[Fun Forum Game] The Monkey's Paw - ESO edition.

BoraxFlux

VaranisArano wrote: »

I wish that we had more slots for housing furnishings.

Granted, slots are doubled, but you can only place Jesters Festival banners.

I wish to be able to grow alchemy ingrediants in your own home.

notyuu

BoraxFlux wrote: »

I wish to be able to grow alchemy ingrediants in your own home.

Granted, but the plants are crown store only, one per house and takes an entire month to grow a single random ingredient.

Benzux

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Remathilis wrote: »

wheresbes wrote: »

Granted! But when they're there, you cannot access your home.

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

Done. But it randomly attacks npcs in towns and can't be unsummoned.

I wish crown sales were more frequent.

Done. Crown sales are more frequent but they are reduced by even less.

I wish for the Grey Beards to become a guild skill line centered around the Thu'um with only ultimate skills in it and the amount of ultimate spent deciding how many words were used in your dragonshout.

Done. However, as the Vestige is not a Dragonborn, and wanting to keep things lore-accurate, it takes years for you to level up the skill line. You have to spend five years of actual time playing a meditation mini-game in order to unlock the shouts.

I wish that instead of the "year-long story" model we've had was changed back to how it was previously, with the expansion story being unrelated to the smaller DLCs released during a year.

LalMirchi

I wish for instant character loading times.

mjharper

VaranisArano wrote: »

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

It's pernament now but it works by autocasting ability every 15 seconds at full cost (4k magicka) and you can't disable it (it block 1 slot on both bars and can't be removed). Of course it works same as casting normal skills (with cooldowns), so you can't cast other skills in moment of auto casting.

After month of this change ZOS increase cost from 4k to 6k, because "all players use this skill all the time and we want encourage build diversity". You still can't disable this skill.

I wish there was ZOS provide professional tanks, paid by ZOS, only to fill all this PUG queues.

These paid tanks are evaluated on how many dungeons they complete - not how good their group's experience is. This leads to more speedrunning and ruthless vote-kicking of any slow or low DPS players.

I wish that we had more slots for housing furnishings.

Granted, but housing furnishings now take up a variable number of slots, determined by their in-game volume.

I wish that ALL skills do damage according to the type of weapon equipped.

EDIT: oops, didn't see third page.

Benzux wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Remathilis wrote: »

wheresbes wrote: »

Granted! But when they're there, you cannot access your home.

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

Done. But it randomly attacks npcs in towns and can't be unsummoned.

I wish crown sales were more frequent.

Done. Crown sales are more frequent but they are reduced by even less.

I wish for the Grey Beards to become a guild skill line centered around the Thu'um with only ultimate skills in it and the amount of ultimate spent deciding how many words were used in your dragonshout.

Done. However, as the Vestige is not a Dragonborn, and wanting to keep things lore-accurate, it takes years for you to level up the skill line. You have to spend five years of actual time playing a meditation mini-game in order to unlock the shouts.

I wish that instead of the "year-long story" model we've had was changed back to how it was previously, with the expansion story being unrelated to the smaller DLCs released during a year.

Granted, but now the updated yearly prologue quest is inextricably linked to the expansion, and you can only access the expansion content with a newly created character.

mjharper

LalMirchi wrote: »

I wish for instant character loading times.

Granted, but this is achieved by a) removing all other player characters from the game (ESO is now a solo game) and b) you can only have one character at a time (to make a new one, you must delete the old one).

I want to have a fully open world, with no zone transitions anymore.

Ratzkifal

mjharper wrote: »

LalMirchi wrote: »

I wish for instant character loading times.

Granted, but this is achieved by a) removing all other player characters from the game (ESO is now a solo game) and b) you can only have one character at a time (to make a new one, you must delete the old one).

I want to have a fully open world, with no zone transitions anymore.

There are no zone transitions anymore and the world is finally open, however none of the zones have been adjusted to accommodate for that, so the transitions between zones are jarring and abrupt and you can really tell these areas weren't originally intended to connect like that.

I want a new adventure zone like Craglorn but better with a better blend of providing a challenge for solo players and encouraging grouping for casuals than Craglorn did.

danno8

Ratzkifal wrote: »

mjharper wrote: »

LalMirchi wrote: »

I wish for instant character loading times.

Granted, but this is achieved by a) removing all other player characters from the game (ESO is now a solo game) and b) you can only have one character at a time (to make a new one, you must delete the old one).

I want to have a fully open world, with no zone transitions anymore.

There are no zone transitions anymore and the world is finally open, however none of the zones have been adjusted to accommodate for that, so the transitions between zones are jarring and abrupt and you can really tell these areas weren't originally intended to connect like that.

I want a new adventure zone like Craglorn but better with a better blend of providing a challenge for solo players and encouraging grouping for casuals than Craglorn did.

Granted, the new zone blends group and solo activities seemlessly, allowing challenging content but also casual area grouping that makes hard content steamrollable for newer players. There's always something to do and it's everything Craglorn was meant to be and so very beautiful. But you need to follow ZoS on Twitter and Twitch and participate in their marketing activities to access it though.

I want horses legs in this game to not look so... broken.

NotaDaedraWorshipper

danno8 wrote: »

I want horses legs in this game to not look so... broken.

Granted, horses legs now look like proper horse legs. Sadly their necks and head has become worse, and their tails is so badly textured and shaped they look like fleshy tails and the manes are just painted on. Because ZoS has no idea how horses look and don't bother to check.

I wish the Short Mussed Wave hairstyle became available to players.

BoraxFlux

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

I wish the Short Mussed Wave hairstyle became available to players.

Granted, A ZoS employee has worked till the wee hours to make it fit every race, gender & color of the rainbow . The hair even moves naturally in the wind. The sense of a breeze in Tamriel is introduced especially for this occasion.
However, the hairstyle clips through everything.

I wish you could filter a guild in the Guildfinder by their name.
(And if that is indeed possible, I haven't found that function yet )

Nord_Raseri

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

I wish the Short Mussed Wave hairstyle became available to players.

Granted, but there hair grows out into another hairstyle and you have to re-purchase it at 5k crowns each time. Edit: damn, too slow. You can now search guilds by name, but the game slowly runs through each guild ever created and takes anywhere from 5-30 minutes to find it.

I wish to never be nerfed again

Ratzkifal

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

danno8 wrote: »

I want horses legs in this game to not look so... broken.

Granted, horses legs now look like proper horse legs. Sadly their necks and head has become worse, and their tails is so badly textured and shaped they look like fleshy tails and the manes are just painted on. Because ZoS has no idea how horses look and don't bother to check.

I wish the Short Mussed Wave hairstyle became available to players.

Granted. The Short Mussed Wave hairstyle gets released, however this issue about it will not be fixed.

(Hope the picture is working, because the preview isn't...)
Edit: Looks like it isn't working. It was a picture of how the hair is floating over the head of female character.

I wish ZOS would add Spellcrafting.

Ratzkifal

Nord_Raseri wrote: »

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

I wish the Short Mussed Wave hairstyle became available to players.

Granted, but there hair grows out into another hairstyle and you have to re-purchase it at 5k crowns each time. Edit: damn, too slow. You can now search guilds by name, but the game slowly runs through each guild ever created and takes anywhere from 5-30 minutes to find it.

I wish to never be nerfed again

Granted. You will never be nerfed again. Everyone else, including NPCs, will be buffed instead.

I wish ZOS would add multiple joinable bloodlines of vampirism and other forms of lycanthropy to the game.

Remathilis

Ratzkifal wrote: »

.I wish ZOS would add multiple joinable bloodlines of vampirism and other forms of lycanthropy to the game.

Granted. They are weak and only good for RP

I wish you could get skins for your combat pets

GuildedLilly

I wish you could get skins for your combat pets

Granted. Sheogorath's Surprise Skin Change becomes available at every mystic merchant for 5k gold each. But the skins are random--REALLY random (ooze, cheese, broom, rock, butterfly, log, bunny, sweetroll, ect...), and only last 2 min with a 2 hr cooldown. There is no way to choose what effect the skin will have. During the 2 min they're active, they count as a criminal act, and have a 50% chance of causing a fatal error & game crash. You have a 1 in 100 chance of reskinning your pet to Stibbons---if that happens, EVERY items in your inventory is sent Lady Clarisse (wherever she is), and held for ransom of 100K.

I wish companions wouldn't stand in AOEs.

Sheezabeast

I grant this, your companion won't stand in AOEs, they make snow angels in them. In blood, guts, dirt, whatever is there.

I wish for Sai Sahan's beard to be available as a reward for Cadwell's Gold.

Nisekev

Sheezabeast wrote: »

I grant this, your companion won't stand in AOEs, they make snow angels in them. In blood, guts, dirt, whatever is there.

I wish for Sai Sahan's beard to be available as a reward for Cadwell's Gold.

Granted, but now Cadwell's Gold requires you to complete every DLC, dungeon, trial and pvp event and resets with every new content update.

I wish for less rigid drop tables in containers and for in-world items to not be worthless.

Hallothiel

Just to pop in & say thanks for such an amusing thread - fabulous & shows how very funny & devious you lot are.

(But think you may be giving Zos some ideas about direction….😂)

I wish all forum threads were as fantastic. 😉

MornaBaine

I wish for a Stage Zero for vampires that makes them look like they did before the godawful vampire skin was slapped over them.

Solarius_eu

MornaBaine wrote: »

I wish for a Stage Zero for vampires that makes them look like they did before the godawful vampire skin was slapped over them.

Granted. But dropping to Stage Zero locks all your Vampire abilities and the experience gained in then resets to zero.

I wish there was a craft bag for recipes, motifs and style pages

lillybit

Solarius_eu wrote: »

MornaBaine wrote: »

I wish for a Stage Zero for vampires that makes them look like they did before the godawful vampire skin was slapped over them.

Granted. But dropping to Stage Zero locks all your Vampire abilities and the experience gained in then resets to zero.

I wish there was a craft bag for recipes, motifs and style pages

Done but it's only accessible to characters who already know the page and there's a chance for anything to morph into dwarven when removing it.

I wish fishing was more rewarding

Hlaaluna

lillybit wrote: »

I wish fishing was more rewarding

Granted but you now have a 5% chance of fishing up a giant slaughter fish that will one shot you.

I want a bat mount.

Spectral_Force

Lillutu wrote: »

I want a bat mount.

Easy - except it crawls on the ground.

I wish we could have an Unarmed skill line.

Sheezabeast

Spectral_Force wrote: »

Lillutu wrote: »

I want a bat mount.

Easy - except it crawls on the ground.

I wish we could have an Unarmed skill line.

Ok. Dunno why you want to be a double amputee but it's your wish.



I wish for Sweet Rolls to be an emote you can use like /eatswretroll

Luke_Flamesword

I wish for Sweet Rolls to be an emote you can use like /eatswretroll

It works, but with every use of it, you have 10% of chance that your character will choke with sweetroll and pernamently die (but hey, you will have new free character slot!)

I wish I could earn a good salary in real life just by playing ESO.

Coatmagic

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish for Sweet Rolls to be an emote you can use like /eatswretroll

It works, but with every use of it, you have 10% of chance that your character will choke with sweetroll and pernamently die (but hey, you will have new free character slot!)

I wish I could earn a good salary in real life just by playing ESO.

Granted, but you can only play on PTS.

Remathilis

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish for Sweet Rolls to be an emote you can use like /eatswretroll

It works, but with every use of it, you have 10% of chance that your character will choke with sweetroll and pernamently die (but hey, you will have new free character slot!)

I wish I could earn a good salary in real life just by playing ESO.

Granted. Welcome to quality control. All missed bugs are now your fault.

I wish consoles could access the PTS.

fizl101

Remathilis wrote: »

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish for Sweet Rolls to be an emote you can use like /eatswretroll

It works, but with every use of it, you have 10% of chance that your character will choke with sweetroll and pernamently die (but hey, you will have new free character slot!)

I wish I could earn a good salary in real life just by playing ESO.

Granted. Welcome to quality control. All missed bugs are now your fault.

I wish consoles could access the PTS.

Granted - you can now access console PTS, but it is a 23.5 hour download and resets every day.

I wish I could swim underwater

Spectral_Force

fizl101 wrote: »

I wish I could swim underwater

No problem - but there's absolutely nothing to see at the bottom of any body of water.

I think it'd be neat to have in-game voice chat (have fun with this one).

fizl101

Spectral_Force wrote: »

fizl101 wrote: »

I wish I could swim underwater

No problem - but there's absolutely nothing to see at the bottom of any body of water.

I think it'd be neat to have in-game voice chat (have fun with this one).

I play on console so I could say sooo many things (it is really good BTW!!)

Yes you now have in-game chat but all zones are talking at once and everyones voice is going through google translate tools and being read out loud to you

I would like to be able to ride up mountains skyrim style