[Fun Forum Game] The Monkey's Paw - ESO edition.

Alarde

I wish flying was added to the game via mounts.

Nord_Raseri

I wish for a toy horse, but on a wooden tricycle.

Ratzkifal

Alarde wrote: »

I wish flying was added to the game via mounts.

That was my example already, but I'll give you another.

Your wish is granted, but there will be an impossible-to-fix bug that causes fall damage upon dismounting based on distance travelled.

I wish for consoles to get access to addons somehow.

notyuu

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for consoles to get access to addons somehow.

Done, but they are pay per add-on.

I wish we had class change tokens.

Ratzkifal

notyuu wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for consoles to get access to addons somehow.

Done, but they are pay per add-on.

I wish we had class change tokens.

You can change your class, but you do not get to choose. Which class you change to is determined by which class is currently the least played. You can end up getting the same class again if the class you are trying to switch from is the least played class. The token will be consumed anyway.

Edit: Oh and I wish for overland content to be challenging again.

BoraxFlux

Ratzkifal wrote: »

Edit: Oh and I wish for overland content to be challenging again.

Granted, but overland content will always one-shot you.

I wish a limitless PvP siege-bag, to store all sieges, camps and repairstuffs.

Luke_Flamesword

I wish a limitless PvP siege-bag, to store all sieges, camps and repairstuffs.

Granted, but you interact with it only by crown store buyable assistant and you can't summon him in Cyrodiil.

I wish there was option to create our own quests in ESO with possibility to share them with community.

NotaDaedraWorshipper

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish a limitless PvP siege-bag, to store all sieges, camps and repairstuffs.

Granted, but you interact with it only by crown store buyable assistant and you can't summon him in Cyrodiil.

I wish there was option to create our own quests in ESO with possibility to share them with community.

Good news everyone! You can now make your own quests, and you can share them with others for all your creative fun!
The bugs they all contain some so severe they cause crashes, is a feature so they feel like a proper ZoS/Bethesda quest!

I wish argonians and khajiit's body markings and skintype/fur pattern was seperate types so you could combine them.

Ratzkifal

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish a limitless PvP siege-bag, to store all sieges, camps and repairstuffs.

Granted, but you interact with it only by crown store buyable assistant and you can't summon him in Cyrodiil.

I wish there was option to create our own quests in ESO with possibility to share them with community.

Good news everyone! You can now make your own quests, and you can share them with others for all your creative fun!
The bugs they all contain some so severe they cause crashes, is a feature so they feel like a proper ZoS/Bethesda quest!

I wish argonians and khajiit's body markings and skintype/fur pattern was seperate types so you could combine them.

Granted. You can combine them, but together they don't end up looking anything like what you'd expect. Also vampirism becomes meta, so all of it fades into ugliness.

I wish for different furstock of Khajiit and types of Argonians to be playable.

BoraxFlux

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for different furstock of Khajiit and types of Argonians to be playable.

Granted: the proud race of the Squirrel just became available, but you can only wear one piece of light armor and have a 1-slot ability bar.

I wish for a fishingboat with a net, a fishing rod just isn't efficient for The Title.

VaranisArano

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for different furstock of Khajiit and types of Argonians to be playable.

Granted: the proud race of the Squirrel just became available, but you can only wear one piece of light armor and have a 1-slot ability bar.

I wish for a fishingboat with a net, a fishing rod just isn't efficient for The Title.

Granted, but it has a 5% chance to net a slaughterfish which immediately tries to gnaw your face off. Each slaughterfish catch also diminishes the durability of your net, allowing more fish to escape unless you repair it at a vendor or use special net repair kits. Say goodbye to relaxing fishing!

I wish for better Breton focused content.

Luke_Flamesword

I wish for better Breton focused content.

And they deliver this, but this is last chapter of ESO and game is closed few months later.

I wish that all races have passives viable for both stamina and magicka builds.

Sheezabeast

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish for better Breton focused content.

And they deliver this, but this is last chapter of ESO and game is closed few months later.

I wish that all races have passives viable for both stamina and magicka builds.

You get this, but it gets released with ESO's newest, greatest Elsweyr expansion, Hello Kitty Online! The bright pink, friendly, dumbed down, homogenous game of your dreams!

I wish for Dosha to return to her former glory.

Ratzkifal

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish for better Breton focused content.

And they deliver this, but this is last chapter of ESO and game is closed few months later.

I wish that all races have passives viable for both stamina and magicka builds.

You get this, but it gets released with ESO's newest, greatest Elsweyr expansion, Hello Kitty Online! The bright pink, friendly, dumbed down, homogenous game of your dreams!

I wish for Dosha to return to her former glory.

Doshia returns to her former glory but in an effort to reduce grind if you have done the fighter's guild quest once, not only do you not need to do it again, you can't do it again at all. Everyone only gets to fight her once and if you've already done that before the patch you missed your chance.

I wish for Cyrodiil performance to be fixed.

Shawn_PT

This is looking just like a regular ZOS reveal/Patch Notes post

Michae

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for Cyrodiil performance to be fixed.

Done! It is now a PvE overland zone.

I wish I could finally get through all the story content.

Ratzkifal

Michae wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for Cyrodiil performance to be fixed.

Done! It is now a PvE overland zone.

I wish I could finally get through all the story content.

All story content gets removed. Congratz! You technically managed to get through all the story content!

I wish the Lire essence rune had a unique enchantment effect when crafted into a glyph.

Remathilis

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish the Lire essence rune had a unique enchantment effect when crafted into a glyph.

Done. It creates a glyph that Deals [x] Magicka Damage to Undead and Daedra. The only ones that exist are the ones that were found one 2014 and not used.

I wish console had a mini map option

Sheezabeast

Remathilis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish the Lire essence rune had a unique enchantment effect when crafted into a glyph.

Done. It creates a glyph that Deals [x] Magicka Damage to Undead and Daedra. The only ones that exist are the ones that were found one 2014 and not used.

I wish console had a mini map option

Granted, but it still doesn't show you skyshards, dungeon bosses, or other points of interests. It's the bare basic layout.

I wish for a battle mammoth mount that can hold up to 4 people on it.

Ratzkifal

Remathilis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish the Lire essence rune had a unique enchantment effect when crafted into a glyph.

Done. It creates a glyph that Deals [x] Magicka Damage to Undead and Daedra. The only ones that exist are the ones that were found one 2014 and not used.

I wish console had a mini map option

It is done. But the "mini" part is the most important one as the map is so small you need to be extremely close to your screen to make out any details.

I wish you could train your mount all the way on day one, provided you have the gold.

lillybit

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Remathilis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish the Lire essence rune had a unique enchantment effect when crafted into a glyph.

Done. It creates a glyph that Deals [x] Magicka Damage to Undead and Daedra. The only ones that exist are the ones that were found one 2014 and not used.

I wish console had a mini map option

Granted, but it still doesn't show you skyshards, dungeon bosses, or other points of interests. It's the bare basic layout.

I wish for a battle mammoth mount that can hold up to 4 people on it.

Done but as soon as a second person mounts it unsummons itself muttering about unsafe working conditions

I wish I could see research on the login page

Rebirthment

lillybit wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Remathilis wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish the Lire essence rune had a unique enchantment effect when crafted into a glyph.

Done. It creates a glyph that Deals [x] Magicka Damage to Undead and Daedra. The only ones that exist are the ones that were found one 2014 and not used.

I wish console had a mini map option

Granted, but it still doesn't show you skyshards, dungeon bosses, or other points of interests. It's the bare basic layout.

I wish for a battle mammoth mount that can hold up to 4 people on it.

Done but as soon as a second person mounts it unsummons itself muttering about unsafe working conditions

I wish I could see research on the login page

Sure but it costs 5k crowns

I wish we could romance Quen

Luke_Flamesword

I wish we could romance Quen

You can, but you progress relationship by buying her gifts from crown store. When you marry her, she will regulary spent your crowns for her needs and you don't have any control on it. When you will have no more crowns, she will just leave you, stealing all your gold and all items in bank and you will never see her again.

I wish Khajit companion with funny lines.

Sheezabeast

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish we could romance Quen

You can, but you progress relationship by buying her gifts from crown store. When you marry her, she will regulary spent your crowns for her needs and you don't have any control on it. When you will have no more crowns, she will just leave you, stealing all your gold and all items in bank and you will never see her again.

I wish Khajit companion with funny lines.

I grant your wish, but the only funny lines are lines of.....skooma. And your companion does not share.




I wish in Craglorn that when you would get a nirncrux drop, that you would always get one Fortified and one Potent each time.

Seminolegirl1992

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish we could romance Quen

You can, but you progress relationship by buying her gifts from crown store. When you marry her, she will regulary spent your crowns for her needs and you don't have any control on it. When you will have no more crowns, she will just leave you, stealing all your gold and all items in bank and you will never see her again.

I wish Khajit companion with funny lines.

I grant your wish, but the only funny lines are lines of.....skooma. And your companion does not share.




I wish in Craglorn that when you would get a nirncrux drop, that you would always get one Fortified and one Potent each time.

Granted, but the drop chance is as rare as aetheric cipher. I wish for our characters to be allowed in our homes as house guests.

wheresbes

Seminolegirl1992 wrote: »

Granted, but the drop chance is as rare as aetheric cipher. I wish for our characters to be allowed in our homes as house guests.

Granted! But when they're there, you cannot access your home.

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

Remathilis

wheresbes wrote: »

Granted! But when they're there, you cannot access your home.

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

Done. But it randomly attacks npcs in towns and can't be unsummoned.

I wish crown sales were more frequent.

Luke_Flamesword

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

It's pernament now but it works by autocasting ability every 15 seconds at full cost (4k magicka) and you can't disable it (it block 1 slot on both bars and can't be removed). Of course it works same as casting normal skills (with cooldowns), so you can't cast other skills in moment of auto casting.

After month of this change ZOS increase cost from 4k to 6k, because "all players use this skill all the time and we want encourage build diversity". You still can't disable this skill.

EDIT: Too late, so I will take this one too:

I wish crown sales were more frequent.

They are much more frequent, but base prices are much higher that even sale price is still higher than today normal one.


I wish there was ZOS provide professional tanks, paid by ZOS, only to fill all this PUG queues.

Ratzkifal

Remathilis wrote: »

wheresbes wrote: »

Granted! But when they're there, you cannot access your home.

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

Done. But it randomly attacks npcs in towns and can't be unsummoned.

I wish crown sales were more frequent.

Done. Crown sales are more frequent but they are reduced by even less.

I wish for the Grey Beards to become a guild skill line centered around the Thu'um with only ultimate skills in it and the amount of ultimate spent deciding how many words were used in your dragonshout.

VaranisArano

Luke_Flamesword wrote: »

I wish the NB shade was permanent.

It's pernament now but it works by autocasting ability every 15 seconds at full cost (4k magicka) and you can't disable it (it block 1 slot on both bars and can't be removed). Of course it works same as casting normal skills (with cooldowns), so you can't cast other skills in moment of auto casting.

After month of this change ZOS increase cost from 4k to 6k, because "all players use this skill all the time and we want encourage build diversity". You still can't disable this skill.

I wish there was ZOS provide professional tanks, paid by ZOS, only to fill all this PUG queues.

These paid tanks are evaluated on how many dungeons they complete - not how good their group's experience is. This leads to more speedrunning and ruthless vote-kicking of any slow or low DPS players.

I wish that we had more slots for housing furnishings.