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What's the most interesting zone chat you ever heard?

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What's the most interesting zone chat you ever heard?
  • dovakiin5574
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    Literally any day in Riften there's some weird stuff going on in zone lol
    PAPSMEAR - Positively Against Paws SMEAR campaign - Say YES to crown crates
  • Asardes
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    In Gold Coast zone chat someone was LFG-ing for [Spotless Triumph].
    Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
    vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor

    PC-EU CP 3000+
    41,000+ Achievement Points before High Isle
    Member of:
    Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
    Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
    Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
    Valinor Overflow: Trader
    The Traveling Merchant: Silver


    Characters:
    Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
    Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
    Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |

    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
    Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |

    PC-NA CP 1800+
    30,000+ Achievement Points before High Isle
    Member of:
    Savage Blade: Majestic Machette


    Characters:
    Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |
  • Reverb
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    There are a surprising number of players who are knowledgeable about various forms of animal husbandry, and that has led to interesting zone chats.

    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Suddwrath
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    Player1: WTS
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    Player2: ^LUL what a scam
    Player1: Come 1v1 me you noob and now I'm going to trash talk you for 15 minutes in zone chat instead of taking this conversation private so that I can annoy everyone in zone chat.

    Well at least that's basically my zone chat in a nutshell.
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    I particularly enjoy seeing conspiracy talk ie the Lizard people, the Illuminati etc.

    I watch in amazement. :)
  • themaddaedra
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    Caaaaaaarl! Caaaaaaarl! Where are you Carl?

    (The player is a slow walking Argonian in Worm Wizard personality)

    Where'd you go Carl? (to everyone around) He had such a big shield and so strong muscles. Where's my ultimate tank? Caaaaaaarl?!

    Turns out they were in an LFG group with a tank named Carl, then Carl left group or sth. This poor Goni comes to Undaunted tent in Stormhaven searching desperately :)
    PC|EU
  • Hippie4927
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    A very lengthy religious discussion with one bible-banger on the religious side and a couple of people on the non-religious side. The discussion/argument went on and on and on until some dude came in and said, "Ya'll MF's need Talos!" After a few 'lols', chat was quiet.
    PC/NA/EP ✌️
  • Drdeath20
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    People begging other people to report them.
  • RedRook
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    I watched an obvious noob argue with a couple of obvious veterans about how the game works for about 15 minutes in Auridon a few days ago. He had no idea what he was talking about, but very strong conviction.

    Good things that happen in zone chat might be heart-warming but they're fleeting. "Interesting" is usually some version of poisonous. That's just zone.
    Edited by RedRook on November 8, 2018 4:48PM
  • StormChaser3000
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    Whenever I visit Auridon they usually discuss either:
    1. Politics
    2. LGBT
    3. Each other moms after running out of arguments on previous 2 topics.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    There is never anything interesting going on in zone chat...

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 2560+
  • EvilAutoTech
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    Once in Riften a player was yelling at all the noobs who would not come into the bank to loot a Breton style book.
  • rumple9
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    Price check spell strategist inferno staff
  • Pink_Violinz
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    An in-depth discussion of Talos/Tiber Septim and whether or not his actions were ethical or not. It went from ripping a guy because he didn't realize Septim hadn't been born yet, to an incredibly thorough debate about his actions, to elven supremacy jokes.
  • Snipress
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    Every time I go to Vulkhel Guard and read the chat... I swear the same people just stand near the wayshrine all day and night.
    Finding beauty in negative spaces.

    Officer & recruiter for Lunacy on the Xbox - NA server.
  • Dawnblade
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    Interesting - in a 'wtf did I just read' way?

    Someone who maybe got their channels crossed (or was just trolling - hard to say) and was sending ERP chat into zone.

    Most annoying?

    Any argument / discussion between a couple of players that continues on and on and on in zone chat instead of moving to direct messages.
  • ezio45
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    I sold vvardenfell for 1.5k once....
  • Xerikten
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    people listen to zone chat?
  • Kagukan
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    In Cyrodiil when calls are being made. Far more interesting than the mindless chit chat.
  • Loralai_907
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    I haven't spent much time in Murkmire, but the other night I learned via zone chat that looting a certain plant can sometimes give you a little plant for your house or to sell. I had no idea.

    Cyro chat. I don't know about other factions/campaigns/platforms, but where I play it can be really helpful. I can't tell you how much I learned just by paying attention to what other people were saying to do. I'm pretty quiet in game so I don't tend to ask questions or chat much, and I'm not in a PvP guild. So I really appreciate those folks that guide the team in situations. Plus we just have some great people and I am constantly amused with the banter.
    PC-NA - formerly, mommadani907Guild: Weeping Angels - Co-GMTwitter: @ Loralai_907 several Alt accounts....CP 1700+
    Active characters:Fauna Rosewood ( Bosmer Stam DK - Master Crafter/AD)///Loralai Darknova (Drunken Zombie Bosmer Stam Sorc - PvP/AD)Lilith Darknova ( Dunmer Mag DK - Master Crafter - PvP/AD)///and roughly 1billion alts
  • Fischblut
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    Some of funny moments :)

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    Edited by Fischblut on November 9, 2018 11:51PM
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    x
    at a place nobody knows
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Calling B'Korgen Billy Corgan

    The excuses people make for losing duels, followed by the personal insults.

    I'll jump into the fray if somebody is going to pay any sum of money for a vamp bite and offer it free.
    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • JimmyJuJu
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    I particularly enjoy seeing conspiracy talk ie the Lizard people, the Illuminati etc.

    I watch in amazement. :)

    You can't go a single day without someone talking about the Illuminati or Free Masons or <insert nefarious organization here>.

    Or, maybe it's the same player shouting the same rant every day. I mean, that's what those kinds of people do. Rant endlessly.
  • AbysmalGhul
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    The most interesting zones chats are the triggered zone chats.

    Examples

    XX360noscopeluber420xXX: Yo scrub you is autistic. I owned you! I'm a CP 379 and you're a 810. loooolululool

    HarbingerofD3th: I was running PVE gear. loluz!

    MysticUnicorn83: I'm autistic.

    XX360noscopeluber420xXX: lolololuuul!

    XX360noscopeluber420xXX: So what? Ucan draw pictures?

    MysticUnicorn83: *goes into half an hour rant about being autistic and hating other people blah blah


    XX360noscopeluber420xXX: Yo scrub you is a pan sexual dolphin beach ball. I owned you! I'm a CP 379 and you're a 810. loooolululool

    HarbingerofD3th: I was running PVE gear. loluz!

    MysticUnicorn83: I'm a pan sexual dolphin beach ball.

    XX360noscopeluber420xXX: lolololuuul!

    XX360noscopeluber420xXX: So what? U can bounce a ball on your nose?

    MysticUnicorn83: *goes into half an hour rant about being a pan sexual dolphin beach ball and hating other people blah blah



    Edited by AbysmalGhul on November 10, 2018 12:09AM
  • TaliColdwater
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    :D:D I wish chats were as funny when I'm on. No one talks when I play, lol.
  • WeerW3ir
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    You clearly never seen the "barrens chat"
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