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You Know You've Been Playing ESO Too Much When...

  • Marrtha
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    When you check a tree out to see if there is a log ready to collect.
    Use @Marrtha when replying!
  • natewook
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    when you see a wild flower and and instantly think of picking them for potions.
    or when you look at a dandelion and you think you hear the ringing sound of the nirnroot.
    or catch you self humming an bard song, especially red diamond.
    sometimes I'll take subjects to far and ask for an arm, leg and maybe an eye, please be patent with me.
    remember this thread people: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/193736/should-eso-turn-up-the-heat-aka-gore-revisited/p1
    necromancer? why I've neve- I would never do such a thing! XD
  • Totalitarian
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    When you have a dream that at your college, you find so much raw Void Bloom that your pockets are completely stuffed and you can't carry any more, because your pockets are bulging from Void Bloom.
    PC NA CP 531+
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    Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
    The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
    Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
    Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
    Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
    Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
    The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
    Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
    The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
    Read their adventures!
    The Celestial Lady
  • a.skelton92
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    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?
  • kayPOW
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    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?

    I don't understand..


    ✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨

    Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
    Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
    Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
    I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.
  • a.skelton92
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    kayPOW wrote: »
    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?

    I don't understand..

    Why oh not really?
  • kayPOW
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    kayPOW wrote: »
    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?

    I don't understand..

    Why oh not really?

    I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!

    Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!

    I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!


    ✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨

    Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
    Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
    Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
    I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.
  • Marrtha
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    kayPOW wrote: »
    kayPOW wrote: »
    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?

    I don't understand..

    Why oh not really?

    I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!

    Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!

    I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!

    It's a troll.
    Use @Marrtha when replying!
  • kayPOW
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    Marrtha wrote: »
    kayPOW wrote: »
    kayPOW wrote: »
    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?

    I don't understand..

    Why oh not really?

    I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!

    Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!

    I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!

    It's a troll.

    Ah, I am not on the internet much these days as I am far to busy with my Job and Xbox so I'm completely out of the loop on troll shenanigans now. :')


    ✨🫖 (This is my old Signature, but I can't bring myself to change it! I'm now mainly PC/EU Templar Khajiit and run the Insani-tea Party Guild.)🫖✨

    Lestari / Dunmer / EP / Xbox One - kayPOW / EU
    Dragonknight DPS - Magicka - Vampire // Bite : Available / On Cooldown //
    Guild : [ADMIN] Charitable Crafting Co-op <- Everything is FREE NO CATCH!
    I like to play games and drink tea. I sure love the T.
  • Marrtha
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    kayPOW wrote: »
    Marrtha wrote: »
    kayPOW wrote: »
    kayPOW wrote: »
    When hello it is for sometime after goodbye laughs and left pizza before october. Yeah no brothers liking though hookers not all bad! Haha.Anyone else experienced this?

    I don't understand..

    Why oh not really?

    I'm really confused. But that isn't hard to do, I'm easily confused haha!

    Is English not your main language, or are you speaking a new internet language I haven't yet come across? A lot of the words are muddled.. could be google translate messing with me I guess!

    I don't mean this in a nasty way, I'm just curious!

    It's a troll.

    Ah, I am not on the internet much these days as I am far to busy with my Job and Xbox so I'm completely out of the loop on troll shenanigans now. :')

    Well, you said it yourself, shenanigans.. Too obvious :) hope it helps in the future :cookie:
    Use @Marrtha when replying!
  • newtinmpls
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    Saw violet asters out of the corner of my eye and my first thought was:

    Bugloss
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Jorva
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    You know you played too much ESO when you requested for a storage upgrade at your local bank.
    Jorvo Stormwolf
    Ebonheart Pact
    PC Platform
  • newtinmpls
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    Waiting at a stopsign the other day, looked at a car across the street and thought "Wyrd Tree Green....hmmm that driver must be at least halfway through the first zone of DC"
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • PrinceBoru
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    When I was standing in a pharmacy and could not find the amount of stamina in Robitussin.
    It ain't easy being green.
  • newtinmpls
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    PrinceBoru wrote: »
    When I was standing in a pharmacy and could not find the amount of stamina in Robitussin.

    Lauging out loud - unfortuantly I'm still at work - oopps
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WillhelmBlack
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    When you get light divines Engine Guardian head and shoulder. At that point I will consider the game as completed and turn it off forever without even trying the set out. No I won't, c'mon ZOS let us trade in Laurels for gear!
    PC EU
  • newtinmpls
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    When your driving through town at night see a spotlight in the sky & instantly drop what your doing thinking "OMG A SKYSHARD!!!"

    Holy cow, I just did that on my way home from the ....<shudder> mall the other day.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Syntse
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    You know you've been into ESO too much when you know there's already much larger thread of you know you've been playing eso too much on the forums

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/75781/you-know-you-have-been-playing-too-much-eso-when/p1
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
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  • Peel_Ya_Cap_517
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    Glaiceana wrote: »
    • When you have a notebook and sticky notes all over the desk with random bits of info about the game.
    • When you start getting dreams that take place within the game.

    Holy hell..

    You pegged me with this one lol
    N64 NA EP
  • Jitterbug
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    I had my cripple+frost clench+entropy+swallow soul combo all loaded up on my boss yesterday... Sadly no ult was up.
  • Moonscythe
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    I know this is an old thread but I just had to share. I was driving home the other night and out of the corner of my eye I saw a tall glowing spire of light. I immediately thought "Oh, there's a skyshard over there!". Then I looked and it was a tall flagpole all lit up...bummer :(
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