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"The hero approaches! A warrior without peer! Alas, all my gold was squandered on beer!
The hero is selfless! The hero is kind! The hero won't kill me and rob me blind. I hope." Vigard the Sparrow
Some that come to mind, that I like because of the delivery as well:
"No cheating! Actually, go ahead and cheat." - Maelstrom Arena spectator.
"I'll have what I'm having!" -Drunk NPC in Windhelm
"Additionally, Elden Root has many of its labor facilities, homes, and other elements of the community suspended within the Elden Tree's branches. Isn't that exciting?" - Elden Root tour guide.
This whole exchange at the end of the Sanctum Ophidia quest:
Atildel: "The Serpent's Stone. I never thought I'd live to see it. It's huge."
Turuk Redclaws: "Turuk has seen bigger."
Atildel: "It's a marvel of Nedic sorcery. Imagine—the literal essence of all our troubles in Craglorn trapped in one place. A miracle stone."
Turuk Redclaws: "Turuk's stones are an equal miracle. Admittedly not Nedic."
Atildel: "You're disgusting."
Turuk Redclaws: "Turuk tries."
The most savage quotes come from guards with bounty collection, and NPCs responding to failed pick-pocketing attempts though--I don't remember any verbatim, but the sass is on point
"the Maulborn smell like daedra" - delirious Dunmer (I don't know why but it tickles)
"hey! you made me break my lockpick!!" - angry mercenary from time to time when I get too close to them near a chest
"Vivec's quivering backside...again? you already took my gold. what next, the lint in my coin purse?" - traveling Dunmer merchant who I've intimidated & robbed previously
and pretty much anything that comes out of Cadwell's mouth
dip me in the blood of mortals and throw me to the Dremora
"I doubt the God of Schemes is wasting time with idle chatter. Perhaps we should follow his example."
(Does anybody have the exact quote for that? I misplaced it long ago, although it used to be my signature on Tamriel Foundy. I presume it's pretty late in the main quest ...)
Edited by FrancisCrawford on September 3, 2019 12:18PM
Valaste when you ask about Uncle Sheo: "Well, look on the bright side. You're still upright on two legs. You're not inside-out, or bright purple, or afflicted with new, angry limbs. It could be worse."
Random daedra in IC: "No Khajiit. Cat flesh is too gamey."
RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
"The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing." - Lyris
"HEY, YOU ALL HATE EACH OTHER, REMEMBER?!" - Sheogorath
And many of Hiath's comments during Dragonstar Arena, with my fav being "Seriously, EXAMINE the tiles!"
"We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect." TryxusoftheUndyingSong - Warden - PC/EU
I have hundreds of screenshots with interesting or funny things from NPCs...
But I've finally done questing in Murkmire two months ago, and overall it was truly the best content I've experienced in ESO so far! I never cried so much over a game story as I did in the end, so well written and so touching I still cry when I look at screenshots and read the lines from the last quest...
I will post just a little of all the memorable lines (some contain spoilers for Murkmire, so I will put those screenshots under spoiler tags).
1) "There's nothing quite so peaceful as casting a line. It's like an anchor for tranquility."
2) "Taking a life closes more doors than it opens."
Spoiler
3) "Everything changes, but nothing ends."
Spoiler
4) "If you fall here, you fall to the Void. So do not fall."
In Elden Root when you go up to see the Wilderking (I think) there are several npcs waiting to see him apparently as one in the group says as you head to the king...
OMG...
For me it has to be the dialog from quest that Abnur Tharn sends you on to investigate 3 disturbances in Northern Elsweyr. For one of them, you meet two Kajits (Asazeh & Thaeduna) who are examining a dead ogrim. When you start the conversation, Asazeh yells out "...Don't Touch The Dead Thing..." and I laughed my a$$ off😂🤣. It's not so much what he says but the way he says it. I enjoyed the line so much, I created a new character JUST to hear it again.
So, remember fellow ESO-Players - when you're roaming around Tamriel... Don't Touch The Dead Thing!!🤣
I need another drink like I need a head in the hole. (Drunk Nord in Whiterun)
"Cadwell is the oldest of the Soul Shriven. After years of torment, Soul Shriven usually go insane and turn feral, but not Cadwell. He was already insane before he left Tamriel. Mad as a box of frogs, but completely harmless. You'll see." (Lyris in tutorial)
Edited by AcadianPaladin on September 3, 2019 11:54AM
"You're the one who saved the queen, ey? You don't look that special!"
Spoiler
-Dude, I saved the queen, defeated Molag Bal, stopped Baar Dau from crashing into Morrowind, saved Sotha Sil, made pacts with daedric princes to stop the destruction of Crystal Tower and reality, I have slain dragons that tried to devour the moon's, became a Psijic, a master thief, a silencer and I have a room in an inn! But ok, I'm nothing special. At least I don't have to stand around a flag to guard some farm all day 🤪
PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade