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  • Merlin13KAGL
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    You know.. I'm a bit sad...

    With everyone else fishing.. the Master Fisherman title won't be so rare :/
    You're safe, @MissBizz , as it only comes from the non-trophy fish, so any ole fishing spot will do. People aren't going to frequent all the necessary places in order to acquire that title.

    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Sotha_Sil wrote: »
    Egonieser wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    @Hexyl I'm at work.. and it's early.. leave me be. The less evidence I leave behind of Monday mornings the best. Haha.

    You're doing it wrong... Early or not, this is the proper technique:
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    This is the most awesome way to eat popcorn while playing :P
    @Sotha_Sil, further, if you have commitment issues, you can have your roommate come up behind you and zip you up to the back of the chair.

    "I'll let you up when you've earned 10 CP's or found 5 Roe, so get to it."
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • P3ZZL3
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    The only positive thing about the US NA Servers being done today, is this ;)

    It means we tend to have a smoother release tonight when they do the EU Servers.

    Oh, and I bought 500 Bevez and 250 Frost last Friday ready for this whilst the prices were still fairly static ;)
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  • MissBizz
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    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/179723/game-crashes-when-clicking-on-cooking-fire-all-addons-turned-off/p2

    Well... sorry guys.. I won't be updating you on prices until that gets sorted.

    On that note..

    I sold all my recipes off my main last night.. and my main has all my fishing bait.... so... I'll just fish. Hehe.
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  • P3ZZL3
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    Nice. Would be interested to know what the return rate is on skinning the fish.

    Could you do a batch of 10 first, then a batch of 25, then a batch of 50 please? :dizzy:

    Although, I have no idea how long it would take to catch 85 fish. Not long I assume?

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  • MissBizz
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Nice. Would be interested to know what the return rate is on skinning the fish.

    Could you do a batch of 10 first, then a batch of 25, then a batch of 50 please? :dizzy:

    Although, I have no idea how long it would take to catch 85 fish. Not long I assume?

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    85 fish? Bah, not long at all. You catch a fish like every 5-15 seconds (never time it.. just a guess from feel.. to be honest more like every 5-10) and skinning the white fish is how to get it, and they are obviously much more common. As long as you know what you're doing.. you never ever get used bait.. and wet gunny sacks aren't all THAT common.

    I really think you'll be lucky to get one out of 85 fish though.. I was thinking it'll be more like 1/500 or something.

    Been slacking on meme's..

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    The new motto for when you don't care rare fish or wet gunny sacks ;)
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  • Heishi
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Nice. Would be interested to know what the return rate is on skinning the fish.

    Could you do a batch of 10 first, then a batch of 25, then a batch of 50 please? :dizzy:

    Although, I have no idea how long it would take to catch 85 fish. Not long I assume?

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    After eating popcorn your carp began to meme evolve! There is no press B to stop it either.
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    @MissBizz , good news...looks like they're working on a fix. You can still play, you just can't look at anything... :|
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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    I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
    Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS
  • MissBizz
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    @MissBizz , good news...looks like they're working on a fix. You can still play, you just can't look at anything... :|

    Well... you can't look at anything.. or loot anything.. but REALLY... I wonder if anyone has even tried fishing... could the new white fish be tied to crashing too? Hmmmmm
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  • Shunravi
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    Guys, i tried poping some sweet corn

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    But i only got a puddle of brownish goo. I think i did something wrong...
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  • Xendyn
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    Ya, after seeing that one guy lose everything on his character including progression (he got knocked back to "Go to the Harborage") I'm not logging in until they get a fix up.

    Granted, it's one guy but...Murphy's Law is always in full effect for me.

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  • stupidmonkey
    MissBizz wrote: »
    @MissBizz , good news...looks like they're working on a fix. You can still play, you just can't look at anything... :|

    Well... you can't look at anything.. or loot anything.. but REALLY... I wonder if anyone has even tried fishing... could the new white fish be tied to crashing too? Hmmmmm

    There isn't a new white fish...You skin existing white fish.

    Also, done over 100 casts, 88 white fish, and zero new item.
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    @MissBizz , good news...looks like they're working on a fix. You can still play, you just can't look at anything... :|

    Well... you can't look at anything.. or loot anything.. but REALLY... I wonder if anyone has even tried fishing... could the new white fish be tied to crashing too? Hmmmmm

    There isn't a new white fish...You skin existing white fish.

    Also, done over 100 casts, 88 white fish, and zero new item.

    Sorry, I know there isn't NEW white fish. But I meant it kind of like the "new version" of recipes. Even though they are all old recipes, obviously something behind the scenes has changed, I imagine they may have done something behind the scenes to white fish as well.

    Hmmm... Did you try microwaving that sweet popcorn?
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  • MissBizz
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    Welcome to Tamriel new fisherman.
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  • Yukian
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    Real fishing.
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  • Shunravi
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    By combining that brown goo with my copious ammounts of 'normal' popcorn, I was able to create caremel corn! It tastes a bit funny...
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  • Xendyn
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    Yukian wrote: »
    Real fishing.
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    Now if only I could train my Wolfhound to do that...
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  • freespirit
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    Got my fishing gear ready..........

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    :)
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  • MissBizz
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Got my fishing gear ready..........

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    :)

    See... now me asking for my Nova to actually work on fishing holes isn't such a bad idea lol
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  • Heishi
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    Oh no.. no no no.. Just got around to reading the patch notes.
    The recipe for Psijic Ambrosia cannot be found whole. Rather, it comes in seven parts, each distinct from the other.

    Guess what'll be in the crown shop by next month. Seriously this entirely reeks of "We're putting this item in the game so nobody can complain when we put more XP items in the crown shop."
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
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    Logged into my main who I sold all recipes from last night, carefully checked my mail.. fished. No roe.. but no crashes either ;) I won't be heading to a guild store anytime soon to be checking prices though lol
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  • Egonieser
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    MissBizz wrote: »
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    Logged into my main who I sold all recipes from last night, carefully checked my mail.. fished. No roe.. but no crashes either ;) I won't be heading to a guild store anytime soon to be checking prices though lol

    Why won't you be heading to a guild store and checking prices anytime soon? Is it the lack of popcorn? [snip]
    Explain yourself!

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  • MissBizz
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    Egonieser wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
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    Logged into my main who I sold all recipes from last night, carefully checked my mail.. fished. No roe.. but no crashes either ;) I won't be heading to a guild store anytime soon to be checking prices though lol

    Why won't you be heading to a guild store and checking prices anytime soon? Is it the lack of popcorn? [snip]
    Explain yourself!

    [snip] Oh, and I'm back at work - no guild store at work,

    There has been a lack of cute puppy gifs though.. @coryevans_3b14_ESO

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on August 11, 2024 12:29PM
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  • nastuug
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Egonieser wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
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    Logged into my main who I sold all recipes from last night, carefully checked my mail.. fished. No roe.. but no crashes either ;) I won't be heading to a guild store anytime soon to be checking prices though lol

    Why won't you be heading to a guild store and checking prices anytime soon? Is it the lack of popcorn? [snip]
    Explain yourself!

    [snip] Oh, and I'm back at work - no guild store at work,

    There has been a lack of cute puppy gifs though.. @coryevans_3b14_ESO

    I got it! I got it!

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on August 11, 2024 12:29PM
  • Xendyn
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    Heishi wrote: »
    Oh no.. no no no.. Just got around to reading the patch notes.
    The recipe for Psijic Ambrosia cannot be found whole. Rather, it comes in seven parts, each distinct from the other.

    Guess what'll be in the crown shop by next month. Seriously this entirely reeks of "We're putting this item in the game so nobody can complain when we put more XP items in the crown shop."
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    Little late there, we saw the datamined crown shop potion weeks ago :)
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    [snip] Oh, and I'm back at work - no guild store at work,

    There has been a lack of cute puppy gifs though.. @coryevans_3b14_ESO

    This enough for you?

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on August 11, 2024 12:30PM
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  • Shunravi
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    URGENT PSA!!!

    Apparently mixing candy corn brown goo with popcorn summons the stay puft marshmallow man!
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    Let loose the hounds of war as i call the ghostbusters!

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