this has to be a joke right?

fizzylu · October 31

Soarora wrote: »

Its using the same bland “its glowing!” texture too.

Well, how else will they make it qualify as a crown gem only mount?

Seriously though; I feel like at this point with radiant apex level mounts players are just paying for particle effects rather than actually well designed, detailed mounts.

UrQuan · October 31

Sorry everyone, it's my fault. I told someone at ZOS I wanted a well-armed mount to ride into battle.

Jaraal · November 1

"We were somewhere around Riverhold on the edge of the desert when the skooma began to take hold."

moderatelyfatman · November 1

No, the real joke is that the horse will have higher dps than the necro.

SilverBride · November 1

Please stop turning this game into a cartoon.

Onomog · November 1

SilverBride wrote: »

Please stop turning this game into a cartoon.

No kidding. Feels like we're in a slow slide into Fortnite territory

Elvenheart · November 1

ESO_player123 wrote: »

Let's try not to be so negative folks. Instead of bashing the poor creature let us think how we can put it to good use.
I propose adding a perk of gathering multiple surveys in one go. Just think about it: you put your stack of 30+ alchemical surveys in your inventory, gallop on this horse to the location, whack, whack, whack, and all the materials are in your inventory/craft bag right away.

There is no perk whatsoever that would make me use what imo is now the ugliest most intrusive mount in the game.

Elvenheart · November 1

Ingenon wrote: »

gamergirldk wrote: »

So are we taking bets on how many we will see within the first 3 dayes?

I would not be surprised to hear that ZOS sells more than enough of these to cover their cost of creating it.

Oh, you think they might sell one? 🤣

Monte_Cristo · November 1

So, I left Machamp and Rapidash in the daycare and I got this egg...

ComboBreaker88 · November 1

https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/67109

It's not a joke.. But is at the same time. They've truly given up.

moderatelyfatman · November 1

The mount looks fine when standing, but when you move and the animations kick in...
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@SilverBride The players have to own this one: if silly looking mounts didn't sell, they wouldn't be in the Crown Store.

@Elvenheart I reckon a ballgroup in Cyrodiil riding this mount might just lag the server enough that no one can do anything. At the very least, the other players will log out and not come back.

SilverBride · November 1

moderatelyfatman wrote: »

@SilverBride The players have to own this one: if silly looking mounts didn't sell, they wouldn't be in the Crown Store.

I don't own this. I have never purchased a flashy anything.

spartaxoxo · November 1

moderatelyfatman wrote: »

The players have to own this one: if silly looking mounts didn't sell, they wouldn't be in the Crown Store.

And I'd again it too. Mwu hahahahahha

MaisonNaevius · November 1

LunaFlora wrote: »

it's basically just Symphony of Blades + Auroran Zenith Warhorse

coop500 · November 1

Onomog wrote: »

SilverBride wrote: »

Please stop turning this game into a cartoon.

No kidding. Feels like we're in a slow slide into Fortnite territory

Honestly this is weird even for Fortnite lol

colossalvoids · November 1

Hope it comes with a "tiktok" dance move and pack of gamer snacks of sorts to establish actual solid lore foundation.

Servadei · November 1

This can't be real.

fizzylu · November 1

coop500 wrote: »

Onomog wrote: »

SilverBride wrote: »

Please stop turning this game into a cartoon.

No kidding. Feels like we're in a slow slide into Fortnite territory

Honestly this is weird even for Fortnite lol

Seriously, look at any so called "cartoony" game and they don't even have something like this in it.... people need to just call it what it is: bad design and poor taste.

argonian37 · November 1

Maybe if we park it in between sieges it can fire all of them at once

TheMajority · November 1

that's so ridiculous i need to have it

Maitsukas · November 1

And I thought the Meridian Pegasus was bad enough.

silky_soft · November 1

Maybe next they'll do a goat with Ra Kotu.

Edit: Then we can name it Ba Goatu

SkaiFaith · November 1

Also, it was so easy to fix... Just make it a guar instead XP Give arms to the guar! 😂 Would have been glorious XD

MajThorax · November 1

Mount combat confirmed

old_scopie1945 · November 1

LSD must be on prescription at ZOS now. "Way out, lets get high man."

Ilumia · November 1

Are they having some sort of contest in the office for designing the ugliest mounts?!

The flower-power kitty has certainly been dethroned by this fortnite atrocity.

fizzylu · November 1

Ilumia wrote: »

The flower-power kitty has certainly been dethroned by this fortnite atrocity.

While the concept was questionable, at least Sir Sugarplum Daisy was clearly a quality mount.... I mean, every flowers (and there were so many) placement seemed to have thought put into it. And that crown? Come on.... it was well done.

But this....? Nah, someone just threw that together in not even a quarter of a workday.

Xarc · November 1

moderatelyfatman wrote: »

No, the real joke is that the horse will have higher dps than the necro.

^

Morvan · November 1

That's a clear sign these designs are getting out of hand, it's like they're racing trying to make the flashiest mount they can every year.

Make better concepts, mounts don't need to be a walking FX circus to look cool.

al-Khizr · November 1

Wait until the pony comes out.