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ESO Waifus...
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✭✭✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »
Yes you have.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Or proud. I forget which.
It isn’t my fault. Im like 6’7 and around 300lbs. Im like a baby titan. Well, without the people eating. Tall women are so hard to find. So it isn’t really my fault!!!
Does this mean you finally remembered?
LMAO! Hell naw, bruh!
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✭✭✭✭✭Waffennacht wrote: »The fact that OP accidentally (unknowingly) dated a female eso player that turned out to be a guy, makes this thread all the more entertaining
I had someone flirt with my main several times. And soon into the conversation they say " wait, youre not a guy right ? " I just laughed.
The majority of my characters are relatively good looking female (I never intended it to be that way, but none of my male characters stuck around for long, with one exception). For some reason I get mistaken for a girl very often, probably because I am a kind person and use a lot of emoticons
I was even in the situation where someone thought I was joking when I said I am a guy in real life and of course I got hit on too. I just try to take it as a compliment xPThis Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.0 -
Radinyn✭✭✭✭✭"Some say people with waifus aren't lonely,
Some say M'aiq is a liar.
Don't belive either of those things."
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Like mentioned, Naryu is more the big sister type for my taste. And always gave me the feel in a pinch, she would choose the Morag Tong over her lovers...On a more serious note... I have yet to encounter any NPC that -I. would think of like: "Yes! That is lover material!" in ESO. There are some for friends, "big sister" (naryu) or comrades, but... none that I really feel "I want this one as my characters mate!"... Buuuut, I guess I already know I am wierd, and find it quite difficult to find people compartible in that way with my wierdness, so... no surprise there.
Well, who comes closest then? Naryu?
Evili Sharp-Arrow is another close one, as would be Little Leaf or Nicolette... but while all those are cute, and one of them tought us the truth about "what is brown and sticky"... they are still a bit too much "little sister" type for me I guess.
Lyranth... is interesting, and if she truly were interested in a relationship (and not just into using her rusty hooks), might come close... as might Velsa of the thieves guild storyline (if she hadn't already a kitty girlfriend)...
Fatahala in the Manor of Revelry also comes close... buuut, she is already falling for Stibbons. What a guy. Daedra want him, ghosts want to be him...
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nimbli✭✭✭Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I do enjoy playing characters of both genders and write stories based on them, they aren't extensions of myself, but puppets to that I give life, a personality (or more), a backstory, a purpose and I don't like to pretend that I'm a girl IRL even for a bit of fun so I tell them straight away that I'm a guy and become totally ignored by those that were very friendly with me at first.
Male or female, I play the character in the game, including in chat, but I don't respond to pick up lines, offers to do certain emotes, or anything sexual in nature. I also don't set them straight about my gender. I just leave it with whatever they are imagining, since it is unlikely that I will ever see them again. If I do, it is unlikely they will remember me.
That said, I don't get many pick up lines in the game, male or female. My female characters have received suggestions that I do an emote, which is sort of creepy. What sort of girl do they think I am?!
By the way, if someone runs a few feet past you, stops, then continues on, they might be checking you out. Up close. That happens a lot, more on my female characters than my male characters, but definitely both. When I was dressed up for Witches Festival in a costume, it happened quite a bit.1 -
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✭✭✭Eveli Sharp-Arrow from wrothgar
and not only because she happens to be a cute little bosmer (not as crazy about them as some) but because her character arc in that story was GREAT even if stereotypical.
leaves to go on adventures, finds out its not all its cracked up to be (and that sometimes right =/= legal) and has to reconsider life choices. I hope we run into her again.
I know many will say naryu, but she has gone full blown mary sue and kind of annoys me at this point.
Eveli is the hottest, yes!!
just look at her!!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gCc2eywKqT8/maxresdefault.jpgEdited by altemriel on November 25, 2017 10:41PM2 -
Ch4mpTW✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.Edited by Ch4mpTW on November 25, 2017 10:44PM2 -
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✭✭✭✭Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.
What the hell man? Get off my cloud! Chicks dig the forum stars, playa.Edited by vyndral13preub18_ESO on November 26, 2017 1:01PM4 -
nimbli✭✭✭Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.
Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.
Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.
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✭✭✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »By the way, if someone runs a few feet past you, stops, then continues on, they might be checking you out. Up close. That happens a lot, more on my female characters than my male characters, but definitely both. When I was dressed up for Witches Festival in a costume, it happened quite a bit.
I admit that I am guilty of that. People rarely take the time to appreciate what others spend hours on during character creation and I like to compliment particularly well-designed/dressed characters. Often you will also receive a friendly compliment from me. Sometimes these people are moving though
But I never hit on others outside of RP with permission.
This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.1 -
nimbli✭✭✭Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.
Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.
Women definitely give you their real number.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »By the way, if someone runs a few feet past you, stops, then continues on, they might be checking you out. Up close. That happens a lot, more on my female characters than my male characters, but definitely both. When I was dressed up for Witches Festival in a costume, it happened quite a bit.
I admit that I am guilty of that. People rarely take the time to appreciate what others spend hours on during character creation and I like to compliment particularly well-designed/dressed characters. Often you will also receive a friendly compliment from me. Sometimes these people are moving though
But I never hit on others outside of RP with permission.
There’s a lot of beautiful characters out there. Some of the most incredible characters I’ve ever witnessed, I’ve encounteree on these very forums. Do a bit of digging around, and see for yourself just how amazing some people have made their characters turn out.
Actually... @NewBlacksmurf do you mind linking an image of 1 of your characters? You tend to have very beautiful characters.Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.
Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.
Women definitely give you their real number.
Lol. I’m not fishing for any numbers, tho’. I’m beyond all that.
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nimbli✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »By the way, if someone runs a few feet past you, stops, then continues on, they might be checking you out. Up close. That happens a lot, more on my female characters than my male characters, but definitely both. When I was dressed up for Witches Festival in a costume, it happened quite a bit.
I admit that I am guilty of that. People rarely take the time to appreciate what others spend hours on during character creation and I like to compliment particularly well-designed/dressed characters. Often you will also receive a friendly compliment from me. Sometimes these people are moving though
But I never hit on others outside of RP with permission.
There’s a lot of beautiful characters out there. Some of the most incredible characters I’ve ever witnessed, I’ve encounteree on these very forums. Do a bit of digging around, and see for yourself just how amazing some people have made their characters turn out.
Actually... @NewBlacksmurf do you mind linking an image of 1 of your characters? You tend to have very beautiful characters.Between "grill," "waifu," and "bruh" I am checking the pepper spray in my purse. Seriously, lotsa women don't like that ***.
@nimbli While I never intentionally go out of my way to offend someone, I’m also not here to make women feel attracted towards me. If it happens, that’s what’s up. If it doesn’t, oh well. Lol. I didn’t register on this forum to bag broads. N’ah. Cyber dating isn’t my cup of tea. Plus, I have a special someone outside of the Internet already. I’m happily taken.
This is a video game forum, and this thread was created to add a bit of silliness and comedy to soften-up the forums a bit. There’s been a lot of negativity in circulation due to: Crown crate topics, lag topics, load screen topics, etc. And I just wanted to try and add a bit of lighthearted energy into the mix.
Lol. That’s funny, however. A goofy thread on a video game forum asking who people have crushes on, and find attractive has a person checking for pepper spray. Top lel.
Pfft, offend. It's just nasty.
Women definitely give you their real number.
Lol. I’m not fishing for any numbers, tho’. I’m beyond all that.
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✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »
Yes you have.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Or proud. I forget which.
It isn’t my fault. Im like 6’7 and around 300lbs. Im like a baby titan. Well, without the people eating. Tall women are so hard to find. So it isn’t really my fault!!!
Without the people eating he says.... shame, some girls are into that you know XD
Edited by coop500 on November 26, 2017 12:01AMWishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I hope this thread doesn’t die. It’s just too hilarious.
I’m looking forward to the sequel: “Which ESO character would you most like to meet at a Furry Convention?”PC NA - @dazkt - Dazk Ardoonkt / Sir Thogalot / Dask Dragoh’t / Dazk Dragoh’t / El Thogardo
Stream: twitch.tv/THOGARDvsThePeasants
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nimbli✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »
Yes you have.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Or proud. I forget which.
It isn’t my fault. Im like 6’7 and around 300lbs. Im like a baby titan. Well, without the people eating. Tall women are so hard to find. So it isn’t really my fault!!!
Without the people eating he says.... shame, some girls are into that you know XD
Where the Wild Things Are isn't as bad as the reviews state. It's kinda cute.1 -
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✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »
Yes you have.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Or proud. I forget which.
It isn’t my fault. Im like 6’7 and around 300lbs. Im like a baby titan. Well, without the people eating. Tall women are so hard to find. So it isn’t really my fault!!!
Without the people eating he says.... shame, some girls are into that you know XD
Where the Wild Things Are isn't as bad as the reviews state. It's kinda cute.
Hmm yes, that scene was... odd. I watched it awhile ago.Wishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?1 -
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Unless you are one of those weird people that meet their S.O. on the internet and fall in love emotionally before meeting/seeing what the person looks like.
Call me Dr. Strange.
...it was a life lesson. An amazing ride, but a life lesson.Girls playing ESO aren't that rare, never felt surprised when I meet one,
Every woman I've found on ESO has been way older than me. Like, mid life with kids. I've only spoken to one who's my age.
Edited by ArchMikem on November 26, 2017 12:20AMCP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!1 -
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Has a picture of an ape facepalming whats so seriousTequilaFire wrote: »
Oh dont take life so seriously. Yeesh.0 -
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✭Darien is delicious.
As is Jakarn.
And a random Breton mercenary in some camp in the Alik'r Desert.
And an imperial dude trapped in some fort in Reapers March.Edited by ProfessorKittyhawk on November 26, 2017 12:42AM2 -
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✭✭✭*Raises hand* I'm a 19 year old girl that plays!
But yes I have noticed that all the other fellow females I have found, like 80% of them are closer to the age of my mom. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting, they are often married, have kids and such.
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nimbli✭✭✭*Raises hand* I'm a 19 year old girl that plays!
But yes I have noticed that all the other fellow females I have found, like 80% of them are closer to the age of my mom. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting, they are often married, have kids and such.
Yar, beware those who have killed Naggy
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coop500✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭*Raises hand* I'm a 19 year old girl that plays!
But yes I have noticed that all the other fellow females I have found, like 80% of them are closer to the age of my mom. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting, they are often married, have kids and such.
Yar, beware those who have killed Naggy
Naggy?Wishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?0
