[Fun Forum Game] The Monkey's Paw - ESO edition.

Nord_Raseri

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

I wish we had all the furnishings in game that NPCs had (because I have seen more than a few furnishings in NPC homes that we do not have the ability to create).

Granted. In adding these new furnishings something went wrong and now all furnishing slots in homes have been permanently reduced by 90%

kriegernight

I wish we had intractable dress dummies and weapons displays in furnishing that let us put our gear on display while also providing the gear a storage place

Remathilis

kriegernight wrote: »

I wish we had intractable dress dummies and weapons displays in furnishing that let us put our gear on display while also providing the gear a storage place

Granted. You need to travel to your home to use the displays (or use an assistant) to change your equipped equipment or costumes.

TwinLamps

I want stamwhip

Ratzkifal

TwinLamps wrote: »

I want stamwhip

Granted. You get stamwhip, but it's not usable as a spammable and deals physical damage, not poison.

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Enemy-of-Coldharbour

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Granted. But the radiant apex you get is determined by RNG and can be from any crate season.

SickleCider

Ratzkifal wrote: »

TwinLamps wrote: »

I want stamwhip

Granted. You get stamwhip, but it's not usable as a spammable and deals physical damage, not poison.

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Granted. You may only earn seals of endeavor by destroying bridges in Cyrodiil. 23 per day, 734 per week.

I want to be able to access the guild bank from my traveling assistant.

Ratzkifal

Versispellis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

TwinLamps wrote: »

I want stamwhip

Granted. You get stamwhip, but it's not usable as a spammable and deals physical damage, not poison.

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Granted. You may only earn seals of endeavor by destroying bridges in Cyrodiil. 23 per day, 734 per week.

I want to be able to access the guild bank from my traveling assistant.

Your travelling assistant grants you access to the guild bank, but it works like a attunable crafting station so you lose access to your normal bank if you attune it to your guild bank. The attunement is shared across all of your assistants should you have more than one.

I wish we could send companions on time-based missions and get companion gear and raport as rewards.

Wolf_Eye

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Versispellis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

TwinLamps wrote: »

I want stamwhip

Granted. You get stamwhip, but it's not usable as a spammable and deals physical damage, not poison.

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Granted. You may only earn seals of endeavor by destroying bridges in Cyrodiil. 23 per day, 734 per week.

I want to be able to access the guild bank from my traveling assistant.

Your travelling assistant grants you access to the guild bank, but it works like a attunable crafting station so you lose access to your normal bank if you attune it to your guild bank. The attunement is shared across all of your assistants should you have more than one.

I wish we could send companions on time-based missions and get companion gear and raport as rewards.

Granted, but those missions take one month (real time) each for your companions to get back and you can't use them in the meantime.

I want a dragon mount.

Ratzkifal

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Versispellis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

TwinLamps wrote: »

I want stamwhip

Granted. You get stamwhip, but it's not usable as a spammable and deals physical damage, not poison.

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Granted. You may only earn seals of endeavor by destroying bridges in Cyrodiil. 23 per day, 734 per week.

I want to be able to access the guild bank from my traveling assistant.

Your travelling assistant grants you access to the guild bank, but it works like a attunable crafting station so you lose access to your normal bank if you attune it to your guild bank. The attunement is shared across all of your assistants should you have more than one.

I wish we could send companions on time-based missions and get companion gear and raport as rewards.

Granted, but those missions take one month (real time) each for your companions to get back and you can't use them in the meantime.

I want a dragon mount.

Dragon mounts are granted, but they work exactly like they did in Skyrim - basically just a rollercoaster ride you have no control over.

I wish we could set the weather in player homes to any weather we like at any time.

Sheezabeast

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Versispellis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

TwinLamps wrote: »

I want stamwhip

Granted. You get stamwhip, but it's not usable as a spammable and deals physical damage, not poison.

I wish we would gain enough seals of endeavor to buy one radiant apex per season of crates.

Granted. You may only earn seals of endeavor by destroying bridges in Cyrodiil. 23 per day, 734 per week.

I want to be able to access the guild bank from my traveling assistant.

Your travelling assistant grants you access to the guild bank, but it works like a attunable crafting station so you lose access to your normal bank if you attune it to your guild bank. The attunement is shared across all of your assistants should you have more than one.

I wish we could send companions on time-based missions and get companion gear and raport as rewards.

Granted, but those missions take one month (real time) each for your companions to get back and you can't use them in the meantime.

I want a dragon mount.

Dragon mounts are granted, but they work exactly like they did in Skyrim - basically just a rollercoaster ride you have no control over.

I wish we could set the weather in player homes to any weather we like at any time.

Granted, but furnishings wound degrade based on the elements. Harsh winds, water damage, ice, it would all damage your furnishings, and degrade your home. Repairs would cost, like repairing your armor.

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

BoraxFlux

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

Ippokrates

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

The pipe has been made in Argonian style ;p

I wish for option of having our own sailing ship in ESO

NotaDaedraWorshipper

Ippokrates wrote: »

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

The pipe has been made in Argonian style ;p

I wish for option of having our own sailing ship in ESO

Argonian style? How is that a bad thing

Granted. Here's your noteable house with a sailing ship set in the middle of a giant bay surrounded by daedric ruins. That'd be 15,000 crowns.

I wish the imperial banker and altmer merchant which was datamined years ago finally became available

KhajiitLivesMatter

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

Ippokrates wrote: »

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

The pipe has been made in Argonian style ;p

I wish for option of having our own sailing ship in ESO

Argonian style? How is that a bad thing

Granted. Here's your noteable house with a sailing ship set in the middle of a giant bay surrounded by daedric ruins. That'd be 15,000 crowns.

I wish the imperial banker and altmer merchant which was datamined years ago finally became available

granted they are now up to sale but only in a bundles for 250 € which includes
100000 crown pots
1000000 crown poison
10000 crown buffood
200 50% scrolls
1 of the merchants

would like crowns as a tradeble currency

Dark_Lord_Kuro

KhajiitLivesMatter wrote: »

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

Ippokrates wrote: »

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

The pipe has been made in Argonian style ;p

I wish for option of having our own sailing ship in ESO

Argonian style? How is that a bad thing

Granted. Here's your noteable house with a sailing ship set in the middle of a giant bay surrounded by daedric ruins. That'd be 15,000 crowns.

I wish the imperial banker and altmer merchant which was datamined years ago finally became available

granted they are now up to sale but only in a bundles for 250 € which includes
100000 crown pots
1000000 crown poison
10000 crown buffood
200 50% scrolls
1 of the merchants

would like crowns as a tradeble currency

Granted, you can now trade crown to other player
Both player must be eso+ member and pay a 4.99$ fee for every transaction

I wish for more character slot

Ratzkifal

Dark_Lord_Kuro wrote: »

KhajiitLivesMatter wrote: »

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

Ippokrates wrote: »

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

The pipe has been made in Argonian style ;p

I wish for option of having our own sailing ship in ESO

Argonian style? How is that a bad thing

Granted. Here's your noteable house with a sailing ship set in the middle of a giant bay surrounded by daedric ruins. That'd be 15,000 crowns.

I wish the imperial banker and altmer merchant which was datamined years ago finally became available

granted they are now up to sale but only in a bundles for 250 € which includes
100000 crown pots
1000000 crown poison
10000 crown buffood
200 50% scrolls
1 of the merchants

would like crowns as a tradeble currency

Granted, you can now trade crown to other player
Both player must be eso+ member and pay a 4.99$ fee for every transaction

I wish for more character slot

Granted. You get to buy one additional character slot than the current cap. I guess if you want to play the new 7th class on all specs you have to buy additional armory slots for that character...

I wish for a town/settlement building system so we can own and manage a tiny part of the world we love.

Wolf_Eye

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Dark_Lord_Kuro wrote: »

KhajiitLivesMatter wrote: »

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

Ippokrates wrote: »

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for Cows to be pets or mounts.

Granted, they come with a free herd, and eat Khajiit...alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak5Hmq8jn2M

I wish for a pipe smoking emote.

The pipe has been made in Argonian style ;p

I wish for option of having our own sailing ship in ESO

Argonian style? How is that a bad thing

Granted. Here's your noteable house with a sailing ship set in the middle of a giant bay surrounded by daedric ruins. That'd be 15,000 crowns.

I wish the imperial banker and altmer merchant which was datamined years ago finally became available

granted they are now up to sale but only in a bundles for 250 € which includes
100000 crown pots
1000000 crown poison
10000 crown buffood
200 50% scrolls
1 of the merchants

would like crowns as a tradeble currency

Granted, you can now trade crown to other player
Both player must be eso+ member and pay a 4.99$ fee for every transaction

I wish for more character slot

Granted. You get to buy one additional character slot than the current cap. I guess if you want to play the new 7th class on all specs you have to buy additional armory slots for that character...

I wish for a town/settlement building system so we can own and manage a tiny part of the world we love.

Granted, you can now own a town. But the only town available is Firsthold in Auridon, and not only do you have to fight other players to keep control of it and continue to build there, but you have to fight Mehrunes Dagon too.

I wish fishing was an automatic thing you could set up and leave for a few hours (similar to how I've seen fishing handled in other MMOs, where it's mainly an afk activity)

Hapexamendios

How many monkeys' paws have you used here? Won't somebody please think of the monkeys?

Sheezabeast

Hapexamendios wrote: »

How many monkeys' paws have you used here? Won't somebody please think of the monkeys?

I grant your wish, people WILL think of the Monkees, and it will be a nasty earwig! Hey hey we're the Monkees! People say we Monkee around!




I wish for extended size sliders in character creation. I want a big thicc Orc. Bigger than what we can make now. Make it happen!

NotaDaedraWorshipper

Don't skip people, stay focused.

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

I wish fishing was an automatic thing you could set up and leave for a few hours (similar to how I've seen fishing handled in other MMOs, where it's mainly an afk activity)

Granted. Fishing is now an emote only. The fish item is now obtained like many other provisoner material through barrels etc, and perfect roe has an itsy tiny chance to get looted from those barrels and lootable fishes. No one can get the fishing achievments any longer.

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I wish for extended size sliders in character creation. I want a big thicc Orc. Bigger than what we can make now. Make it happen!

Granted. They are extended, to the left only. No thicc orc for you, only stickfigure orc.

I wish ZoS set a canon order and timeline on dlcs so we could have more continuity on them.

Wolf_Eye

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

Don't skip people, stay focused.

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

I wish fishing was an automatic thing you could set up and leave for a few hours (similar to how I've seen fishing handled in other MMOs, where it's mainly an afk activity)

Granted. Fishing is now an emote only. The fish item is now obtained like many other provisoner material through barrels etc, and perfect roe has an itsy tiny chance to get looted from those barrels and lootable fishes.

Hey, you know...that doesn't sound so bad after al--

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

No one can get the fishing achievments any longer.

.....
Well played, my friend. Well played.

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

I wish ZoS set a canon order and timeline on dlcs so we could have more continuity on them.

I grant this request. All stories have picture perfect timelines and continuities to them. Every story thread has an order.

But everything is now also time gated behind dailies (much like how the Thieves Guild main quest was). The number of dailies you have to do exponentially increases with the number of quests you've completed. Finales require at least 100 dailies on top of the exponential increase.

MornaBaine

I wish for a Breton Chapter!

Ratzkifal

MornaBaine wrote: »

I wish for a Breton Chapter!

The Breton Chapter is granted, but the side quests there are exclusively about reoccuring fan-favorite characters while the main quest is about a Daedric invasion that is threatening Jehanna and all of Nirn if it doesn't get stopped. Breton politics or religion are not relevant to the story and the knightly orders continue to be described in one sentence. Direnni ruins still look like Ayleid ruins and we learn nothing about them.

I wish the ingame bug report feature would be restructured so it's easier to describe and categorise what type of bug you are reporting and that a bug report is not the same as "feedback".

ofalltheworlds

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish the ingame bug report feature would be restructured so it's easier to describe and categorise what type of bug you are reporting and that a bug report is not the same as "feedback".

Granted, there are a variety of options for submitting bug reports with appropriate categories and fields. However, they didn't implement that sorting on the back end so everything just goes into a giant backlog pile that never gets looked at.

I wish for a decent VR mode

TwinLamps

Granted. But when you die you die irl

Saxhleel

I wish that cities actually feel alive, different, accurate to previous games, and are well designed like in Oblivion.

Ratzkifal

Saxhleel wrote: »

I wish that cities actually feel alive, different, accurate to previous games, and are well designed like in Oblivion.

Granted. Cities feel alive, different, accurate to previous games and they are well designed like in Oblivion. However you will be asked regularly if you come to the cloud district very often, if you have heard of the high elves, how long Stuga has been looking for you, what you are going to do about the dragons in your own homeland, to cry me a river to float out of Craglorn (or whatever zone you are in), to cart the goods up a road that's swarming with sand warriors and wild creatures to a school where they lob of the heads of the unworthy, while someone sings the Starlight Bride of Alinor.
These voice lines are all on a rotation according to the daily routines of the respective NPCs as they go about their day in these living, breathing cities.

I wish for Elf Bane to be turned into a light armor set.

KhajiitLivesMatter

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Saxhleel wrote: »

I wish that cities actually feel alive, different, accurate to previous games, and are well designed like in Oblivion.

Granted. Cities feel alive, different, accurate to previous games and they are well designed like in Oblivion. However you will be asked regularly if you come to the cloud district very often, if you have heard of the high elves, how long Stuga has been looking for you, what you are going to do about the dragons in your own homeland, to cry me a river to float out of Craglorn (or whatever zone you are in), to cart the goods up a road that's swarming with sand warriors and wild creatures to a school where they lob of the heads of the unworthy, while someone sings the Starlight Bride of Alinor.
These voice lines are all on a rotation according to the daily routines of the respective NPCs as they go about their day in these living, breathing cities.

I wish for Elf Bane to be turned into a light armor set.

granted but the set from now one only effect poison damdge

i would like to have cheese rain as a rare hidden event in eso

Ratzkifal

KhajiitLivesMatter wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Saxhleel wrote: »

I wish that cities actually feel alive, different, accurate to previous games, and are well designed like in Oblivion.

Granted. Cities feel alive, different, accurate to previous games and they are well designed like in Oblivion. However you will be asked regularly if you come to the cloud district very often, if you have heard of the high elves, how long Stuga has been looking for you, what you are going to do about the dragons in your own homeland, to cry me a river to float out of Craglorn (or whatever zone you are in), to cart the goods up a road that's swarming with sand warriors and wild creatures to a school where they lob of the heads of the unworthy, while someone sings the Starlight Bride of Alinor.
These voice lines are all on a rotation according to the daily routines of the respective NPCs as they go about their day in these living, breathing cities.

I wish for Elf Bane to be turned into a light armor set.

granted but the set from now one only effect poison damdge

i would like to have cheese rain as a rare hidden event in eso

Granted, but it's mammoth cheese, meaning that mammoths are also falling. Getting hit by a mammoth is a oneshot and by the time you get back to the location the cheese rain is already over. It is about as rare an event as bloodfiends spawning in Reaper's March, Bangkorai or the Rift, so most players will have never seen it in their life.

I wish we had more "public transport" systems like the silt striders in Vvardenfell in other chapter zones.