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  • MissBizz
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  • PBpsy
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  • Xendyn
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    yeh I got the same error...wth?

    and mornin :)

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  • The_Sadist
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    MissBizz wrote: »

    I'm trying, but the forums are crazy populated tonight :(.
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  • nastuug
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    PBpsy wrote: »

    Popinator popcorn machine turns out to be hoax: http://abc7news.com/archive/8818328/

    Lol, whoops. :)
  • MissBizz
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    Hexyl wrote: »
    Snap from smartphone ? X)

    U know.. You have a screenshot key =p

    But, wth, i never see this. RIP

    @Hexyl I'm at work.. and it's early.. leave me be. The less evidence I leave behind of Monday mornings the best. Haha.
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  • PBpsy
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    nastuug wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »

    Popinator popcorn machine turns out to be hoax: http://abc7news.com/archive/8818328/

    Lol, whoops. :)

    Yeah it was pretty obvious but still awesome . :p
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  • Hexyl
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    Haha, well, i understand mates. Take more popcorn ! Your morning will be more sweetest.

    But, is that all these popcorn have finished killing the servers Forum ?
    Or maybe the incoming patchnote is beign uploaded and it's very huge !
    Edited by Hexyl on June 15, 2015 1:47PM
  • nastuug
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    nastuug wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »

    Popinator popcorn machine turns out to be hoax: http://abc7news.com/archive/8818328/

    Lol, whoops. :)

    Yeah it was pretty obvious but still awesome . :p

    Oh, for sure. I'd buy use it for my office. Screw with people walking by my desk, lol.
  • Davadin
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    dear god i can't believe anyone...


    no wait. i guess i can believe it.

    on a serious note, i'd rather just grab the damn thing and eat it with my bare hands.

    1 at a time? seriously?
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  • P3ZZL3
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    Davadin wrote: »
    dear god i can't believe anyone...


    no wait. i guess i can believe it.

    on a serious note, i'd rather just grab the damn thing and eat it with my bare hands.

    1 at a time? seriously?

    What?

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    Of course one at a time :D
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  • Lorkhan
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    Heishi wrote: »
    I'm betting for E3, ZOS will basically show some variation of the video they played in one of the ESO lives which had all the future Soon™ content like Mephala's realm. Here's the Live video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RxYZLOS5Jw


    Although I did actually find a E3 "Showcase" Trailer which is about 2min long and split 50/50 between Imperial City the content which should have been released months ago and Orsinium the content no one really cares about outside of just having a crumb of more game play. They're not going into the rest of the actually interesting stuff like Mephala's Realm, Clockwork City, ect.

    Basically E3 seems like it will be less impressive than a random ESO Live it what I'm getting at..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-r4D_Dcw0

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    nice!
    this reminds me a video i watched a year ago:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlOse0J9NrI

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    Edited by Lorkhan on June 15, 2015 2:22PM
  • Karlito7teen
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    hey guys i need help... my anti virus is blocking the launcher of eso and doesnt let me load the screen.. i tried to install again the game but its the same... even if i put trusted links on the anti virus its the same and even if i deactivate it... doesnt let me play
    It's more likely your firewall, not antivirus. Make sure you have it listed as a trusted program.

    Never deactivate your antivirus to let any program run. Bad juju.

    The fact that it still doesn't load when antivirus is off indicates it's not your antivirus causing the issue.

    Have you tried running the installer as Admin?
    how do i run the installer as admin?

  • Lorkhan
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    hey guys i need help... my anti virus is blocking the launcher of eso and doesnt let me load the screen.. i tried to install again the game but its the same... even if i put trusted links on the anti virus its the same and even if i deactivate it... doesnt let me play
    It's more likely your firewall, not antivirus. Make sure you have it listed as a trusted program.

    Never deactivate your antivirus to let any program run. Bad juju.

    The fact that it still doesn't load when antivirus is off indicates it's not your antivirus causing the issue.

    Have you tried running the installer as Admin?
    how do i run the installer as admin?

    right click launcher icon, run as admin
  • MissBizz
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    You know.. I'm a bit sad...

    With everyone else fishing.. the Master Fisherman title won't be so rare :/
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  • PBpsy
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    You know.. I'm a bit sad...

    With everyone else fishing.. the Master Fisherman title won't be so rare :/

    Do not worry most people will see the gimmick for what it is or get bored long before they get the title . You are safe. ;)
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  • TheEmoVampire
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    Sallington wrote: »
    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Although I do understand the arguments of how we need the console......generation....to succeed, don't forget that the prices they charge for console games it could well just be a cash grab for the investors and them move back to concentrating on the PC :D

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    The whole "we need consoles to save ESO" argument is BS. If they never worried about consoles in the first place, the PC version would be in much better shape and would be more popular.

    Two scenarios:
    - Make a half-assed game and release it across multiple platforms
    --Make a great game dedicated to one platform

    They might see a spike in sales due to the console launch, but their playerbase/community in a year's time is going to be abysmal because they spread themselves too thin and never get anything worthwhile done. The PC MMO community is probably the most dedicated gaming community out there, and if they just stuck with make a great MMO on PC, it would have been a huge success.

    Buuuuuuut nope. Have to have the consoles ruin everything again, and create a cash store. GG

    Correct me if I am wrong, but at one point did they not say there wasn't going to be a console version?


  • MissBizz
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    You know.. I'm a bit sad...

    With everyone else fishing.. the Master Fisherman title won't be so rare :/

    Do not worry most people will see the gimmick for what it is or get bored long before they get the title . You are safe. ;)

    I sure hope so. I fished way before fishing was cool ;) Haha
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  • Xendyn
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    You know.. I'm a bit sad...

    With everyone else fishing.. the Master Fisherman title won't be so rare :/

    true that

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  • P3ZZL3
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    WTB Fish Roe :dizzy:

    Can't wait to see the bevez and frost prices in 72 hours :D

    CAn you keep us up to date on the prices please @MissBizz :D
    Edited by P3ZZL3 on June 15, 2015 3:23PM
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  • PBpsy
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    You know.. I'm a bit sad...

    With everyone else fishing.. the Master Fisherman title won't be so rare :/

    Do not worry most people will see the gimmick for what it is or get bored long before they get the title . You are safe. ;)

    I sure hope so. I fished way before fishing was cool ;) Haha

    Again, don't worry . Fishing is still not cool. :p
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    Edited by PBpsy on June 15, 2015 3:25PM
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  • Xendyn
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    WTB Fish Roe :dizzy:

    Can't wait to see the bevez and frost prices in 72 hours :D

    CAn you keep us up to date on the prices please @MissBizz :D

    yeh lol. Gonna be interesting, that and Bait prices. Can't wait to see what the drop rate is on the recipe fragments. 5 provisioners ready to do writs...
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  • MissBizz
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    WTB Fish Roe :dizzy:

    Can't wait to see the bevez and frost prices in 72 hours :D

    Other than the VERY FEW I have used... I have saved every single one I have ever got :D

    Can't remember if I filleted my fish from the last few days...
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  • MissBizz
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    @P3ZZL3 Yes, yes I will. First price update will be in about 2.5 hours... then I'll update again this evening :)
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  • Egonieser
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    @Hexyl I'm at work.. and it's early.. leave me be. The less evidence I leave behind of Monday mornings the best. Haha.

    You're doing it wrong... Early or not, this is the proper technique:
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    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

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  • MissBizz
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    You guys should really be in game buying up all the bait and rare ingredients... and ask around if anyone wants to get rid of their fish... haha. I imagine most of EU doesn't read up the notes this quick? Because they can actually still be playing?
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  • Egonieser
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    Correct me if I am wrong, but at one point did they not say there wasn't going to be a console version?

    They shouldn't have bothered with consoles at all and aimed at PC and polish it to perfection. Because they have to spread the resources to accomodate 4 platforms (yes, MAC technically is a platform on it's own) the dev team knows nor where to begin or end, they are way over their heads with all this and I assume it'll only get worse as the time goes on. Fix one bug, 3 more appear.
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

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    Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
    (Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
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  • Xendyn
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    Be careful out there guys, tons of reports of game crashing when doing stuff pertaining to provisioning, esp related to hovering over a recipe. One guy even had his character reverted to a naked soul-shriven stage.

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  • Sotha_Sil
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    Egonieser wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    @Hexyl I'm at work.. and it's early.. leave me be. The less evidence I leave behind of Monday mornings the best. Haha.

    You're doing it wrong... Early or not, this is the proper technique:
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    This is the most awesome way to eat popcorn while playing :P
    Edited by Sotha_Sil on June 15, 2015 4:01PM
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