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The Ebonshadow Shield looks like lady parts
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Nemesis7884✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭not really but nice to see where your mind went...if a shield stimulates you, its probably time for a cold showerEdited by Nemesis7884 on September 22, 2017 3:49AM38 -
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✭✭✭✭If I met a Lady with skull and scales imbedded around her "parts", I would run away as a little beach.20 -
Kammakazi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Nemesis7884 wrote: »not really but noce to see where your mimd went...if a shield stimulates you, ots probably time for a cold shower
A friend of mine requested images of the two styles in shields and she pointed it out, not me
Edited by Kammakazi on September 19, 2017 4:56AM0 -
SydneyGrey✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Read headline and thought, I'll bet he's making some massive exaggeration, here.
Saw pic .... not an exaggeration.29 -
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✭I don't understand if you are happy with that or you would prefer it looks like something else.lll
"I really don't know who the **** came off with this change. Definitely somebody who does not play the game, that's for sure".
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imredneckson✭✭✭✭✭If I met a Lady with skull and scales imbedded around her "parts", I would run away as a little beach.
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Taylor_MB✭✭✭✭✭
✭SydneyGrey wrote: »Read headline and thought, I'll bet he's making some massive exaggeration, here.
Saw pic .... not an exaggeration.
Came here to make a "pft you've clearly never seen lady parts" post..... but it does bare a striking resemblance.PvP Defensive Set Comparison
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Betheny✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Maybe Argonian lady parts...but if you're seeing that irl then I suggest you book a visit with your doctor after.6 -
Feanor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Reminds me of the topic of that Chokethorn bust a while back. For some people ESO seems to be one big Rorschach test...Edited by Feanor on September 19, 2017 10:02AMMain characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.4 -
Saturnana✭✭✭✭✭Question shouldn't be whether or not it resembles lady parts, but rather does it matter?
We're playing a mature-rated game, are we not?
Edited by Saturnana on September 19, 2017 10:33AM@Saturnna | PC / EU
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Axoinus✭✭✭✭✭Does the shield look like a lady part? Or do lady parts look like a shield?
Great, now one more thing in real life that will make me want to play ESO.4 -
logarifmik✭✭✭✭✭
✭Part of the shield looks like part of a lady? Grow up! Just PLAY with it!Edited by logarifmik on September 19, 2017 12:14PMEU PC: @logarifmik | Languages: Русский, English
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MilwaukeeScott✭✭✭✭✭You hang out with some pretty strange ladies.PS4NA
All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Well.....there's that. Nice artwork team
Seriously, nice touch...power of the.....-PC (PTS)/Xbox One: NewBlacksmurf
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Mureel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭It was like:
Artist's Friend: Noooo you'll NEVER a ****** (stars mine!) on a weapon xD Someone will catch it!
Artist: Hold my beer.2 -
ParaNostram✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Eh, things are phallic all the time. Nothing wrong with something having qualities like a ***... Would that make the shield vulvic? Or would it be labial?
Edit: OH MY GOD THE LITERAL MEDICAL TERM IS CENSORED WHAT IN THE ACTUAL *** ZOS!?!?Edited by ParaNostram on September 19, 2017 1:37PM"Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."
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Mureel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ParaNostram wrote: »Eh, things are phallic all the time. Nothing wrong with something having qualities like a ***... Would that make the shield vulvic? Or would it be labial?
Vulvic. It's the whole taco.0
