The Elder Scrolls Online

Update 44 is now available for testing on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts
Maintenance for the week of September 30:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – September 30, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 2, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 2, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)

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  • Goretex
    Goretex
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    So cats are the reason server is down!
  • smilingmaybe
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    Faked wrote: »
    why cats???? dogs are so much better.

    While I 100% agree, the only dog picture submitted to this thread was one of the ugliest things I ever did see. That's without talking about his p enis.
    Edited by smilingmaybe on April 2, 2014 11:27AM
  • kallistiGAD
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    I just want it to be up when I get off work in 3 hours. :(
    Argonian Maids Gone Wild
    The Flash Mob guild. Bringing the absurd to ESO
  • Z0MBiEjaw
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    It just bothers me they didn't even try. Like they literally copy-pasta'd themselves and called them "updates" - who are you kidding?
    Luminous beings, are we; not this crude matter.
  • Faked
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    seriously at this point I think the people that can fix the issue are at home sleeping refusing to come in.
    Heeeeyyyyyyy Yoooouuuuuu Guys!!!!!!!
  • sampaku
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    I think we can all agree...

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  • BrandynPublic
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    Computer-Repair.jpg

    It takes how many programmers how long to do maintenance on a fairly new product?
  • Sarenia
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    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?
    [beta_group_85b_9]
  • Zaggolf
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    Got to say that this is the worst outage I seen..Why? Well in 6 1/2 hours they still cant even lie about a eta..I mean even when eq1 was down for like the first six weeks they lied to us atleast and gave a eta
    Fanboy's don't keep a game running! GAMER'S DO!!!
  • Moosey
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    Faked wrote: »
    seriously at this point I think the people that can fix the issue are at home sleeping refusing to come in.
    To be fair that's pretty much what I did for the first two days of early access
    "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
  • Thelrok
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    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?
    I totes would, but Taco Bell opens for Breakfast in like 30 mins.
  • Laviothane
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    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    slutter? sounds innuendous. I'll be your man, i am an argonian, though the second variable is shakey
    Edited by Laviothane on April 2, 2014 11:31AM
  • jstans_ESO
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    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    *I sneak up and kill your Argonian side kick.*
    "Huzzah! One less of those filthy creatures!"
  • cjmarsh725b14_ESO
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    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    Count me in if it comes with free mead.
  • smilingmaybe
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    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    I always thought the Khajiit were the ones with the Skooma problem...
  • Sarenia
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    jstans_ESO wrote: »
    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    *I sneak up and kill your Argonian side kick.*
    "Huzzah! One less of those filthy creatures!"

    *I open the console with ~, target your character, and type 'kill', then open 'showracemenu' to scroll through hair options.*
    [beta_group_85b_9]
  • Zaggolf
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    BTW is that taco bell thing really any good? It looks like a heart attack waiting to happen lol
    Fanboy's don't keep a game running! GAMER'S DO!!!
  • Laviothane
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    jstans_ESO wrote: »
    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    *I sneak up and kill your Argonian side kick.*
    "Huzzah! One less of those filthy creatures!"

    Laviothane has incurred great dmgz, Laviothane fades to black.... In this river all shall fade to blaaaaaaaaaaack. In this river ain't no comin baaaaaack.
  • sampaku
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    cjmarsh725b14_ESO wrote: »
    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    Count me in if it comes with free mead.

    All sidekicks are required to provide their own mead. It's in the contract.

  • Faked
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    sampaku wrote: »
    cjmarsh725b14_ESO wrote: »
    Sarenia wrote: »
    Lets roleplay!

    I'll be MarySue, the Dark Elf demi-god with the solution to every problem.

    Who wants to be my faithful Argonian sidekick with a stutter and a love of mead?

    Count me in if it comes with free mead.

    All sidekicks are required to provide their own mead. It's in the contract.

    byob always

    Heeeeyyyyyyy Yoooouuuuuu Guys!!!!!!!
  • kallistiGAD
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    Zaggolf wrote: »
    BTW is that taco bell thing really any good? It looks like a heart attack waiting to happen lol

    It's not. Don't do it. Unless you really wanna make friends with your toilet.
    Edited by kallistiGAD on April 2, 2014 11:38AM
    Argonian Maids Gone Wild
    The Flash Mob guild. Bringing the absurd to ESO
  • ulgrenn
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    ZOS_MichaelServotte Administrator, Moderator admin
    6:55AM
    The North American megaserver is still down for the ongoing maintenance our team is conducting. While we cannot communicate any ETA at this stage, rest assured we will come back here with more updates as soon as we have them. Thank you for your patience.

    You guys should of hired the maintenance crew from blizzard.
    :) lol
    ULGRENN
  • Sarenia
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    ulgrenn wrote: »

    You guys should of hired the maintenance crew from blizzard.
    :) lol

    Blizzard is currently occupied designing flying panda mounts with oversized hands and funny hats.
    [beta_group_85b_9]
  • Faked
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    Sarenia wrote: »
    ulgrenn wrote: »

    You guys should of hired the maintenance crew from blizzard.
    :) lol

    Blizzard is currently occupied designing flying panda mounts with oversized hands and funny hats.


    old blizzard or new blizzard?
    Heeeeyyyyyyy Yoooouuuuuu Guys!!!!!!!
  • ulgrenn
    ulgrenn
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    LOL at least there servers are up
    ULGRENN
  • Skjlvald
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    ulgrenn wrote: »
    ZOS_MichaelServotte Administrator, Moderator admin
    6:55AM
    The North American megaserver is still down for the ongoing maintenance our team is conducting. While we cannot communicate any ETA at this stage, rest assured we will come back here with more updates as soon as we have them. Thank you for your patience.

    You guys should of hired the maintenance crew from blizzard.
    :) lol

    Oh snap. Low blow, lol.
    Ulyn Andrano

    VR3 Dark Elf Dragonknight

    Ebonheart Pact
  • DarkInvictus
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    BrassRazoo wrote: »
    First post, I know it will be a classic.

    Is there server maintenance on?

    I actually lol'd
  • dcarpent72
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    hmmmm......keyboard indention on face + drool in keyboard = piece of crap energy drink
  • BrandynPublic
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    NoPatienceKillNow.jpg

    Once the server comes back up. IF the server comes back up. Sigh.
  • Rosebloome
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    BrandynPublic wrote: »
    Computer-Repair.jpg

    It takes how many programmers how long to do maintenance on a fairly new product?

    *Inserts sensible chuckle. *

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