Bosmer sorcerer named Tuuneleg
    Alt 2: An Imperial dragonknight named Gaius Tullius Hastifer
    Alt 3: An Argonian vampire/nightblade named Observe-le-Xanmeer
    Alt 4: A Nord werewolf/dragonknight named Sigurd Hurlevent
    Alt 5: A Breton sorcerer named Gilian Sorril (he's Erwann's younger brother)
    Alt 6: A Khajiit nightblade named Jolan-dar
    Alt 7: A Nord warden named Sigurmar Hurlevent (he's Sigurd's younger brother)
    Alt 8: An Altmer templar named Oioriel
    Alt 9: An Argonian stamina Warden named Danse-avec-les-Rainettes
    Alt 10: A Redguard templar named Neemokh af-Corelanya
    Alt 11: A Nord stamina sorcerer named Olga Écoute-Vent
    Alt 12: A Breton magicka Warden named Ian Sorril
    Alt 13: A Dunmer magicka necromancer named Ilmoran Dren
    Alt 14: An Orc stamina necromancer named Norgol gro-Borziel
    Alt 15: A Nord magicka necromancer named Thorgen Givresang
    Alt 16: An Imperial magicka dragonknight named Publius Valeirus Hastifer (Just call him "Valerio" - he's Gaius younger troublemaker of a brother)
    Main in NA (For collaborative events): A Breton magicka nightblade named Titouan Sorril (long-lost brother of Erwann and Gilian)
  • milesrodneymcneely2_ESO
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    Bookwyrm wrote: »
    Psh.

    N'wahs.
    The plural of "N'wah" is "N'wah" you S'wit!

    >:)
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Mr.Hmm wrote: »
    Whenever i destroy a Nord in pvp as a Nord(Playing a Nord char) i always call them " YOU DAMN MILKDRINKER ".

    Thing is after i do that sometimes i get killed in group :expressionless:

    A question tho,

    The game is rated Mature 17+ but i have not seen a single sexual Theme or Gore(Saw a little blood)... I dont understand why is that.

    I would have thought you'd say something like 'See you in Sovngarde Milk-drinker!' after all if you killed them in battle...
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    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
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  • americansteel
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    rootimus wrote: »
    At least have the apocalypse wait until I can get a real Katana so I can defend myself properly, Swords don't run out of bullets

    Mine do ...

    gunblade.jpg

    :naughty:

    Combo weapons are such a weird and hilarious footnote in history.

    the noob combo.
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  • americansteel
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    Genomic wrote: »
    Molag_Crow wrote: »
    It's because the western world is pretty sensitive & easily offended, so we can't even have bad language and such in mature games these days. :p Look what happened to one of Tracer's poses in Overwatch, for example. It was "too sexualized...." :disappointed:

    I agree. It's so strange to me how weirdly puritanical millennials are. And disturbing how they seem to be on a crusade against 'offensiveness' and are pushing, and often succeeding, in turning the world beige.

    liberal mindset today and being a liberal offers nothing but stagnation and no progress, im 28 seen alot more 1-6 than most have, been through the war my safe space was behind my M4. I HATE MY GENERATION.
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  • Moonscythe
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    Lylith wrote: »
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    In a totally fictional fantasy world why would they use modern American vulgarity? It would just drop me right out of the moment if someone started berating me in such language. True, son of a dog, is somewhat unimaginative but so is modern American street talk.

    it's far from modern and isn't american in origin.


    I don't believe I said or implied that vulgarity was either modern or American. I just said modern American street talk is unimaginative.
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  • failkiwib16_ESO
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    I dun care abt topic anymoar... I wanna play witcher 3 soon Q.Q

    Triss = stereotype of cute-girl-next-door, with a pretty basic and avarage personality.
    Yen = strong and charismatic personality, independant and mature.

    I think they're both attractive in their own way, but I'll always lean more toward Yen simply because I think Triss is more common and less interesting.
    ...then there is also all the history between Yen & Geralt, which I can't make myself ignore.
    The Witcher 3 is one of the most amazing games I've played, along with: Skyrim, Fallout 4, and GTA:5/GTA:O. Trust me, it's worth the QQ craving it. It's one of those games that you literally become attached to, and have a very hard time putting down. Some can say the same about ESO, but after a while... Even ESO gets dull. Witcher 3? Not so much. Lol. It's a game that I have to force myself to stop playing, or else I begin neglecting things of higher priority.
    I saw my boyfriend play it, and he let me watch the sequences so I could watch it as a fragmented movie basically. I never played Witcher2 because it was not an open world game, but I think as soon as I get a new laptop I will play Witcher 3. It's simply too good to not play.

    I am not much for Fallout 4 and GTA games, I've seen my boyfriend play it and I enjoy the stories and sequences, but I don't want to play them... I suspect it is because I enjoy the fantasy worlds of dwarves and dragons too much, but againt it doesn't make much sense since my other favorite games are different.

    Prototype, Saints Row 4, Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell, Just Cause 2, Epic Battle Fantasy 4 (very cute flash game)...
  • CherryCake
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    @Volkodav @failkiwib16_ESO Do you ladies remember this song?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc
    The moment that scene came, that soothing voice and seeing Gerlats heart almost shatter I started crying like a baby xDDD next thing I did was to send my best friend a link to the song (she is also a big fan of Geralt and Yen`s love).

    I dont think I could go for Triss, she always seemed rather slimy to me, I dont like that xD, and just like you said, the history they have and you can definitely see the connection!

    I wish so much there would be a very romantic love quest in ESO (if I missed it please direct me to it)... something that feels immersive! Maybe a vampire love story ;____;...

    I am sorry OP, got myself distracted off topic a bit!
    Edited by CherryCake on May 29, 2016 8:12PM
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  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All the more reason we need a zombie apocalypse to get rid of these mewling milksops before they turn our entire society into diaper-wearing, politically correct weaklings.

    At least have the apocalypse wait until I can get a real Katana so I can defend myself properly, Swords don't run out of bullets

    But... why would you want a Katana when you could get a sword that wasn't complete and utter garbage?

    Katanas are lighter and made for fighting people without modern/midevil protection and can be more effective than other weapons against zombies which more than likely will only be in civilian clothes or less... provided it is a good one of course most of them are most likely rubbish knock offs

    edit plus in a fight against a zombie I don't have to block another blade
    Edited by RAGUNAnoOne on May 29, 2016 8:23PM
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  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    rootimus wrote: »
    At least have the apocalypse wait until I can get a real Katana so I can defend myself properly, Swords don't run out of bullets

    Mine do ...

    gunblade.jpg

    :naughty:

    @Gidorick LOL if I wield that I would have to put a leather jacket and call myself Squall just for laughs
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  • Eshelmen
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    You need cussing to enjoy your game? I feel sorry for you. Not everyone feels the same way

    Plenty of swearing through out the players themselves, so I don't mind the NPCs being PG rated at all. The players make up for that for sure.

    And you're stealing in ESO? What are you, five?
    :p
    Edited by Eshelmen on May 29, 2016 10:30PM
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  • Danikat
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    Personally I think the language used should depend on the character using it, and to some extent on the situation.

    If I'm talking to an angry pirate I would expect him to swear like a sailor, if I'm being greeted by a Duke...not so much. (Although I could imagine some of the nobles and other VIPs in the game, especially ones who worked their way up in the army, taking the approach that our characters must have heard worse before and they'll talk to us however they damn well please.)

    Likewise I would expect creative or intellectual insults (or simply more elaborate ones) from a scholar or mage, but it would be unrealistic if every bandit was using elaborate references to obscure bits of lore, or even accurately insulting the player character based on their race and background. If real life is anything to go by they're more likely to insert the same few offensive words into every sentence at every opportunity and expect it to still have shock value.

    That's actually far more important to me than the overall level of offensive language. When it's done badly - when all the characters talk the same way regardless of who they are and how they act otherwise, or when the way they speak doesn't mesh at all with who they are I find it incredibly jarring. Whereas I can't think of a word in the English language that I find offensive out of context, it's how it's used that's important. Certain words definitely have more impact than others (e.g. f***ing vs. ***) but how offensive they actually are is, for me, determined by the whole sentence and what can be determined about the intent behind it. You can be incredibly offensive without using any actual swear words.

    (Finally I feel I should point out, since apparently a lot of people don't realise, the game has an M rating in America and 18+ in Europe because you can randomly murder innocent civilians with no motive and, if you're careful or lucky, no consequences. Before they added that it had a lower rating. Contrary to popular belief a game doesn't have to include everything a rating covers to earn it, there only needs to be 1 thing that's considered too extreme for a lower rating. So it's not that they still aren't allowed to include swearing, or didn't want to, it's just that the vast majority of the game was created to meet a lower rating. Whether ZOS should take advantage of the new rating, since they've got it already, is another matter.)
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  • Conquistador
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    rootimus wrote: »
    thats why pve in this game is *** boring

    While I agree that it's ridiculous to dumb down an insult like "son of a ***", particularly when words like "***" get used, it's hardly the reason that PvE in this game is so utterly boring.
    Gidorick wrote: »
    Molag_Crow wrote: »
    It's because the western world is pretty sensitive & easily offended, so we can't even have bad language and such in mature games these days. :p Look what happened to one of Tracer's poses in Overwatch, for example. It was "too sexualized...." :disappointed:

    You don't have to look outside of ESO to see those kinds of changes @Molag_Crow ...
    ESO_Frances_before_after.jpg

    ESO-Dress_zpsrdwwj925.jpg

    Of course, ZOS claims that these changes were made because the original designs weren't meant to ever be in ESO.

    Those original designs, along with other, even skimpier designs in other games, are aimed at kids (in age and / or maturity). They're a sad indictment on society that standards have slipped so far that even kids TV shows have sexual content in them.


    I'm a grown man and I like skimpy outfits and cleavage. I'm not a prude though and I don't care if I am called a pervert.
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    Eshelmen wrote: »
    You need cussing to enjoy your game? I feel sorry for you. Not everyone feels the same way

    I'd advise you to take a course in both reading and writing. That would help a lot with the whole you interpreting this topic completely wrong and making up things in the OP- thing. You clearly don't understand that this topic is not about "needing swearing" (which is a ridiculous statement you made up to increase your postcount I guess). It's about the fact that you can murder people in this game, yet there seems to be this politically correct fear of showing an inch of a boob or an npc saying "[Snip]". That is what is being discussed here, but of course, I don't expect everybody to posses the capabilities to understand.

    [Minor edit to remove censor bypass]
    Edited by [Deleted User] on May 29, 2016 10:47PM
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    Bookwyrm wrote: »
    Psh.

    N'wahs.

    Tell me about is. The s'wits are getting out of hand!
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  • Eshelmen
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    Woeler wrote: »
    Eshelmen wrote: »
    You need cussing to enjoy your game? I feel sorry for you. Not everyone feels the same way

    I'd advise you to take a course in both reading and writing. That would help a lot with the whole you interpreting this topic completely wrong and making up things in the OP- thing. You clearly don't understand that this topic is not about "needing swearing" (which is a ridiculous statement you made up to increase your postcount I guess). It's about the fact that you can murder people in this game, yet there seems to be this politically correct fear of showing an inch of a boob or an npc saying "f*ck". That is what is being discussed here, but of course, I don't expect everybody to posses the capabilities to understand.

    Simmer down buddy. I'll tell you what, take some anger management classes and I'll go take a 6th grade reading course to be on par with you.

    Sound good?

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  • TheShadowScout
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    Katanas are lighter and made for fighting people without modern/midevil protection and can be more effective than other weapons against zombies which more than likely will only be in civilian clothes or less... provided it is a good one of course most of them are most likely rubbish knock offs

    edit plus in a fight against a zombie I don't have to block another blade
    Hmmm... actually from what I remember about the matter of blades, taditionally made katanas really were pretty fragile. As in, known to shatter against bone if you don't manage an perfect cut... at least the ones forged back in medieval times, metallurgy advanced a bit since those times after all.

    Mostly because the iron they started with was pretty much stuff an european smith would be laughed out of the forge trying to make weapons with... all that folding? A neccessity to even get to halfway decent blades with the stuff they had...

    No surprise when one remembers that samurai originally were not swordsmen, but master archers! Only when european firearms stole their thunder so to speak, they needed something to salve their egos to compensate for their, uhm, lost battlefield potence, and thus the myth of the magical katana was born!
    (not that european legends didn't also have a lot of "magical" swords with pretty wild capabilities attributed to them, from cleaving through a man in full plate armor in one blow to change their color a dozend times a day...)

    If you want to talk real high quality blades that came as close as you could to legends of "magical swords" in their time, you might like to look at damascus steel...

    For the zombie apocalypse I have to say though, a durable weapon that does not fail you in a pinch would be a pretty good idea. So... more fire axe and less katana. Sledgehammer might be a bit too tiring to use unless you have a good deal of muscle. Personally I would really consider the katana in my replica collection last, and grab the cutlass or viking axe instead... ;)
  • Woeler
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    Eshelmen wrote: »
    Woeler wrote: »
    Eshelmen wrote: »
    You need cussing to enjoy your game? I feel sorry for you. Not everyone feels the same way

    I'd advise you to take a course in both reading and writing. That would help a lot with the whole you interpreting this topic completely wrong and making up things in the OP- thing. You clearly don't understand that this topic is not about "needing swearing" (which is a ridiculous statement you made up to increase your postcount I guess). It's about the fact that you can murder people in this game, yet there seems to be this politically correct fear of showing an inch of a boob or an npc saying "f*ck". That is what is being discussed here, but of course, I don't expect everybody to posses the capabilities to understand.

    Simmer down buddy. I'll tell you what, take some anger management classes and I'll go take a 6th grade reading course to be on par with you.

    Sound good?

    It's a way of mocking, and no.
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    Edited by Woeler on May 29, 2016 10:53PM
  • Molag_Crow
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    rootimus wrote: »
    thats why pve in this game is *** boring

    While I agree that it's ridiculous to dumb down an insult like "son of a ***", particularly when words like "***" get used, it's hardly the reason that PvE in this game is so utterly boring.
    Gidorick wrote: »
    Molag_Crow wrote: »
    It's because the western world is pretty sensitive & easily offended, so we can't even have bad language and such in mature games these days. :p Look what happened to one of Tracer's poses in Overwatch, for example. It was "too sexualized...." :disappointed:

    You don't have to look outside of ESO to see those kinds of changes @Molag_Crow ...
    ESO_Frances_before_after.jpg

    ESO-Dress_zpsrdwwj925.jpg

    Of course, ZOS claims that these changes were made because the original designs weren't meant to ever be in ESO.

    Those original designs, along with other, even skimpier designs in other games, are aimed at kids (in age and / or maturity). They're a sad indictment on society that standards have slipped so far that even kids TV shows have sexual content in them.


    I'm a grown man and I like skimpy outfits and cleavage. I'm not a prude though and I don't care if I am called a pervert.

    Well said!

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    Edited by Molag_Crow on May 29, 2016 11:39PM
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  • Mr.Hmm
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    Mr.Hmm wrote: »
    Whenever i destroy a Nord in pvp as a Nord(Playing a Nord char) i always call them " YOU DAMN MILKDRINKER ".

    Thing is after i do that sometimes i get killed in group :expressionless:

    A question tho,

    The game is rated Mature 17+ but i have not seen a single sexual Theme or Gore(Saw a little blood)... I dont understand why is that.

    I would have thought you'd say something like 'See you in Sovngarde Milk-drinker!' after all if you killed them in battle...

    Well its a common fact that Milk-drinkers! are not allowed in Sovngarde :neutral:
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  • waterfairy
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Genomic wrote: »
    Molag_Crow wrote: »
    It's because the western world is pretty sensitive & easily offended, so we can't even have bad language and such in mature games these days. :p Look what happened to one of Tracer's poses in Overwatch, for example. It was "too sexualized...." :disappointed:

    I agree. It's so strange to me how weirdly puritanical millennials are. And disturbing how they seem to be on a crusade against 'offensiveness' and are pushing, and often succeeding, in turning the world beige.

    All the more reason we need a zombie apocalypse to get rid of these mewling milksops before they turn our entire society into diaper-wearing, politically correct weaklings.
    ha like you have the skills the survive an apocalypse of any kind.

    I agree about the milk drinkers but you have to place some of the blame on poor parenting (or lack of any parenting) from the previous gen along with kids being sensitized by social media and the like. "Stop bullying" should be "Bully more" to harden up all this softness.
  • Sidney
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    It makes sense. NPC's that are fighting call each other dogs at times so this isn't any different. It's completely in line with how some of them speak.

    In their world, it IS offensive. Mission accomplished, insult has been delivered.

    If you can't understand that to the NPCs this is insulting and offensive, you haven't been paying attention.
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  • BenLocoDete
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    Decent nudity... togglable...
    Only can be accessed after an age check...

    Not for erotic purposes, but I do not like washing myself in my shorts.
    Besides: SHORTS?
    BIKINI??????
    In "those times" they should not be in existence.

    Wh-wh-wh-WHAT age check? This game is - or better, "pretends to be" - already rated Pegi 18, THAT is the age check. Anyone under this age should not be playing the game PERIOD.

    And the rest of your comment makes it sound like beauty, erotism, not so subtle sexual themes and plots for seduction and corruption were never ever present in the past and they are just products of our modern dirty and loose society. Aw there are so many things wrong in this kind of thought, seriously, dear forum mate! And I sincerely hate the nexus hotfiles, don't take me as a 8k vagi__ -gonna have my post deleted on this :*(- retexturer, but poetry, art, in all times and/or fantasy settings were good if they could at least shock or inspire people and provoke deep emotions and feelings in us. Reasonable is and was always appreciated but never enough.
    But in any case, I've already given up this game presenting "mature" content at any time, this is softer than a morning looney tunes cartoon.
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  • starkerealm
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    Katanas are lighter
    Actually, they're not. Katanas weigh in at roughly 4 to 5 lbs, as I recall. Which puts them at exactly the same weight as a European longsword.

    Even something like a zweihander or claymore would rarely get over ten lbs. There are exceptions to this, mostly with parade swords, but actual combat blades are all pretty light.
    ...provided it is a good one of course most of them are most likely rubbish knock offs

    Actually, one of the hilarious things with the katana is that they are a "rubbish knockoff" of a Chinese design. Traditionally forged ones are quite fragile.
    Katanas are lighter and made for fighting people without modern/midevil protection and can be more effective than other weapons against zombies which more than likely will only be in civilian clothes or less... provided it is a good one of course most of them are most likely rubbish knock offs

    edit plus in a fight against a zombie I don't have to block another blade
    Hmmm... actually from what I remember about the matter of blades, taditionally made katanas really were pretty fragile. As in, known to shatter against bone if you don't manage an perfect cut... at least the ones forged back in medieval times, metallurgy advanced a bit since those times after all.

    As a quick nitpick, the katana is, technically, an early modern sword. There are no medieval katanas. The design we think of only dates back to the late 14th or early 15th century. (Depending on how you're counting, the transition from medieval to early modern is somewhere in the mid 14th century.) There are proto-katanas that predate that, but they're not really the same weapon.

    Also, while metallurgy has advanced, the katana is a weapon of tradition. Meaning that a "properly forged" one doesn't benefit from modern technology.
    Mostly because the iron they started with was pretty much stuff an european smith would be laughed out of the forge trying to make weapons with... all that folding? A neccessity to even get to halfway decent blades with the stuff they had...

    The word you're looking for is pig iron. This is stuff you'd use to make cookware, farming implements, building materials. It's absolutely not weapons grade, though.
    No surprise when one remembers that samurai originally were not swordsmen, but master archers!

    This isn't quite right. The samurai were, like European knights, combat generalists. They were trained in a multitude of weapons, and combat styles. They weren't expected to excel at any of them. This does include archery, and sword play, and unarmed combat, and spears, and you get the idea.

    Now, there were Samurai who specialized. As in, individuals who said, "I want to focus on that part over there." So there were some master archers, some master swordsmen, and so on. But, like you said, the idea that they were all peerless duelists never happened.
    Only when european firearms stole their thunder so to speak, they needed something to salve their egos to compensate for their, uhm, lost battlefield potence, and thus the myth of the magical katana was born!

    This is also slightly off. The history of the gun in Japan is actually pretty interesting stuff. The Japanese got their hands on Portuguese firearms in the mid-sixteenth century, and proceeded to refine the technology. As you said, the introduction of firearms threw a wrench into Japanese concepts of warfare.

    With most of the world, the introduction of firearms to warfare meant it was something that had to be accounted for. You couldn't simply ignore guns, because your neighbors would still be using theirs in conflicts against you. But, this didn't happen with Japan. Because of the insular nature of Japanese warfare, and a unified Imperial authority, the Japanese nobility effectively legislated guns out of existence. This came back to bite them later, but at the time, it allowed them to shy away from a situation where a peasant could kill a samurai.
    (not that european legends didn't also have a lot of "magical" swords with pretty wild capabilities attributed to them, from cleaving through a man in full plate armor in one blow to change their color a dozend times a day...)

    This one... isn't actually true. Off hand Excalibur, Joyeuse, Curtana, and Durandal all come to mind. The difference is that in European myth, magical weapons are singular artifacts. There's one Excalibur, It's not that every longsword is an icon of Excalibur.

    With the katana, the weapon references the potential mythical weapon, without actually being that weapon. So when you hear something like "a true katana can cut through the ribbon twenty-seven times before it falls," that's not something a real sword could do, it's an affirmation of the mythical blade.

    In turn, the katana is one of the holy symbols of Shinto, so you can see where this whole thing loops around into some downright strange territory... It's not a myth in the sense of "oh, yeah, these are cool," but it's actually closer to an affirmation of faith.
    If you want to talk real high quality blades that came as close as you could to legends of "magical swords" in their time, you might like to look at damascus steel...

    For the zombie apocalypse I have to say though, a durable weapon that does not fail you in a pinch would be a pretty good idea. So... more fire axe and less katana. Sledgehammer might be a bit too tiring to use unless you have a good deal of muscle. Personally I would really consider the katana in my replica collection last, and grab the cutlass or viking axe instead... ;)
    Honestly, my first choice would actually be that blunt longsword I've got kicking around. It's kinda garbage, but stupidly sturdy. The Type 98 Shin Gunto? No. The grip just isn't conducive to prolonged use.
    Edited by starkerealm on May 30, 2016 2:43AM
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    Gidorick wrote: »
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    At least have the apocalypse wait until I can get a real Katana so I can defend myself properly, Swords don't run out of bullets

    Mine do ...

    gunblade.jpg

    :naughty:

    Combo weapons are such a weird and hilarious footnote in history.

    the noob combo.

    Actually, the problem is, they're legitimately hard to use. You've got a poorly balanced sword and an impossible to aim pistol. They saw use in boarding actions, but as far as I know, that's about it. Still, if that's an original example (and not a reproduction) it's been remarkably cared for.
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    I'm not 5, but I also don't think hearing or saying a bunch of swear words makes me "all grown up" either. I am fine with the in game language spoken by NPCs. I don't pay a monthly sub to be sworn at or insulted in words I would likely hear from a drunken sailor... I'm personally grateful for the in game language filter. I really don't what to know the vile things half the people in zone chat say on a regular basis.
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