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Natch Potes aka Pants Notes
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✭✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes?
Combat and Gameplay Changes
Sorcerer- Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.
lol
made me blaugh :-)3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭OP, you need to post this in your OP. Or another thread will rise and topple yours.
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Eweroun✭✭✭✭In between at @Zos HQ:
R: Hey Gina, good morning, had a nice weekend?
G: sure man, hyped for today
R: Well eh...
G: No, don't you dare saying there's a problem with the servers
R: No, that's not an issue, people already got used to that
G: So?
R: Today we'll nerf the sorcs, so prepare to get a *** of comments after patch notes release. You know there was already a thread before servers were offline
G: *uhhhh
R: some khajiit was asking to turn the sky green... always the same with those; drinking skooma all day long..
G: well... that's kinda funny, we could do that on St-Patricks day, no?
R: *writing something in notebook* good idea; so you finished patch notes?
G: nah, was about to start, still have 6-7h to do the copy-paste, no?
R: Sure... 6-7h at least, could be more *winks*
G: K, you join for a cup of coffee?
R: Oh wel, sure, nobody'll know that extra hour of maintenance was due to a coffee break
G: yeah, we probably get some of those epic hamster-gifs again, I do like them
R: yeah, I also like those 'natch potes'-threads.. You know, they recalled it to Pants Notes now. Don't like that one very much. I prefer shorts..
G: uhu..
*finally starting to walk to the coffee machine
- to be continued -Edited by Eweroun on May 22, 2017 10:34AM|Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
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So relax and enjoy the void - or just press F5 until the keyboard it crumbles yes.
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✭✭✭✭✭Anyway, let's get this going...
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I do what I can to bring some cheer.AzraelKrieg wrote: »Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes?
Combat and Gameplay Changes
Sorcerer- Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.
lol
made me blaugh :-)@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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ArvenAldmeri✭✭✭✭✭ArvenAldmeri wrote: »
Welcome back to the fold my friend, us Nightblades missed you here.ArvenAldmeri wrote: »I am sure they are gonna overnerf the pet and sorc will be back to having only one way to set up their bars...
Well NB got really big damage buff in spectral bow and twisting path. They might be actually really strong with that now.
Probably not. Spectral bow will be boost to stamblades, but not a game-changer by any means. Path only benefits the magblades, who did need love, but who also had access to the destro-staff skill line for dps.
Stamblades were not bad in the first place. And magblades are gonna benefit from spectral bow also as its both morph change. Together with twisting path I expect magblades to be good as dps in pve again. As far as pvp is concerned, they were never bad, neither mag or stam.Magicka sorcerer from start until the end. Always. Through the good times and the bad, even now when its probably saddest PvE dps it has ever been.
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✭✭✭✭✭And word is coming in now from Bikini Bottom...
No, no Khajiit poledancer, we weren't calling for you.
Anyway, from a Pineapple under the sea...
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Fodore✭✭✭✭WAAAAAA! It's a couple of weeks for me on console and then you just know that it's gonna take nearly a day to download and fingers crossed it doesn't crash
I'm so jelly
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✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »OP, you need to post this in your OP. Or another thread will rise and topple yours.
Oki. Thanks for advice. Edited main post
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Eweroun✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »<more memes>
Edited by Eweroun on May 22, 2017 11:17AM|Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
|Potato Knights - former core member|
|former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|
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✭✭✭✭✭Dammit Zeni I am leaving for vacation tomorrow! GET THE SERVERS UP AND THE NATCH POTES OUT ALREADY!!!!PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!0 -
lientier✭✭✭✭patch notes are in the german forum already: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/de/discussion/345689/patchnotizen-v3-0-5-pc-mac#latestPC-EU @lientier1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭German Pants Notes - so near and yet oh so very far ...
Yours with paws
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Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭@ZOS_GinaBruno will there be a section for the new patch notes and the base ones from PTS?
No. Unless you want to unofficially compile them. Because its just the patch notes for the LIVE server, not the PTS. It would just create confusion. Its much better to put all the stuff in the format Gina uses now.Power level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
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✭Wreuntzylla wrote: »SantieClaws wrote: »Indeed.
Bring on the Pants Notes. It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)
Also why is Tamriel not back up yet and also why is the sky blue? This one thinks it should be green perhaps. Could you change that too yes?
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Tamriel already has three moons but no waves. Odd. I can hear the sounds of waves breaking on the shore...
Ohhh and I own a home and island, each with a volcano! Neither is growing... Where does all the lava go???
Yes, so, go ahead, make the sky green, nothing else makes sense.
3 moons? There's Jone and Jode (also called Masser and Secunda, but I prefer the Khajiiti names). What's the third one?PC-EU0
