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I will crash the PC NA economy at midnight on Friday unless my demands are met

Recremen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_XiP7Dlug


I swear I'll do it!!


EDIT
Demands include :
  • Love and Peace
  • A pat for every lost cat
  • A pumpkin spice coffee recipe for this fall
  • Remove winged twilights from the game, or at least make them walk instead of flap
  • 10 kilos uncut moonsugar delivered to an undisclosed location in Torval
  • FREE THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FINEDRIN
  • Recognition of the Aldmeri Dominion war crimes in Shadowfen
  • Nord Mead for all first-time visitors to Solitude
  • The reversal of the annexation of Elsweyr territory to west of the Nibben
  • Smolder Scrolls Online sequel but it's all Razum-dar
Edited by Recremen on April 13, 2020 3:37AM
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  • Kilcosu
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    inb4 lock
  • Recremen
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    Kilcosu wrote: »
    inb4 lock

    Joke posts don't get locks. Usually.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • Kiyakotari
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    0_o
  • sirston
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    why not ask for better servers.
    Whitestakes Revenge
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    Sirston
    Magickia Dragonknight


    T0XIC
    Pride Of The Pact
    Vehemence
    The Crimson Order

    victoria aut mors
  • lelink88
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    lol
  • Elsonso
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Kilcosu wrote: »
    inb4 lock

    Joke posts don't get locks. Usually.

    They are not constructive. :smile:
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  • Linaleah
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    Elsonso wrote: »
    Recremen wrote: »
    Kilcosu wrote: »
    inb4 lock

    Joke posts don't get locks. Usually.

    They are not constructive. :smile:

    but they are entertaining and this one is also very much on topic.


    and speaking of topic, why do i suspect that the true goal here is moonsugar and everything else is just dressing to confuse the issue? :P
    dirty worthless casual.
    Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself. Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the ***
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  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    Okay but what about Stuga? If you aren't doing anything about Stuga, then I'm not taking you seriously.

    Or that guy in Grahtwood that needs me for my "particular talents"...yeah, him, get rid of him >_>
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    Legends never die
    They're written down in eternity
    But you'll never see the price it costs
    The scars collected all their lives
    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
    Legends never die
  • worrallj
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    That is a rediculous number of surveys
  • WreckfulAbandon
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    PC NA

    All my comments are regarding PvP
  • barney2525
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    sirston wrote: »
    why not ask for better servers.



    my server was fine. The Maitre d, however.....


    :#


  • idk
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    sirston wrote: »
    why not ask for better servers.

    Because that would guarantee the thread would be closed as it would be a true demand being made along with an actual threat to the game. The threat to the game with an actual demand could bring more than just getting the thread closed.
  • Capsaica
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    Recremen wrote: »
    [*] FREE THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FINEDRIN
    [/list]

    I second this motion. It's not his fault - he cannot show proper repentance - they changed how repentance works. Give the poor Bosmer templar a break. Also, how can he repent when in stocks?
    Edited by Capsaica on April 13, 2020 5:29AM
  • Dusk_Coven
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    Execute Finedrin and put a skin-stealer in his place. We'll set up a sting...
    Edited by Dusk_Coven on April 13, 2020 5:33AM
  • dcam86b14_ESO
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    In the words of every high elf ever

    "look the child is throwing a tantrum again"
  • ThisOnePosts
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    All sound good but I don't mind the Winged Twilights lol.

    To make them walk now would be a bit strange but they COULD make them phantom so they don't interfere with anything in PvE areas nor same-alliance.

    Of course, in PvP areas or while dueling (if they use pets that is), that shouldn't be the case.

    The rest sounds great though! lol
  • joseayalac
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    hahahahah THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FINEDRIN, HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY!!!
  • kargen27
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    oG03cLV.jpg
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Bucky_13
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    So I guess this is the equivalent of a 2 year old kid deciding to kill dad, proceeding to kick dad's leg for 5 minutes until dad finally notices, tells the kid to stop and the kid runs away....
  • Jaimeh
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    We don't negotiate with terrorcats!

    (Plus, Finedrin cannot be freed because then I won't be able to listen to my all-is-right-with-the-world 'the wood elf known as Finedrin...' :tongue:)
  • SmukkeHeks
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    FREE FINEDRIN!! ✊🏻
    Edited by SmukkeHeks on April 13, 2020 7:12AM
  • SydneyGrey
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    I wish they would free the wood elf known as Finedrin just so that annoying woman will finally shut up.
  • MasterSpatula
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    Recremen wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_XiP7Dlug


    I swear I'll do it!!


    EDIT
    Demands include :
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    • The reversal of the annexation of Elsweyr territory to west of the Nibben

    Isn't that still centuries in the future?
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Lady_Linux
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    inb4lock... thats a good way to get banned.
    I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.

    BTW, I use arch too
  • SosRuvaak
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    thats what my inventory looks like 100% of the time.


    i hate doing those things, they just pile up and stack. lol
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  • Lady_Linux
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    truly i just did more than you have and still have more than you have to do
    I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.

    BTW, I use arch too
  • newtinmpls
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    Linaleah wrote: »


    and speaking of topic, why do i suspect that the true goal here is moonsugar and everything else is just dressing to confuse the issue? :P

    No, no no!

    The rescue of Finedrin is the true goal!!

    Save Finedrin!!
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • MajThorax
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    +1 for Finedrin's freedom. He is being tortured for a few rotten tomatoes for years now :(
  • Taylor_MB
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    sirston wrote: »
    why not ask for better servers.

    Cause then it wouldn't be a joke thread and would get locked.
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  • Cerotonin
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    Recremen wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_XiP7Dlug


    I swear I'll do it!!


    EDIT
    Demands include :
    • Love and Peace
    • A pat for every lost cat
    • A pumpkin spice coffee recipe for this fall
    • Remove winged twilights from the game, or at least make them walk instead of flap
    • 10 kilos uncut moonsugar delivered to an undisclosed location in Torval
    • FREE THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FINEDRIN
    • Recognition of the Aldmeri Dominion war crimes in Shadowfen
    • Nord Mead for all first-time visitors to Solitude
    • The reversal of the annexation of Elsweyr territory to west of the Nibben
    • Smolder Scrolls Online sequel but it's all Razum-dar

    The Wood Elf did NOTHING wrong.
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