what's your favourite npc saying in eso

Naftal

"Hurry! With passing time, every indecision becomes a decision."

Or something along those lines. Said by the Prophet in the old tutorial.

Hamish999

"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" ...

Everstorm

Rigurt the Brash in Wrothgar: most excellent greetings!

Inaya

Anything Sereyne the drunk mage kitty says!

beadabow

Lyris Titanborn: "What? You son of a ***!"
<Lyris punches Abnur in the face.>
Abnur Tharn: "Gah! Are you insane? Get away from me, you brutish she-troll!"

Or:

Abnur Tharn: "Dank corridors, crumbling walls, nauseating smells. This place has all the charm of a Riften brothel. It must feel very much like home to you, Titanborn."
Lyris Titanborn: "You mean a crypt filled with the rotting corpses of inbred kings and failed statesmen. Must be what it's like at a Tharn family reunion."
Sai Sahan: "It is more pleasant in the summer months."

LurgidBean

"Once I misplaced an entire roast chicken, so this doesn't surprise me."

I've only heard it from one NPC assassin in Vvardenfell after emptying his pockets, since you can't pick-pick-stab him. The casual delivery of the line makes it even better.
I love it so much it is my signature.

CristiC

"It's here!" - Riften
"Someone call the guards so I can see what happens next!" (spoken by a khajiit)
"You have the thieving skills of a dead mubcrab" (spoken by a khajiit)
Not really a saying but still funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vSU7YJ2RFc

Raisin

To tESt thEsE chALleNgErs
And anything else from the mouth of the Beastmaster. Best voice acting.

Tamriellnes

That Kahjit banker in Rawhl'ka with that slick look:
"You can trust this one"

Just like every other untrustable one would say

xylena_lazarow

That flesh atronach was sewn poorly. A master's touch is needed.

Daimonion82

Almost everything from Abnur Tharn, I just love how Alfred Molina is voicing him. One of my favourites: "I'm shocked your lack of education and repeated blows to the head haven't dulled your wit, Titanborn".

Eraldus

"Have you seem how Idessa carries on with that dark elf? It's disgusting!"

"I love visiting the forge. It's always so toasty here!"

Not only Dalen Steelhand is racist, but he just spends his time at the forge gossiping, instead of actually doing something useful and working for Windhelm.

This dude is the definition of uselessness.

r34lian

"Do you know how long....."

Number_51

"I'll slit your throats right here, damn you!"

Menaelion, a Bosmer, in Velyn Harbor. Actually all of her lines taken together are pretty great. She goes from sweet to murderous trying to coax her oxen back onto the path. The first time I heard it I though she was talking to me.

Kuramas9tails

LOOK! I GOT CLEAN SOCKS!

Tan9oSuccka

Look! I’ve got clean socks!

EvilAutoTech

Of course this one is drunk. But we can still make a deal, yes?

J'zurarr

Don't you just love the feel of wood in your hands? So hard, so thick, so ready to reveal its true form as you apply sweat and muscle to the task.... Oo, I get excited just thinking about it!

Arielle Jegnole

And I just love it when Skulldaughter Hjolbel says to my very tiny Bosmers:

Aren't you a tall glass of mead?

ihazzit

"I think you'll love it here. Or hate it. Or one of the two, certainly." - Sheogorath referring to his chateau. Or perhaps the forums.

"Are you feeling enlightened? Lighter? Lit? Why you would want to keep mucking around in Tamriel is quite beyond me. Nasty place." - Caldwell after you finish the Silver quests. Also perhaps using Tamriel as a metaphor for the forums.

"This one? Injured? Nobody can injure Razum-dar. He is invincible ... but he must ask that you talk quickly. He does not think he will be awake long." - During the Dune quests, the tone he utilizes is spot on for some comic relief.

ShawnLaRock

“And you’d do well to loosen that cod-piece. By The Eight! - what a killjoy!”

S.

Shadow_Akula

Raisin wrote: »

To tESt thEsE chALleNgErs
And anything else from the mouth of the Beastmaster. Best voice acting.

“Impossible! How did you win!” 😂

SirPilky

I need to speak with Magister Gothren.
"Yeah? Well I need a stiff drink and a good plow, but you don't see me knocking on strangers' doors bellyaching about it. - Midiri Berathi

Tommy_The_Gun

"I don't seem to be making much progress"
- Some random NPC in Stormhold crafting area.

MojaveHeld

For me, it has to be the one from Lurgonash gro-Dugronk, the Orc banker in Port Hunding on Stros M'kai.

"The last time anyone tried to crack open my vault, he died. He died because I hit him. That's security you can trust. That's the gro-Dugronk promise."

Aektann

"Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or a lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers and lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything? "

Saucy_Jack

IT'S NADDA ROOMAH!

Vhozek

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU"

Said nobody.

Cirantille

Do you know how long I have been looking for you?

Bobby_V_Rockit

Anything that starts with:
- “Initiate! The guild needs you!”
- “Comrade! A word!”
- “Do you know how long i’ve been looking for you?!”
- “Hey! Fancy man!”

Shawn_PT

There's a Nord guard that, when aggroed, will yell out "We're fighting!! We're alright!!!"

Also in a very condescending tone: "You have all the thieving skills of a dead mudcrab...."

jainiadral

In a delve, "I shouldn't have to explain things I never said,"