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At last!
researchmonkey
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Gentlemen,
Celebrations are in order. There is, at last, a respectable establishment where one can go to relax and wash away the collected filth of overland and underground adventures.
The Marbruk Gentlemens' Bathing Club, proprietors of the finest toilet in Tamriel, is now open to discerning clients. You are cordially invited to take the waters at the club and enjoy a luxurious and refined atmosphere, and an endless supply and delivery of hot water.
Due to the level of interest shown, the management board of the club wishes to advise all members and visitors of the following:
Respectfully,
Grumbles, the Vague.
[The Marbruk Gentlemens' Bathing Club can be visited by traveling to the Cliffside residence of @researchmonkey on the NA PC server, via friends list or guild rooster (Scheming Skeevers Imports, The Divine Pantheon, Iron Bank of Bravos, Elder Scrolls Exchange), or by imposing on anyone on those guild rosters willing to port you in. Since the bathhouse is no longer marked as my primary residence, please use the add-on "Port to Friends House" to port to any of my houses. (Yes, it let's you port to any house a player owns, not just their primary residence.)]
Edited by researchmonkey on November 28, 2017 9:07AM Celebrations are in order. There is, at last, a respectable establishment where one can go to relax and wash away the collected filth of overland and underground adventures.
The Marbruk Gentlemens' Bathing Club, proprietors of the finest toilet in Tamriel, is now open to discerning clients. You are cordially invited to take the waters at the club and enjoy a luxurious and refined atmosphere, and an endless supply and delivery of hot water.
Due to the level of interest shown, the management board of the club wishes to advise all members and visitors of the following:
- Khaajit and werewolf clientele will be charged an additional fur-clogged-drain fee for bathing services. Beverages and laundry fees as per normal.
- We regret being unable to serve human blood to Vampire clinete due to health permit restrictions.
- Bosmer clientele should note that no human bodies are served, either raw or cooked, as food on the premises, so they should conduct their filthy dining rituals elsewhere.
- Dunmar clientele are kindly requested to leave their slaves outside with the mounts in the stables, as their presence may offend some patrons.
- A strict dress code is in effect at all times downstairs in the lounge area, so Nord clientele should endeavor to wear something other than a freshly killed and hastily skinned dead animal.
- Prospective Argonian members may find bathing in the river more to their taste.
- There is to be no mixed bathing on the bath floor. Lady guests may bath during the odd hours of the day, while gentlemen members are requested to bath only during even hours of the day, when ladies are present in the club.
Respectfully,
Grumbles, the Vague.
[The Marbruk Gentlemens' Bathing Club can be visited by traveling to the Cliffside residence of @researchmonkey on the NA PC server, via friends list or guild rooster (Scheming Skeevers Imports, The Divine Pantheon, Iron Bank of Bravos, Elder Scrolls Exchange), or by imposing on anyone on those guild rosters willing to port you in. Since the bathhouse is no longer marked as my primary residence, please use the add-on "Port to Friends House" to port to any of my houses. (Yes, it let's you port to any house a player owns, not just their primary residence.)]
- Grumbles the Vague
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Drazkyth✭✭✭What?PC EU
British Is Best
Deekus Xerrean
Ebonheart Pact Grand Overlord
Why so salty?
QQ Some more2 -
Sixty5✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Visiting a toilet sounds like a pretty s***y experience.Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.
I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds10 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I take offense at the fact that this supposed temple of modern plumbing is amenable to only selective clientelle. How rude and backwards - I expected better of you, Greenshade!1 -
researchmonkey✭✭✭Mixed bathing! Never!
Argonians must use the river with the rest of the Guar.
- Grumbles the Vague5 -
Master_Fluff✭✭✭✭Hmmm, should I make a character on the NA server just for these kind of events, I wonder...
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SHADOW2KK✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Taking the *** much OP?
(Scottish slang)Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.
Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..
Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)
Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
Harrods
Member Of The Old Guard
PC Closed Betas 2013
PC Mastah Race
Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk
Been playing since Beta and Early Access1 -
researchmonkey✭✭✭Updated with embedded screenshots to help those suffering from Playstation and or PC EU server-itis.- Grumbles the Vague2
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purple-magicb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭The finest toilet in Tamriel? I thought that was bowl of cold chili!I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]1 -
ZiRM✭✭✭✭✭
✭Light a match would ya!
Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!2 -
researchmonkey✭✭✭Dear @makreh ,
Khaajit and werewolf clientele will be charged an additional "fur-clogged-drain" fee for bathing services. Beverages and laundry fees as per normal.
We regret being unable to serve human blood to Vampire clinete due to health permit restrictions.
Bosmer clientele should note that NO HUMAN BODIES are served, either raw or cooked, as food on the premises, so they should conduct their filthy dining rituals elsewhere.
Dunmar clientele are kindly requested to leave their slaves outside with the mounts in the stables, as their presence may offend some patrons.
A strict dress code is in effect at all times downstairs in the lounge area, so Nord clientele should endeavor to wear something other than a freshly killed and hastily skinned dead animal.
Prospective Argonian members may find bathing in the river more to their taste.
Members are to please note that there is to be no mixed bathing on the bath floor. Lady guests may bath during the odd hours of the day, while gentlemen members are requested to bath only during even hours of the day, when ladies are present in the club.
Kindest regards,
Grumbles the Vague
Edited by researchmonkey on November 7, 2017 5:29AM- Grumbles the Vague2 -
SquareSausage✭✭✭✭✭ive seen better latrines in the taliban cave system in afghanistan which are infested with camel spiders and encrusted in humanoidal faeceal debris
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Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭researchmonkey wrote: »Mixed bathing! Never!
Argonians must use the river with the rest of the Guar.
Not so gentle a man, after all
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