What's the most interesting zone chat you ever heard?
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dovakiin5574✭✭✭✭✭Literally any day in Riften there's some weird stuff going on in zone lolPAPSMEAR - Positively Against Paws SMEAR campaign - Say YES to crown crates0 -
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✭✭✭✭In Gold Coast zone chat someone was LFG-ing for [Spotless Triumph].Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
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Reverb✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭There are a surprising number of players who are knowledgeable about various forms of animal husbandry, and that has led to interesting zone chats.
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche3 -
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Player2: ^LUL what a scam
Player1: Come 1v1 me you noob and now I'm going to trash talk you for 15 minutes in zone chat instead of taking this conversation private so that I can annoy everyone in zone chat.
Well at least that's basically my zone chat in a nutshell.16 -
Tan9oSuccka✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I particularly enjoy seeing conspiracy talk ie the Lizard people, the Illuminati etc.
I watch in amazement.
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themaddaedra✭✭✭✭✭
✭Caaaaaaarl! Caaaaaaarl! Where are you Carl?
(The player is a slow walking Argonian in Worm Wizard personality)
Where'd you go Carl? (to everyone around) He had such a big shield and so strong muscles. Where's my ultimate tank? Caaaaaaarl?!
Turns out they were in an LFG group with a tank named Carl, then Carl left group or sth. This poor Goni comes to Undaunted tent in Stormhaven searching desperately PC|EU10 -
Hippie4927✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭A very lengthy religious discussion with one bible-banger on the religious side and a couple of people on the non-religious side. The discussion/argument went on and on and on until some dude came in and said, "Ya'll MF's need Talos!" After a few 'lols', chat was quiet.PC/NA/EP ✌️6 -
RedRook✭✭✭✭I watched an obvious noob argue with a couple of obvious veterans about how the game works for about 15 minutes in Auridon a few days ago. He had no idea what he was talking about, but very strong conviction.
Good things that happen in zone chat might be heart-warming but they're fleeting. "Interesting" is usually some version of poisonous. That's just zone.Edited by RedRook on November 8, 2018 4:48PM1 -
StormChaser3000✭✭✭✭✭
✭Whenever I visit Auridon they usually discuss either:
1. Politics
2. LGBT
3. Each other moms after running out of arguments on previous 2 topics.2 -
Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭There is never anything interesting going on in zone chat...
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EvilAutoTech✭✭✭✭✭
✭Once in Riften a player was yelling at all the noobs who would not come into the bank to loot a Breton style book.
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Pink_Violinz✭✭✭✭✭An in-depth discussion of Talos/Tiber Septim and whether or not his actions were ethical or not. It went from ripping a guy because he didn't realize Septim hadn't been born yet, to an incredibly thorough debate about his actions, to elven supremacy jokes.2
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Snipress✭✭✭Every time I go to Vulkhel Guard and read the chat... I swear the same people just stand near the wayshrine all day and night.Finding beauty in negative spaces.
Officer & recruiter for Lunacy on the Xbox - NA server.3 -
Dawnblade✭✭✭✭✭Interesting - in a 'wtf did I just read' way?
Someone who maybe got their channels crossed (or was just trolling - hard to say) and was sending ERP chat into zone.
Most annoying?
Any argument / discussion between a couple of players that continues on and on and on in zone chat instead of moving to direct messages.1 -
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✭In Cyrodiil when calls are being made. Far more interesting than the mindless chit chat.2 -
Loralai_907✭✭✭✭✭
✭I haven't spent much time in Murkmire, but the other night I learned via zone chat that looting a certain plant can sometimes give you a little plant for your house or to sell. I had no idea.
Cyro chat. I don't know about other factions/campaigns/platforms, but where I play it can be really helpful. I can't tell you how much I learned just by paying attention to what other people were saying to do. I'm pretty quiet in game so I don't tend to ask questions or chat much, and I'm not in a PvP guild. So I really appreciate those folks that guide the team in situations. Plus we just have some great people and I am constantly amused with the banter.
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Fischblut✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Some of funny moments
This is priceless, accidentally seen in Cyrodiil among all the "LFG":
Edited by Fischblut on November 9, 2018 11:51PM3 -
NordSwordnBoard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Calling B'Korgen Billy Corgan
The excuses people make for losing duels, followed by the personal insults.
I'll jump into the fray if somebody is going to pay any sum of money for a vamp bite and offer it free.Fear is the Mindkiller1 -
JimmyJuJu✭✭✭✭Tan9oSuccka wrote: »I particularly enjoy seeing conspiracy talk ie the Lizard people, the Illuminati etc.
I watch in amazement.
You can't go a single day without someone talking about the Illuminati or Free Masons or <insert nefarious organization here>.
Or, maybe it's the same player shouting the same rant every day. I mean, that's what those kinds of people do. Rant endlessly.0 -
AbysmalGhul✭✭✭✭✭
✭The most interesting zones chats are the triggered zone chats.
Examples
XX360noscopeluber420xXX: Yo scrub you is autistic. I owned you! I'm a CP 379 and you're a 810. loooolululool
HarbingerofD3th: I was running PVE gear. loluz!
MysticUnicorn83: I'm autistic.
XX360noscopeluber420xXX: lolololuuul!
XX360noscopeluber420xXX: So what? Ucan draw pictures?
MysticUnicorn83: *goes into half an hour rant about being autistic and hating other people blah blah
XX360noscopeluber420xXX: Yo scrub you is a pan sexual dolphin beach ball. I owned you! I'm a CP 379 and you're a 810. loooolululool
HarbingerofD3th: I was running PVE gear. loluz!
MysticUnicorn83: I'm a pan sexual dolphin beach ball.
XX360noscopeluber420xXX: lolololuuul!
XX360noscopeluber420xXX: So what? U can bounce a ball on your nose?
MysticUnicorn83: *goes into half an hour rant about being a pan sexual dolphin beach ball and hating other people blah blah
Edited by AbysmalGhul on November 10, 2018 12:09AM0
