I think they should make it so if someone crouches three times in three seconds or less then they are CC'd in a curled up ball on the ground for 30 seconds and unable to defend themselves or do anything. They just have to lay there in CC'd in the fetal position and hope nobody comes and kills them.
What if I just stay crouched with my bum in their face, would that be less offensive?
He likes it there, you see, those holes are bigger than his head and arms.
BTW: i dont understand why this questionnaire is so one sided. It does not really allow for critical feedback!? If you want to pat yourself on the back - ok, that is one way to do it.