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ESO Waifus...

  • nimbli
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    coop500 wrote: »
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    *Raises hand* I'm a 19 year old girl that plays!

    But yes I have noticed that all the other fellow females I have found, like 80% of them are closer to the age of my mom. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting, they are often married, have kids and such.

    Yar, beware those who have killed Naggy :pensive:

    Naggy?

    In an old MMO called Everques (1999) there was a raid target called Nagafen, or Naggy. a flame dragon.

    I am not a new MMO player, Mr. Champ. This *** is not new to me.
  • Pink_E_808
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    Gwendis. Love at first sight, or bite, lol. <3<3<3
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Lol, this thread now has me wondering if any of the devs have any in-game waifus. :p

    Oh, and to those who are laughing and having a good kick out of this thread? Keep on laughing and living it up. That was my intention in making this thread. To brighten up the mood a bit.
    Edited by Ch4mpTW on November 26, 2017 2:08AM
  • Ratzkifal
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Lol, this thread now has me wondering if any of the devs have any in-game waifus. :p

    Oh you bet they have. They just won't tell because they are not supposed to have a favorite child ^^
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Lol, this thread now has me wondering if any of the devs have any in-game waifus. :p

    Oh you bet they have. They just won't tell because they are not supposed to have a favorite child ^^

    Bet ya 50 gold that the majority of the devs have crushes on Bosmer. :p
  • Waffennacht
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    I can't believe I actually read every post in this thread
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  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    By the way, if someone runs a few feet past you, stops, then continues on, they might be checking you out. Up close. That happens a lot, more on my female characters than my male characters, but definitely both. When I was dressed up for Witches Festival in a costume, it happened quite a bit.

    I admit that I am guilty of that. People rarely take the time to appreciate what others spend hours on during character creation and I like to compliment particularly well-designed/dressed characters. Often you will also receive a friendly compliment from me. Sometimes these people are moving though :(
    But I never hit on others outside of RP with permission.

    There’s a lot of beautiful characters out there. Some of the most incredible characters I’ve ever witnessed, I’ve encounteree on these very forums. Do a bit of digging around, and see for yourself just how amazing some people have made their characters turn out.

    Actually... @NewBlacksmurf do you mind linking an image of 1 of your characters? You tend to have very beautiful characters.
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    nimbli wrote: »
    Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.

    @nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken. :)

    This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.

    Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.

    Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.

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    Women definitely give you their real number.

    Lol. I’m not fishing for any numbers, tho’. I’m beyond all that. :p

    @Ch4mpTW
    Pics coming soon, not ZOS soon :smile:

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    May look funny without hdr (above)

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    Edited by NewBlacksmurf on November 26, 2017 4:04AM
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    By the way, if someone runs a few feet past you, stops, then continues on, they might be checking you out. Up close. That happens a lot, more on my female characters than my male characters, but definitely both. When I was dressed up for Witches Festival in a costume, it happened quite a bit.

    I admit that I am guilty of that. People rarely take the time to appreciate what others spend hours on during character creation and I like to compliment particularly well-designed/dressed characters. Often you will also receive a friendly compliment from me. Sometimes these people are moving though :(
    But I never hit on others outside of RP with permission.

    There’s a lot of beautiful characters out there. Some of the most incredible characters I’ve ever witnessed, I’ve encounteree on these very forums. Do a bit of digging around, and see for yourself just how amazing some people have made their characters turn out.

    Actually... @NewBlacksmurf do you mind linking an image of 1 of your characters? You tend to have very beautiful characters.
    nimbli wrote: »
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    nimbli wrote: »
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    nimbli wrote: »
    Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.

    @nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken. :)

    This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.

    Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.

    Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.

    4f9.jpg

    Women definitely give you their real number.

    Lol. I’m not fishing for any numbers, tho’. I’m beyond all that. :p

    @Ch4mpTW
    Pics coming soon, not ZOS soon :smile:

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    May look funny without hdr (above)

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    @Ratzkifal See what I mean? Absolutely stunning characters. I just wish I could make awesome characters like that. It had to have taken quite a long time to make such beautiful characters, and get all of the proportions smoothed out.
  • Corpier
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    All your waifus are garbage!


    That is all.
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    Corpier: Orc - Stamina Nightblade
    Corpier: Orc - Stamina Sorcerer
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    A Posteriori: Darkelf - Magicka Dragonknight
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    Corpier: Breton - Magicka Templar
    Corpíer: Orc - Stamina Templar
    CorpÌer: Orc - Stamina Warden
    Corpier: Orc - Stamina Necromancer
    Logen'Bloody-Nine'Fingers: Orc - Stamina Dragonknight
  • ArchMikem
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    Pics coming soon, not ZOS soon :smile:

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    I didn't know Mazzatun Light emphasized the Breasts so much. But then the stupid bird skulls ruin it for me.

    I like your Nord btw. (she is a Nord right?)
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  • Ratzkifal
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    @Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
    So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
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    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    @Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
    So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
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    Very nice. You’ve made a lovely lady indeed. :)
  • Aliyavana
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    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    @Ch4mpTW I would post pictures of my characters if i knew how to take "the perfect screenshot". So far screenshot addons didn't satisfy my perfectionism and the default angles are just bad.
    So here you have the a portrait of my Bosmer, because people here seem to like those in particular.
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    awww
  • Pheefs
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    Kharnis wrote: »
    That none of you have mentioned Gwendis proves that none of you should be posting here.

    /haughty sniff

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    Pink_E_808 wrote: »
    Gwendis. Love at first sight, or bite, lol. <3<3<3

    but Gwendis' heart belongs to another.
    *le sigh*
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  • Darkhorse1975
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    vrine wrote: »
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    The treating of women, even fictional ones, as objects never ceases to send shivers down my spine.

    Does it also bother you that I purchased them all for around 50 bucks?

    No. As I said, treating women as objects just grosses me out. That's all there is to it.

    What about treating objects as women?
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  • DieAlteHexe
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    coop500 wrote: »
    *Raises hand* I'm a 19 year old girl that plays!

    But yes I have noticed that all the other fellow females I have found, like 80% of them are closer to the age of my mom. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting, they are often married, have kids and such.

    And some of us are even retired, some have grandkids.

    My generation is the one that invented computer gaming so not awfully surprising we still play, even us old biddies. ;)

    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • Jade1986
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    nimbli wrote: »
    coop500 wrote: »
    *Raises hand* I'm a 19 year old girl that plays!

    But yes I have noticed that all the other fellow females I have found, like 80% of them are closer to the age of my mom. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting, they are often married, have kids and such.

    Yar, beware those who have killed Naggy :pensive:

    31 yrs old here, people think im 21 in rl tho, so its whatever. ^-^
  • TheShadowScout
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    What about treating objects as women?
    ...don't worry, we won't judge you... :p;)
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    What about treating objects as women?
    ...don't worry, we won't judge you... :p;)

    We will... we just won’t tell you about it. Mostly we will just laugh about it with our friends. :p
  • Idinuse
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Who is best grill and waifu of ESO? Also, why is it that you feel this way?

    For me personally, it is the little Bosmer lady in Elden Root who happens to be a clothier. She’s so perfect and well-spoken... If only I could have her added to my house as a maid. Q_Q

    Waifu ≠ maid.
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    Idinuse wrote: »
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Who is best grill and waifu of ESO? Also, why is it that you feel this way?

    For me personally, it is the little Bosmer lady in Elden Root who happens to be a clothier. She’s so perfect and well-spoken... If only I could have her added to my house as a maid. Q_Q

    Waifu ≠ maid.

    So that's why she left. Dang.

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    Edited by Elsonso on November 26, 2017 1:40PM
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  • TheShadowScout
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    What about treating objects as women?
    ...don't worry, we won't judge you... :p;)

    We will... we just won’t tell you about it. Mostly we will just laugh about it with our friends. :p
    Darn, now you told! It was supposed to stay a secret! :p;)
  • SlayerSyrena
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    Needs more Titanborn love in here ...

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    Cyndril - Bosmer Vampire Nightblade - Dual Wield Blades and Bow

    ***Member of the closed early beta group, The Psijic Order***
    Guest on first ESO Live
    My ESO fan art and comics
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Needs more Titanborn love in here ...

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    Lmao. Terminator Titanborn. Molag Bal better watch out.
    Edited by Ch4mpTW on November 26, 2017 5:05PM
  • SisterGoat
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    Terminator Titanborn is gonna kick him in the Molag Balls.
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    Jumps-In-Lava - Magicka Dragon Knight
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  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Needs more Titanborn love in here ...

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    And I thought the Attack on Titan, Titan waifus Jokes we’re as wrong as this thread could get. Thanks for raising the bar.
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    And I thought the Attack on Titan, Titan waifus Jokes we’re as wrong as this thread could get. Thanks for raising the bar.

    You're welcome.

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    Cyndril - Bosmer Vampire Nightblade - Dual Wield Blades and Bow

    ***Member of the closed early beta group, The Psijic Order***
    Guest on first ESO Live
    My ESO fan art and comics
  • Cadbury
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    Needs more Titanborn love in here ...

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    "Get to da choppa, Vestige!"

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    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • wyterice24b14_ESO
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Needs more Titanborn love in here ...

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    "Get to da choppa, Vestige!"

    "It's not a tooma!"

    HAHAHA!!
    Happy Patch day!
  • RobDaCool
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    Seems like all the good ones are taken. :lol:

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