Update 44 is now available for testing on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts
Maintenance for the week of September 30:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – September 30, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 2, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 2, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)

Server maintenance times

  • sampaku
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    Take heart, friends!

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  • smilingmaybe
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    Z0MBiEjaw wrote: »
    In case any of you were wondering, Waffle Tacos are second only to AM Crunchwraps, this *** is the BOMB

    You have obviously never had my bacon-parmesan scones.

    They're manlier than they sound. I promise.
  • Zaeros
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    Aaaaand that's why there isn't more dog pictures in these things.
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    ZEO problemsolving at its finest
    "Yes, one step after the next. Come what may, that is what it means to live" - The Seneschal.

    This is why we keep going. What else are you going to do with your life?
  • ulgrenn
    ulgrenn
    nhisso wrote: »
    What keeps me from freaking out is knowing that they are probably eliminating most of those quest bugs! Such a good thing. Looooong maintenance will hopefully be good... i hope ;)

    OMG like the first 2 quest you get from Grathwood and the hunter quest so aggravating they where broke in beta nothing change when it went early access.
    ULGRENN
  • MattoxMaodhun
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    I think they just put the server down to make the ESO community come together and share a very good time in the forums ;)
  • ulgrenn
    ulgrenn
    dcarpent72 wrote: »
    Finished! *closes book," War and Peace" * Server still down? *reaches over and picks up " Arabian Nights" *

    LOL WAR&PEACE really long book.

    ULGRENN
  • BrandynPublic
    sampaku wrote: »
    Take heart, friends!

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    Was thinking something more along the lines of...

    COURAGE FAILS TODAY!!!!

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  • Thelrok
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    ahonma_ESO wrote: »
    Z0MBiEjaw wrote: »
    In case any of you were wondering, Waffle Tacos are second only to AM Crunchwraps, this *** is the BOMB

    You have obviously never had my bacon-parmesan scones.

    They're manlier than they sound. I promise.

    How manly?

    This manly?
  • kallistiGAD
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    nhisso wrote: »
    What keeps me from freaking out is knowing that they are probably eliminating most of those quest bugs! Such a good thing. Looooong maintenance will hopefully be good... i hope ;)

    You have such hope. How cute. XD
    Argonian Maids Gone Wild
    The Flash Mob guild. Bringing the absurd to ESO
  • avantre
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    nhisso wrote: »
    What keeps me from freaking out is knowing that they are probably eliminating most of those quest bugs! Such a good thing. Looooong maintenance will hopefully be good... i hope ;)

    I'm guessing that when you were a kid your parents told you that your mysteriously missing dog (that you never saw again) had gone to a farm to happily live out its days. Never lose that wide-eyed innocence, friend.
  • dcarpent72
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    I think this thread should make a Guild...... (insert your name idea Here)
    aaaannnnddd..... GO
  • Faked
    Faked
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    Im surprised they havnt closed this thread to be honest.
    Heeeeyyyyyyy Yoooouuuuuu Guys!!!!!!!
  • sampaku
    sampaku
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    Hey guys my name is Zenimax.

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  • F.Lacoureb14_ESO
    Faked wrote: »
    why cats???? dogs are so much better.

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  • Z0MBiEjaw
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    ahonma_ESO wrote: »
    Z0MBiEjaw wrote: »
    In case any of you were wondering, Waffle Tacos are second only to AM Crunchwraps, this *** is the BOMB

    You have obviously never had my bacon-parmesan scones.

    They're manlier than they sound. I promise.

    For starters, the word bacon was in that sentence and I literally felt the testosterone course through me.

    Second, maniless has nothing to do with breakfast food. I craft artisan omelets, and I wear a *** pink apron when I do it.

    Third, I obviously HAVE never had your bacon-parmesan scones because I have no idea who you are and have never met you. :P
    Edited by Z0MBiEjaw on April 2, 2014 11:50AM
    Luminous beings, are we; not this crude matter.
  • BrandynPublic
    Faked wrote: »
    Im surprised they havnt closed this thread to be honest.

    Best to keep all the disgruntled people In one place!! haha

  • Zaeros
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    dcarpent72 wrote: »
    I think this thread should make a Guild...... (insert your name idea Here)
    aaaannnnddd..... GO
    International Group for the Legalization of Skooma

    "Yes, one step after the next. Come what may, that is what it means to live" - The Seneschal.

    This is why we keep going. What else are you going to do with your life?
  • Medgirlpts_ESO
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    Time to feed the trolls.
    Edited by Medgirlpts_ESO on April 2, 2014 11:51AM
    Ceridai <3 Healing Mage <3
    --The Downtime Defenders --
    - Aldmeri Dominion -
  • Moosey
    Moosey
    Faked wrote: »
    Im surprised they havnt closed this thread to be honest.
    This thread is actually quite civilised compared to the troll-a-thon on FB :)
    "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
  • dcarpent72
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    Faked wrote: »
    Im surprised they havnt closed this thread to be honest.

    we having fun and not complaining (trying to get our forum toons to next lvl)
  • Mephiston87
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    6hrs this im pretty sure is the longest maintenance i have seen in this game.
  • smilingmaybe
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    Kinda miss the anti-Argonian/anti-Khajiit posts. :neutral_face:
  • Faked
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    Moosey wrote: »
    Faked wrote: »
    Im surprised they havnt closed this thread to be honest.

    This thread is actually quite civilised compared to the troll-a-thon on FB :)


    is their fb page exploding with angry disgruntled people with troll sticks?

    Heeeeyyyyyyy Yoooouuuuuu Guys!!!!!!!
  • Medgirlpts_ESO
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    6hrs this im pretty sure is the longest maintenance i have seen in this game.

    Yes, because only a couple days into pre-launch and we have had "that many" maintenance cycles. Lol. :P
    Ceridai <3 Healing Mage <3
    --The Downtime Defenders --
    - Aldmeri Dominion -
  • Z0MBiEjaw
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    6hrs this im pretty sure is the longest maintenance i have seen in this game.

    It'll be seven hours pretty soon mate.
    Luminous beings, are we; not this crude matter.
  • kallistiGAD
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    Faked wrote: »
    Im surprised they havnt closed this thread to be honest.

    Best to keep all the disgruntled people In one place!! haha

    This thread is essentially Riot Control.
    Argonian Maids Gone Wild
    The Flash Mob guild. Bringing the absurd to ESO
  • dcarpent72
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    6hrs this im pretty sure is the longest maintenance i have seen in this game.

    All their hamsters escaped their spinning wheels... awww server down
  • Thesiren
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    I suspect this had something to do with the emergency "we're temporarily disabling the in-game mail" yellow system messages that spammed across the screen in multiple languages last night. There's probably some exploit they're trying to fix.

    But alas, like everyone else, I wish they would increase the megaserver's population capabilities so that quests and riding horses and such would actually function properly instead. However, I think we're all going to have to just grit our teeth and hope that things smooth out some time next month. Because it isn't going to get any better once ESO officially launches this weekend, that's for sure!
  • Goretex
    Goretex

    I remember reading this book in skyrim lol.
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