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ESO Waifus...
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
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CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!1 -
ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
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✭✭✭✭Lol. Glad to see others are understanding of this light-hearted thread, and aren’t taking it too seriously. This is good indeed. This was just a silly thread I decided to come up with to discuss the NPC’s that people either have a crush on, or feel very attached to. Nothing more or less.
I find myself irritated by Shalidor...but I kind of enjoy his moodiness
I like Riba, the Khajiit armor sales/repair person in rawl'kla; I will go out of my way to have her do the repairs to my equipment
Most of my female characters really like the banker in Port Hunding. If there is a movie version of eso I have a few suggestions for actors.....
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
Aliyavana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭@Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
got anymore adorable bosmer pics?1 -
Shawn_PT✭✭✭✭✭
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*lies on a platter with an apple in the mouth*
Now seriously, she wouldn't eat someone who helps lure more victi--- I mean guests to her lair, would she? I mean she doesn't exactly have access to a buffet down there.Edited by Shawn_PT on November 26, 2017 11:26PM2 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
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*lies on a platter with an apple in the mouth*
Now seriously, she wouldn't eat someone who helps lure more victi--- I mean guests to her lair, would she? I mean she doesn't exactly have access to a buffet down there.
''We'd love to have you over in our lair, er, house. I'm sure you'd make a delicious, I mean, entertaining guest. My waifu is really looking forward to eat you. Oh, did I say 'eat' - I meant 'meet' of course, ahah! Don't keep us waiting!''0 -
ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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Zorvan✭✭✭✭The treating of women, even fictional ones, as objects never ceases to send shivers down my spine.
But a shirtless, impossibly physically perfect man wouldn't bother you at all, right? Of course not.
#endvirtuesignalingI've been muted since November 2017 because of the whiny crybabies on this forum and the liberal ZOS employees coddling them.7 -
Runs✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Eveli Sharp-Arrow from wrothgar
and not only because she happens to be a cute little bosmer (not as crazy about them as some) but because her character arc in that story was GREAT even if stereotypical.
leaves to go on adventures, finds out its not all its cracked up to be (and that sometimes right =/= legal) and has to reconsider life choices. I hope we run into her again.
I know many will say naryu, but she has gone full blown mary sue and kind of annoys me at this point.
Imma go with Eveli too.NSFW-TG era 64-bit bug... If you haven't seen any of the threads from back then you should, they are hilarious.
Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
At Writs End - A place to complete master writs0 -
Aliyavana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The treating of women, even fictional ones, as objects never ceases to send shivers down my spine.
I really hate it when men in this game appear shirtless and the majority of them have killer abs as it makes me feel objectified and it makes me feel like I'm below average as if the perfect man is one with killer abs and are all pretty attractive facially. Also seeing all these women objectify Darien and other men really creeps me out Edited by Aliyavana on November 27, 2017 6:21AM7 -
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✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »
Yes you have.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Or proud. I forget which.
It isn’t my fault. Im like 6’7 and around 300lbs. Im like a baby titan. Well, without the people eating. Tall women are so hard to find. So it isn’t really my fault!!!
Without the people eating he says.... shame, some girls are into that you know XD
Yes.. Bosmer people.0 -
runagate✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭@Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
got anymore adorable bosmer pics?
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✭JamieAubrey wrote: »SOmeone tell my old [snip] what the f a Waifu is
Anime inspired mutilation of the word Wife. Labeling a fictional character, usually in an Anime, that you'd like to spend your life romantically with. Male version is a "Husbandu", though not nearly as commonly used.
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Why dont they just say husband or wife then?0 -
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✭✭Bobby_V_Rockit wrote: »JamieAubrey wrote: »SOmeone tell my old [snip] what the f a Waifu is
Anime inspired mutilation of the word Wife. Labeling a fictional character, usually in an Anime, that you'd like to spend your life romantically with. Male version is a "Husbandu", though not nearly as commonly used.
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Why dont they just say husband or wife then?
Because that would imply a real person with their own feelings, ideas and opinions.P2P offered you 'hell yeah!' moments. F2P offers you 'thank god its over' moments.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »Bobby_V_Rockit wrote: »JamieAubrey wrote: »SOmeone tell my old [snip] what the f a Waifu is
Anime inspired mutilation of the word Wife. Labeling a fictional character, usually in an Anime, that you'd like to spend your life romantically with. Male version is a "Husbandu", though not nearly as commonly used.
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Why dont they just say husband or wife then?
Because that would imply a real person with their own feelings, ideas and opinions.
Also it's because in Japanese consonants rarely stand alone. The only exception being N. So husband becomes husbando/husbandu and wife becomes waifu.This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.1 -
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✭khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »Bobby_V_Rockit wrote: »JamieAubrey wrote: »SOmeone tell my old [snip] what the f a Waifu is
Anime inspired mutilation of the word Wife. Labeling a fictional character, usually in an Anime, that you'd like to spend your life romantically with. Male version is a "Husbandu", though not nearly as commonly used.
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Why dont they just say husband or wife then?
Because that would imply a real person with their own feelings, ideas and opinions.
Also it's because in Japanese consonants rarely stand alone. The only exception being N. So husband becomes husbando/husbandu and wife becomes waifu.
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Ratzkifal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭But let's get back to TES related stuff. Out of the Daedric princes, who would you consider a waifu/husbando candidate assuming they have the gender they appear as, with Hermaeus Mora and Peryite being male for this purpose.
For me a waifu Daedra would probably be Azura simply because she somehow see seems kinder than the others to me.
Husbando... probably Sanguine or Clavicus Vile.Edited by Ratzkifal on November 27, 2017 8:20AMThis Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.0 -
Aliyavana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭@Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
got anymore adorable bosmer pics?
That's the first adorable argonian I've seen which is rare for argonians4 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭But let's get back to TES related stuff. Out of the Daedric princes, who would you consider a waifu/husbando candidate assuming they have the gender they appear as, with Hermaeus Mora and Peryite being male for this purpose.
For me a waifu Daedra would probably be Azura simply because she somehow see seems kinder than the others to me.
Husbando... probably Sanguine or Clavicus Vile.
My favourite in general is Meridia, but I found Mephala (at least they way she interacted with the vestige in one quest) to be very seductive. No wonder I like Velidreth
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✭✭✭@Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
got anymore adorable bosmer pics?
That's the first adorable argonian I've seen which is rare for argonians
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✭✭✭✭✭@Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
got anymore adorable bosmer pics?
That's the first adorable argonian I've seen which is rare for argonians
Dat Argonian facepalm
"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."1
