Angry Individual: "It took 12 of you to beat me? How horrible are you?"
Me: "Well you made the choice to try to solo bomb all of us at once. Did you want us to pause to draw straws to see the order that we attack you one at a time?"
My funniest experience is getting teabagged by 12 players:) I was chasing scroll group alone and got killed after carrier dropped scroll, the whole group tebagged me in turns before running with scroll. Really funny experience:)
Also got ragewhisper saying that healers are cheaters
Some classics over the years, one of which was a player in 2014 in pvp and he/she attacked me, then went running into a swamp to escape me, so I killed him/her, and got whisper saying, `Why are you so mean, I just wanted to kill you but you did not die:( so I went to swim and thought you would not see me, you are so so so mean`.
Never forgot it.
I almost died laughing.
Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.
Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..
Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)
Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
Harrods
I enjoy it when people get so upset over a video game they start raging it’s kind of amusing. It’s like watching a child throw a tantrum when something didn’t go the way it wanted. Here is some I have gotten: https://imgur.com/yd8qUbK I think the funniest was the one where this person started to go on about honor and what not like cyrodiil was feudal japan. That person is the one in the pic threatening that I will die every time they see me. I seriously think some people who play this game need psychotherapy.
Never really got any rage whispers worth noting. Definitely a lot of salty susans participating in unsportspersonlike conduct and completely degenerate behavior. Some not even over anything in game, just forum warriors mad that they got destroyed. Very rare, though, only the scummiest do that sort of thing.
Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
I had just the opposite the other day. Got into a fight and got hit with a load screen. When the load screen ended, I was dead and had several whispers from the guy talking all kinds of smack. No big deal, I was close to a keep, hit respawn and was back to the same spot real quick. Well this hero was still there, apparently full of beans and ready to go. The second round went vastly different, and after he died, I let him know I got hit with a load screen the first fight. He didn't respond back.
Well, there's salt, but occasionally there's sugar as well. One time, I was sneaking around Bleakers scouting a group of EPs or ADs (don't remember) that were gathering in front of the main gate. When I turned around one of those rocks, I ran directly into one of them who was also in sneak. I instantly got whispered by this player with a heart warming ":-D". Instead of him and his fellows wiping the floor with my dead body, we just turned around and went our way. A few minutes later, we had some nice cross-faction conversation.
I get whispers from EP and AD all the time. But I really can't remember the players that sent them or what they said. Surely they weren't as funny or as entertaining as yours truly. I even get whispers from lightweights on DC more often than you'd think!
I meme, but my memes are so truthful they hurt -Elder Nightblades Online Want competitive pvp while being outnumbered? Tough luck, the devs clearly said you have to die in those situations
The funniest is when a player attacks you at a resource they own and you are solo against them and the guards. After you kill all of the npc's and the player by using a Ulti they whisper you to complain about the destro ulti that you used. Now lets think about the cowards that gank players that are solo at resources where they are hiding inside the broken arse guards that spam triple negates and eclipses like they are on CE......Really you think you have skills...Get out into the open field and prove you can fight instead of being that coward hiding in the comfort of the broken mechanics........And no you don't even deserve to T-bag anyone when you practice that cowardly behavior.
One time, while I was pvping, I was accidentally whispered a slightly angry whisper from a friend saying "Stop stealing my siege" when I'm not on the same faction as him. It was pretty funny.
For the love of Kyne, buff sorc. PC NACP 2100+Star-Sïnger - Khajiit Magicka Sorc - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror vMA/vBRP/vDSA no death/vHel Ra HM/vAA HM/vSO HM/vMoL HM/vHoF HM/vAS +2/vCR+3/vSS HMs/vKA HMs/vVH/vRG Oax HM/vDSR
Not really a rage whisper, but one of my favorites. So cute and fuzzy.
-PvP Characters-
AD Mag DK, Mc Flabben
AD Mag Templar, Gorrest
AD Mag Sorc, Edrene Kingsley
AD MagWarden, Mc Woflen
EP Stam Sorc, Elder Procs Online
DC Stam DK, One Shot Online
Not getting many whispers lately, but the zone chat is just as enjoyable. Here is a selection of messages that made me grin
"HE IS A MACRO SHIELDING **** SORC FFS YOU WON'T BEAT HIM"
"Fasold why you not play with yourself"?
"****ing harry potter looking ****er"
"ignore fasold, shield stacking macro bot"
"you ruin the game with your gameplay"
"ask his build and tell us we must learn the wonder secrets. please let us plebs know lol super ultra mega blaster fasold build"
"waldo and fasold pure trolls and monkeys"
"there is no point to try to kill fasold"
"Fasold needs to be nerfed"
"Fasold the blue hulk"
"they just need to send Fasold and his crew he wipes the AD"
"is it true that you cheat?"
“Fasold getting on my nerves here ;( WTF is it with him this dude is so invincible and deadly”
“Hexiss sleeping like a baby for 3 hours now, time to get things rolling! AD make points before the monsters awake! Fasold sleeping too? I seduced them ”
“Fasold uses cheats and 12 meter streaks”
“even if hes alone it takes like 20 ppl to get him to escape never die! Hes a hell of a player found a gold corn and kept it close to his body?”
“many good sorcerer are killable in 2 or 3.. fasold no end... hahah”
“I make my builds specifically so him and fasold cant kill them to well, as they’re more than likely to catch you out when soloing”
“RUN FASOLD GUMP BACK IN YOUR MOTHER HOUSE RUN OR U DIE”
“look its Fasold with the funny symbol that noone can find on their keyboard so they give up reporting”
“is fasold666 a) a cheater? b) a cheater ***hole?
"whole tamriel knows you cheat"
"fasold and serenarth together, smurfs are truelly desperate lol. sending 2 cheaters to Fare"
Only ever had 1 salty whisper and that was ages ago from Blobs. I killed him and he was pissed because he 'claimed' he was trying to help EP while on his DC toon.
Maybe he was but since then our paths have rarely crossed.
@Nermy
Ex-Leader of The Wabbajack [EU EP PvP guild - Now stood down from active duty]
BLOOD FOR THE PACT!!!
Nermden - EP Warden, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde
"An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton
1. Mark a snipe spamming Gankblade.
2. Watch them waisting all their resources trying to cloak.
3. Charge up assasins will and oneshot them.
4. Wait for ragewhispers.