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What was the funniest Patch Notes part?
Kay1
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I know all of us are crying, unsubbing, canceling preorders and breaking things at home but c'mon some parts were funny.
For our forum brothers that haven't read the Apocalypse yet: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/335600/pts-patch-notes-v3-0-0#latest
Edited by Kay1 on April 18, 2017 3:20PM For our forum brothers that haven't read the Apocalypse yet: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/335600/pts-patch-notes-v3-0-0#latest
K1 The Big Monkey
What was the funniest Patch Notes part? 341 votes
The Dragonknight nerf
9%
31 votes
The Templar nerf
15%
52 votes
The Nightblade nerf
8%
28 votes
The removal of sustain
9%
34 votes
The Medium and Light Armor nerf
5%
20 votes
Battlegrounds without CP (for now)
2%
10 votes
Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed once
30%
105 votes
Other (explain)
17%
61 votes
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Kay1✭✭✭✭✭
✭The removal of sustainSydneyGrey wrote: »They nerfed heavy armor, too. All armor has been nerfed.
Nah, 42% is nothing, they don't calculate % how you think they do.
In fact in the next patch Black Rose and another sustain set will be meta more than ever, any experienced theorycrafter know it.Edited by Kay1 on April 18, 2017 3:31PMK1 The Big Monkey5 -
Izaki✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Other (explain)I was expecting far worse patch notes. I actually quite like them. They done pretty much everything right aside from the Light/Medium cost reduction nerfs IMO. That's the only thing that should be reverted.@ Izaki #PCEU
#FrenchKiss #GoneFor2YearsAndMyGuildDoesn'tRaidAnymore
#MoreDPSthanYou
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Asardes✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭The Nightblade nerfWell, I was playing with 3 magicka DDs last night, farming the motif in Ruins of Mazzatun, when the patch notes came out and people started discussing on guilds. Suffices to say that the game almost fell apart as people were so pissed they couldn't concentrate, and we barely managed to do the HM, with a few wipes, after 3-4 almost flawless runs prior. So I'm pretty certain that people didn't laugh much.
On the other hand why nerf NB even further?
Fig 1: Redguard stamina sorcerer beating poor khajiit stamina NB in IC.
Edited by Asardes on April 18, 2017 4:06PMBeta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
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✭Other (explain)The part where they said it was 'balance'.Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!15 -
Kay1✭✭✭✭✭
✭The removal of sustainWell, I was playing with 3 magicka DDs last night, farming the motif in Ruins of Mazzatun, when the patch notes came out and people started discussing on guilds. Suffices to say that the game almost fell apart as people were so pissed they couldn't concentrate, and we barely managed to do the HM, with a few wipes, after 3-4 almost flawless runs prior. So I'm pretty certain that people didn't laugh much.
On the other hand why nerf NB even further?
Because they deserve it, they are broken, last night I saw one killing Rakkhat alone and then he jumped on Cyrodiil and did a 1v50 while they were throwing siege weapons on him.
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✭✭✭✭✭Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed onceThis was my reaction when I read the patch notes:
I wanted infinite sustain to go, but not for things to be hit this bad. This is horrible.4 -
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✭The removal of sustainThis was my reaction when I read the patch notes:
I wanted infinite sustain to go, but not for things to be hit this bad. This is horrible.
I can't wait to do 3 skills on my dragonknight in middle of a trial and sheathe my weapons so I can go dinner and comeback once my resources are up.
BUT if your resources are under 14k it's a buff, your heard that? IT'S A *** BUFFK1 The Big Monkey7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Everyone knew Battlegrounds would be no CP
When ZoS says they are "leaning" towards something, it really means, "we've decided and it's final"2 -
FlyLionel✭✭✭✭Other (explain)Magsorc chillin in the cut like...leave us out of all this drama we gooood cuh.The Flyers6 -
Firerock2✭✭✭✭✭The Templar nerfI wanted to vote Dragonknight and Templar but I chose Templar since out of any role they should at least be the best at healing. Seems they can't do s*** now. It's ironic though that Dragonknights have finally gotten their Coagulating Blood buffed after a year of not having it just to be broken down again.
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✭✭✭✭✭The Nightblade nerfZOS was like:
btw. It is pretty much hilarious that they nerfed NB again (if you don't know NB is considered the worst overall class in eso)... At some point I simply stopped caring about it...
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✭✭✭✭Other (explain)The funniest part is definitely the over the top tears that crop up on this forum every 3 months. It's always a fun time.
Just think ... we are less than 2 months from the next nerf everything that could kill my toon thread cycle!Edited by THEDKEXPERIENCE on April 18, 2017 3:58PM1 -
lauykanson✭✭✭The Medium and Light Armor nerfGuys the funniest part is the light and medium armor passive nerf...look it up yourself
When they removed 1% reduction from each skill point input they must be like ''oh *** the number of skill points will be messed up, so lets shift those extra skill points to magic/stam recovery so its ''balanced'' again, problem solved!''
Seriously ZOS if u gonna nerf some stuff at least try to look smart while you are at it, stuff like this is an direct insult to players who care about the game10 -
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✭The removal of sustainI'm imagining Zenimax dev's writing this high as *** and laughing, all that while stabbing a picture of a dkEdited by Kay1 on April 18, 2017 4:10PMK1 The Big Monkey6 -
mrdankles✭✭✭Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed onceThey removed stealth damage bonus on players. Lol GG ZOS. Stamina nightblade worst class in the game..8
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RT_Frank✭✭✭Other (explain)In the midst of all the class nerfs, sorc's dark exchange is .2 seconds longer was pretty damn funny. It's like ZOS is like "Don't worry guys, we nerfed ALL classes equally"... The class bias is just so real that it's funny5 -
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✭✭The removal of sustainThis will hurt endgame Trials pve everyone will only want meta builds no exceptions now since with lower sustain will mean lower overall dps meaning longer fights there will be even less leway now to carry bad players unless I missed where they will be lowering monster HP to compensate this patch is a disaster
stamina anything is officially dead
No CP for Battlegrounds why even have CP if your can't even use it for certain content anymore this just shows the already horrible problem with CP and that fact ZOS has no idea what's there doingEdited by RebornV3x on April 18, 2017 4:25PMXbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.8 -
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✭The removal of sustainThis will hurt endgame Trials pve everyone will only want meta builds no exceptions since with lower sustain will mean lower overall dps meaning longer fights unless I missed where they will be lowering monster HP to compensate this patch is a disaster
stamina anything is officially dead
No CP for Battlegrounds why even have CP if your can't even use it for certain content anymore this just shows the already horrible problem with CP and that fact ZOS has no idea what's there doing
Not only Trials, any casual player just doing their quest or a dungeon will run out of resources after 9 secondsK1 The Big Monkey5 -
Vanthras79✭✭✭✭✭The Templar nerf#WrobelnerfbatNorion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.0 -
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✭Other (explain)The fact they nerf major mending for DK and Templar but leave it strong for Warden. LOL5 -
Ocelot9x✭✭✭✭✭"Major mending is overpowered so we take it away from dk and templars but not from warden because we need moneyzz"17
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