Server maintenance times

DarkInvictus

marten.brwb17_ESO wrote: »

While you wait learn about the lore in the game you cant play

Elder Scrolls Lore

lucky there is literally 500 books of lore in this game series

jstans_ESO

Medgirlpts_ESO wrote: »

kearnstarb14_ESO wrote: »

jstans_ESO wrote: »

kearnstarb14_ESO wrote: »

Medgirlpts_ESO wrote: »

Sarenia wrote: »

cjmarsh725b14_ESO wrote: »

Sarenia wrote: »

ZOS: "I used to run a server, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

I don't know which worries me more: you found that movie or you made it.

What's wrong with some shirtless nord men getting their groove on?

Mmm mmm agreed.

Their B.O. ?

*They're

*They're* would mean they are...that would not fit the context.

Sure it would "B.O." stands for bodaciously outstanding

Robert.Graham18rwb17_ESO

gotta love the guys over at Reddit

An explanation for the server issues today (self.elderscrollsonline)
submitted 2 hours ago by FjorgVanDerPlorg
So after looking at several threads on this subreddit I think ive pieced it together... In the early hours of april fools day someone at zenimax collected the following items and placed them on the megaserver:
A piece of lettuce.
A lesser soul gem
A spool of yarn
Then they stood on the server and stuck fishsticks up their nose while repeating the word wabbajack. For those that do not know April 1st on Earth is Sheogoraths day and the only time he can be summoned.
Shortly after this players report logging into other players accounts. Random admin messages in varying languages appear on the screen. Chaos ensues and the servers are brought down.
I dont want to point fingers but I think it was /u/ZOS_JessicaFolsom who summoned the god of pranks. Can't blame her though - I mean who doesnt want a wabbajack?
My question is how many fishsticks did you need to stick up your nose before Sheogorath appeared? Also have you turned anyone into a chicken yet? Wabbajack...wabbajack. ..wabbajack.

dcarpent72

Here's a question... Are khajiits as flexible as my cat when they clean themselves?

Sillyfish

Ciinen1988 wrote: »

You cannot judge normal downtime days or timeframes from what happens in the first weeks of game launch. During this time the devs are going to be fixing the issues that they couldn't get fixed before launch. There are still a number of bugs that need to be fixed and they will bring the servers down multiple times during the first weeks to implement the fixes as they become available.

Then what's the bloody point of having 'Early access' when we can't even bloody play the game?

AngryNord

Chaleria wrote: »

marten.brwb17_ESO wrote: »

While you wait learn about the lore in the game you cant play

Elder Scrolls Lore

I'm mad at ShoddyCast atm...

Good. THIS is a much better Place to learn about TES lore.

MardukAU

cvanesse93b14_ESO wrote: »

MardukAU wrote: »

and Cvan starts his rant again. i need a beer

And Marduk gettin' mad over people gettin' mad again. I need a smoke.

im not mad. Bored yes.

kijima

So, if peoples accounts have somehow been mixed with lower level players, getting things from higher level players, bag items, armour etc... Vice versa.

Then I'd hate to be one of those power levelers that got to 40 in two days only to come back to your account and find your stuff gone.

Arcinate

evilhomer504b14_ESO wrote: »

baratron wrote: »

I didn't bother to read anything after page 3 - did I miss any useful information, or only complaints and trolling?

Snape killed Dumbledore

Don't you mean Joffrey is murdered at his Wedding?

sampaku

I feel it is time for another update. It might even be time for an update that provides us with some kind of information.

Zaeros

This one thinks we all need to have some Moon Sugar...

BrandynPublic

Is this the protest thread?

joshweps

Sillyfish wrote: »

Ciinen1988 wrote: »

You cannot judge normal downtime days or timeframes from what happens in the first weeks of game launch. During this time the devs are going to be fixing the issues that they couldn't get fixed before launch. There are still a number of bugs that need to be fixed and they will bring the servers down multiple times during the first weeks to implement the fixes as they become available.

Then what's the bloody point of having 'Early access' when we can't even bloody play the game?

good bloody question mate bloody hell

jstans_ESO

BrandynPublic wrote: »

Is this the protest thread?

Only if you're down to protest the continued existence of the Argonian scum.

cjmarsh725b14_ESO

sampaku wrote: »

I feel it is time for another update. It might even be time for an update that provides us with some kind of information.

Good luck with that.

pad11

So...how are you?

Sitharsis

They should tell us exactly what they're doing. Like: "Whacking servers with hammer".

Phica_Lovic

MeOnFire wrote: »

http://www.reddit.com/r/elderscrollsonline/comments/21yvux/shortly_after_system_message_about_disabled/ If this is true. I'm guessing this could Is the reason why we have maintenance now. I'm guessing its a huge bug that they trying to nail down and find the cause. Might explain the shutdown of the mail system also (Log into someone else's account and send all their gold and mats to yours). We getting no ETA because it could be hard to find and it is pretty much a game breaking bug. I'm sure you all would want this fixed ASAP. Tho i could be totally wrong :P

This is true. A similar message popped up on mine while I was online and kicked me off before I relogged.

Zaeros

SKOOMA FOR EVERYBODY!

smilingmaybe

Here's my question. Why don't Khajitt females have more than two ***?

Z0MBiEjaw

Journal Entry 863 : 2093.7.14 ; 1832HR EST

We waited. Like fools, we waited. Their promises of an update, their constant reassurance, kept us - and like lambs for the slaughter, we waited. Seventy-nine long years since the servers went down, and I alone shift and sit in the ash of civilization, driven by some twisted incarnation of a word once known as "hope." An ill-begotten affliction, and one I do not wear with valor. My friends are all gone; my guild, lost. Were it not for this ring, I'd not know my own name. And still, I write. I write in hopes that you, whoever or whatever you are, reads it. Sleep has been a forgetful mistress, and I fear she has come to collect what's owed to her. For all the hours spent waiting, I cannot fathom an end to this in which we're once more granted access. In which we win.
I hope, for your sakes, I'm wrong.

Farewell.

//end|transmission.-

Zaeros

ahonma_ESO wrote: »

Here's my question. Why don't Khajitt females have more than two ***?

This one wonders the same...

jstans_ESO

Sitharsis wrote: »

They should tell us exactly what they're doing. Like: "Whacking servers with hammer".

Mother of god, please don't tell me they hired Jeremy Clarkson to fix the servers...

kearnstarb14_ESO

BrandynPublic wrote: »

Is this the protest thread?

Nope this is the post random stuff thread

Go back 20 pages. It's seriously random.

Jameson's!!!!!

Chaleria

cjmarsh725b14_ESO wrote: »

...we can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...

Medgirlpts_ESO

Cannot we all get along?

Laviothane

My entire face is melting due to lack of exposure to online video gaming. I guess this is a good time for some self attention.... perhaps a nice lavender bubble bath and some duckie toys to trigger a dopamine response via nostalgia. I do so long for the day when interupted gameplay is a thing of the past..... a tale of folklore to be heard by the ears of mine own children, as they waste away on this structure of everlasting joy I've come to know as *interwebz*.

kearnstarb14_ESO

Medgirlpts_ESO wrote: »

Cannot we all get along?

Not with such horrible English.

No. We cannot.





(fkn love this smiley)

evilhomer504b14_ESO

So long forum, this one will try to get some sleep. He expects the server to go live seconds after leaving

Chaleria

BrandynPublic wrote: »

Is this the protest thread?

If you mean we are depriving ourselves of sleep to *** at the gaming over lords... yea