[Fun Forum Game] The Monkey's Paw - ESO edition.

GuildedLilly

I would like to be able to ride up mountains skyrim style

Granted. But unlike skyrim, when you find those mysterious alpha walls that are climbable...the moment you reach the end of them or fall, you and your mount take fall damage equal to the height above ground level/sea level according to the game, and fall through terrain for 5 min until the game finally allows your corpse in the void to respawn at wayshrine. IF you attempt to log out or restart the game before option to wayshrine appears, you cause a fatal error that permanently removes that mount and that character from your account.

I wish we could dye hairstyles.

Ratzkifal

GuildedLilly wrote: »

I would like to be able to ride up mountains skyrim style

Granted. But unlike skyrim, when you find those mysterious alpha walls that are climbable...the moment you reach the end of them or fall, you and your mount take fall damage equal to the height above ground level/sea level according to the game, and fall through terrain for 5 min until the game finally allows your corpse in the void to respawn at wayshrine. IF you attempt to log out or restart the game before option to wayshrine appears, you cause a fatal error that permanently removes that mount and that character from your account.

I wish we could dye hairstyles.

Granted. Hairystyles can now be dyed on the fly at no cost wherever you are, however an addon called "RGB hair" has quickly been made and now almost everyone in town has obnoxiously vibrant ever-changing haircolours.

I wish we had underwater content.

spartaxoxo

Ratzkifal wrote: »

GuildedLilly wrote: »

I would like to be able to ride up mountains skyrim style

Granted. But unlike skyrim, when you find those mysterious alpha walls that are climbable...the moment you reach the end of them or fall, you and your mount take fall damage equal to the height above ground level/sea level according to the game, and fall through terrain for 5 min until the game finally allows your corpse in the void to respawn at wayshrine. IF you attempt to log out or restart the game before option to wayshrine appears, you cause a fatal error that permanently removes that mount and that character from your account.

I wish we could dye hairstyles.

Granted. Hairystyles can now be dyed on the fly at no cost wherever you are, however an addon called "RGB hair" has quickly been made and now almost everyone in town has obnoxiously vibrant ever-changing haircolours.

I wish we had underwater content.

Granted but all the Underwater levels just make you play that Teenage Mutant Turtle Water Level over and over again everytime.

I wish that they'd let you build custom walls for your houses.

Remathilis

spartaxoxo wrote: »

[. I wish that they'd let you build custom walls for your houses.

Granted. 100 crowns per meter in game.

I wish we had a battle mage class

Sheezabeast

Remathilis wrote: »

spartaxoxo wrote: »

[. I wish that they'd let you build custom walls for your houses.

Granted. 100 crowns per meter in game.

I wish we had a battle mage class

Congratulations, you now have the Tamriel equivalent of Beyblade. Tiny tops made of Chim El Adabal. Let it rip!!!

I wish for Christopher Walken to voice a new main character in the next zone they release.

fizl101

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Congratulations, you now have the Tamriel equivalent of Beyblade. Tiny tops made of Chim El Adabal. Let it rip!!!

I wish for Christopher Walken to voice a new main character in the next zone they release.

Congratulations. Christopher Walken. Now voices. A new character. Whilst inhaling helium

I would like dyes to behave consistently on outfits

lillybit

fizl101 wrote: »

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Congratulations, you now have the Tamriel equivalent of Beyblade. Tiny tops made of Chim El Adabal. Let it rip!!!

I wish for Christopher Walken to voice a new main character in the next zone they release.

Congratulations. Christopher Walken. Now voices. A new character. Whilst inhaling helium

I would like dyes to behave consistently on outfits

Dyes now behave consistently on outfits! Everything is a consistent khaki green. Enjoy!

I wish for more guild slots

GuildedLilly

I wish for more guild slots

Granted. You now have unlimited guild slots. Each guild you add adds 30sec to EVERY loading screen, EVERY time, on EVERY character, with potentially infinite stacks. Every guild beyond 5 also adds a stacking bureaucracy status effect: +10 secs before you can buy, sell, or list anything at merchants, -2% purchase, repair, or listing fee cost. Any bounty added due to killing, assaulting, or pick-pocketing non-combatant NPCs is multiplied by the amount of guilds you're in. You can also never leave a guild once you've joined.

I wish we could dye mount barding (their saddles and armor)

MornaBaine

Mount barding dyes enabled! But each one is a new achievement you have to get first with a starting quest as long and filled with annoying NPCs as the original Coldharbor one!

ZeroDPS

ZERO lag within entire game

BoraxFlux

ZeroDPS wrote: »

I with ZERO lag within entire game

Granted. Zos takes care of your hardware, skips your ISP and parks their servers directly at your home. Also every player is banned but you. Maintenance cost is staggering. But man, those real-time water reflections look epicly juicy in game.

I wish the Vossa-Satl was an emote rather then a memento. Would love to play it. Continuously.

Wolf_Eye

BoraxFlux wrote: »

ZeroDPS wrote: »

I with ZERO lag within entire game

Granted. Zos takes care of your hardware, skips your ISP and parks their servers directly at your home. Also every player is banned but you. Maintenance cost is staggering. But man, those real-time water reflections look epicly juicy in game.

I wish the Vossa-Satl was an emote rather then a memento. Would love to play it. Continuously.

Granted, but in exchange the music will forever haunt you, all the time everyday even in your dreams.

Wolf_Eye

I wish I had more crowns.

Sheezabeast

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

I wish I had more crowns.

Granted, but all that dental work, you know, is painful, and with Argonian healers, they have funky herbal remedies. You'll have grubs and insect guts and unidentifiable juices smeared on your throbbing gums and mouth.

I wish that our characters could /sitcrosslegged. It's kinda silly that out of all our /sit emotes, that we can't sit crosslegged.

Wolf_Eye

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

I wish I had more crowns.

Granted, but all that dental work, you know, is painful, and with Argonian healers, they have funky herbal remedies. You'll have grubs and insect guts and unidentifiable juices smeared on your throbbing gums and mouth.

I wish that our characters could /sitcrosslegged. It's kinda silly that out of all our /sit emotes, that we can't sit crosslegged.

Granted, but every time you sit crosslegged, a graphical glitch causes your head to inflate. Making you look like a bobble head doll.

I wish I had all the crown store houses :P

StevieKingslayer

Granted, but you are stuck with the previewing zone chat that never leaves and they are able to interact with all your lights.

I wish for guards to be killable, one day of the year.

fizl101

StevieKingslayer wrote: »

Granted, but you are stuck with the previewing zone chat that never leaves and they are able to interact with all your lights.

I wish for guards to be killable, one day of the year.

You can kill guards for 1 day every year - February 29th.

I want to be able tame animals in game

MornaBaine

fizl101 wrote: »

StevieKingslayer wrote: »

Granted, but you are stuck with the previewing zone chat that never leaves and they are able to interact with all your lights.

I wish for guards to be killable, one day of the year.

You can kill guards for 1 day every year - February 29th.

I want to be able tame animals in game

Granted. But there is no increase in the "special collectibles" limit in housing. AND you have to learn all new cooking recipes in order to feed them. AND if you don't feed them they'll die and you lose your tamed pet. AND the clock is still running even when you're offline!

Ratzkifal

fizl101 wrote: »

StevieKingslayer wrote: »

Granted, but you are stuck with the previewing zone chat that never leaves and they are able to interact with all your lights.

I wish for guards to be killable, one day of the year.

You can kill guards for 1 day every year - February 29th.

I want to be able tame animals in game

Granted! You are now able to tame animals in game. They are of a special tamable variety, only exist in the new chapter zone and don't follow you into dungeons, trials, PvP, arenas or at home and they disappear after leaving the zone so you have to tame them all over again upon coming back.

I wish ZOS would move Eastmarch on the map to where it is actually supposed to be, so that it's not blocking possible Morrowind content on the Redoran coast anymore.

KhajiitLivesMatter

Ratzkifal wrote: »

fizl101 wrote: »

StevieKingslayer wrote: »

Granted, but you are stuck with the previewing zone chat that never leaves and they are able to interact with all your lights.

I wish for guards to be killable, one day of the year.

You can kill guards for 1 day every year - February 29th.

I want to be able tame animals in game

Granted! You are now able to tame animals in game. They are of a special tamable variety, only exist in the new chapter zone and don't follow you into dungeons, trials, PvP, arenas or at home and they disappear after leaving the zone so you have to tame them all over again upon coming back.

I wish ZOS would move Eastmarch on the map to where it is actually supposed to be, so that it's not blocking possible Morrowind content on the Redoran coast anymore.

acceptet now there is another tiny piece of map which is to small for a dlc

vet Overland would be pretty amazing

Wolf_Eye

KhajiitLivesMatter wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

fizl101 wrote: »

StevieKingslayer wrote: »

Granted, but you are stuck with the previewing zone chat that never leaves and they are able to interact with all your lights.

I wish for guards to be killable, one day of the year.

You can kill guards for 1 day every year - February 29th.

I want to be able tame animals in game

Granted! You are now able to tame animals in game. They are of a special tamable variety, only exist in the new chapter zone and don't follow you into dungeons, trials, PvP, arenas or at home and they disappear after leaving the zone so you have to tame them all over again upon coming back.

I wish ZOS would move Eastmarch on the map to where it is actually supposed to be, so that it's not blocking possible Morrowind content on the Redoran coast anymore.

acceptet now there is another tiny piece of map which is to small for a dlc

vet Overland would be pretty amazing

You get a vet Overland, but you can only participate in vet overland on a new character and get kicked out when you turn level 50.

I wish there were carriage rides that take you to different cities that you can actually relax and watch the scenery go by as you ride them. Would be pointless, to be fair, but it would be fun. :P

Path

Wolf_Eye wrote:

I wish there were carriage rides that take you to different cities that you can actually relax and watch the scenery go by as you ride them. Would be pointless, to be fair, but it would be fun. :P

Granted but you have to wait for the driver to harvest provisioning items to feed his horse. And he has 0 points in quick harvesting.

Ratzkifal

I wish ZOS took Fargrave out of the Deadlands DLC and turned it into a hub for future Oblivion realm exploration (because that would honestly make perfect sense and the setting is way too cool to just abandon it after one DLC).

Wolf_Eye

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish ZOS took Fargrave out of the Deadlands DLC and turned it into a hub for future Oblivion realm exploration (because that would honestly make perfect sense and the setting is way too cool to just abandon it after one DLC).

Granted, but all of the giant skeletons you see across the desert have been turned into giant Barney the Dinosaurs.

I wish there was an Elder Scrolls series on Netflix.

robwolf666

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish ZOS took Fargrave out of the Deadlands DLC and turned it into a hub for future Oblivion realm exploration (because that would honestly make perfect sense and the setting is way too cool to just abandon it after one DLC).

Granted, but all of the giant skeletons you see across the desert have been turned into giant Barney the Dinosaurs.

I wish there was an Elder Scrolls series on Netflix.

Granted, but the entire cast has to speak with a Liverpudlian accent.

I wish for Cyrodiil and IC to made entirely PvE.

Wolf_Eye

robwolf666 wrote: »

Wolf_Eye wrote: »

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish ZOS took Fargrave out of the Deadlands DLC and turned it into a hub for future Oblivion realm exploration (because that would honestly make perfect sense and the setting is way too cool to just abandon it after one DLC).

Granted, but all of the giant skeletons you see across the desert have been turned into giant Barney the Dinosaurs.

I wish there was an Elder Scrolls series on Netflix.

Granted, but the entire cast has to speak with a Liverpudlian accent.

I wish for Cyrodiil and IC to made entirely PvE.

I actually think I'd be ok with Liverpudlian accents (Is it called Scouse?)

You get your wish and all of Cyrodiil and IC are PvE....but every single mob's AI has been adjusted to act like a nightblade player ganker. Have fun!

Narvuntien

I wished for PVE MagDK buffs.
But they also capped crit damage making my PVP gank-stam-blade now useless in response.

You win some you lose some.

Ratzkifal

I wish for an Australian server so ping for people in that area is lower.

Wolf_Eye

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for an Australian server so ping for people in that area is lower.

You get an Australian server and ping is AMAZINGLY LOW....but for unexplainable reasons, every hour on the hour you always CTD.

I wish we had all the furnishings in game that NPCs had (because I have seen more than a few furnishings in NPC homes that we do not have the ability to create).

fizl101

Ratzkifal wrote: »

I wish for an Australian server so ping for people in that area is lower.

You get your wish - there is now an Oceanic Server where everyone in the region gets pings of 20 or less. Slight adjustments had to be made and all the music in the game (which cannot be switched off) is now Peter Andre and Jason Donovan

I would like to be able to punt up and down the rivers