What was the funniest Patch Notes part?

Kay1

I know all of us are crying, unsubbing, canceling preorders and breaking things at home but c'mon some parts were funny.

For our forum brothers that haven't read the Apocalypse yet: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/335600/pts-patch-notes-v3-0-0#latest

SydneyGrey

They nerfed heavy armor, too. All armor has been nerfed.

Kay1

The removal of sustain

SydneyGrey wrote: »

They nerfed heavy armor, too. All armor has been nerfed.

Nah, 42% is nothing, they don't calculate % how you think they do.

In fact in the next patch Black Rose and another sustain set will be meta more than ever, any experienced theorycrafter know it.

Izaki

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I was expecting far worse patch notes. I actually quite like them. They done pretty much everything right aside from the Light/Medium cost reduction nerfs IMO. That's the only thing that should be reverted.

Strider_Roshin

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Comment section lol

Asardes

The Nightblade nerf

Well, I was playing with 3 magicka DDs last night, farming the motif in Ruins of Mazzatun, when the patch notes came out and people started discussing on guilds. Suffices to say that the game almost fell apart as people were so pissed they couldn't concentrate, and we barely managed to do the HM, with a few wipes, after 3-4 almost flawless runs prior. So I'm pretty certain that people didn't laugh much.

On the other hand why nerf NB even further?

Fig 1: Redguard stamina sorcerer beating poor khajiit stamina NB in IC.

FleetwoodSmack

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The part where they said it was 'balance'.

Kay1

The removal of sustain

Asardes wrote: »

Well, I was playing with 3 magicka DDs last night, farming the motif in Ruins of Mazzatun, when the patch notes came out and people started discussing on guilds. Suffices to say that the game almost fell apart as people were so pissed they couldn't concentrate, and we barely managed to do the HM, with a few wipes, after 3-4 almost flawless runs prior. So I'm pretty certain that people didn't laugh much.

On the other hand why nerf NB even further?

Because they deserve it, they are broken, last night I saw one killing Rakkhat alone and then he jumped on Cyrodiil and did a 1v50 while they were throwing siege weapons on him.

Ch4mpTW

Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed once

This was my reaction when I read the patch notes:


I wanted infinite sustain to go, but not for things to be hit this bad. This is horrible.

Turelus

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The drama on the forums following them.

Kay1

The removal of sustain

Ch4mpTW wrote: »

This was my reaction when I read the patch notes:


I wanted infinite sustain to go, but not for things to be hit this bad. This is horrible.

I can't wait to do 3 skills on my dragonknight in middle of a trial and sheathe my weapons so I can go dinner and comeback once my resources are up.

BUT if your resources are under 14k it's a buff, your heard that? IT'S A *** BUFF

Waffennacht

Everyone knew Battlegrounds would be no CP

When ZoS says they are "leaning" towards something, it really means, "we've decided and it's final"

FlyLionel

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Magsorc chillin in the cut like...leave us out of all this drama we gooood cuh.

Smasherx74

The Templar nerf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJBPfQv1wQ

Firerock2

The Templar nerf

I wanted to vote Dragonknight and Templar but I chose Templar since out of any role they should at least be the best at healing. Seems they can't do s*** now. It's ironic though that Dragonknights have finally gotten their Coagulating Blood buffed after a year of not having it just to be broken down again.

Vipstaakki

The Templar nerf

Tommy_The_Gun

The Nightblade nerf

ZOS was like:

btw. It is pretty much hilarious that they nerfed NB again (if you don't know NB is considered the worst overall class in eso)... At some point I simply stopped caring about it...

THEDKEXPERIENCE

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The funniest part is definitely the over the top tears that crop up on this forum every 3 months. It's always a fun time.

Just think ... we are less than 2 months from the next nerf everything that could kill my toon thread cycle!

lauykanson

The Medium and Light Armor nerf

Guys the funniest part is the light and medium armor passive nerf...look it up yourself

When they removed 1% reduction from each skill point input they must be like ''oh *** the number of skill points will be messed up, so lets shift those extra skill points to magic/stam recovery so its ''balanced'' again, problem solved!''

Seriously ZOS if u gonna nerf some stuff at least try to look smart while you are at it, stuff like this is an direct insult to players who care about the game

Kay1

The removal of sustain

I'm imagining Zenimax dev's writing this high as *** and laughing, all that while stabbing a picture of a dk

mrdankles

Nothing, I'm so pissed off that I didn't laughed once

They removed stealth damage bonus on players. Lol GG ZOS. Stamina nightblade worst class in the game..

Vipstaakki

The Templar nerf

Kay1 wrote: »

I'm imagining Zenimax dev's writing this high as *** and laughing, all that while stabbing a picture of a dk

Actually, now that you mentioned it, i am going to join them at laughing.

anitajoneb17_ESO

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Turelus wrote: »

The drama on the forums following them.

This^^^

RT_Frank

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In the midst of all the class nerfs, sorc's dark exchange is .2 seconds longer was pretty damn funny. It's like ZOS is like "Don't worry guys, we nerfed ALL classes equally"... The class bias is just so real that it's funny

RebornV3x

The removal of sustain

This will hurt endgame Trials pve everyone will only want meta builds no exceptions now since with lower sustain will mean lower overall dps meaning longer fights there will be even less leway now to carry bad players unless I missed where they will be lowering monster HP to compensate this patch is a disaster

stamina anything is officially dead

No CP for Battlegrounds why even have CP if your can't even use it for certain content anymore this just shows the already horrible problem with CP and that fact ZOS has no idea what's there doing

Kay1

The removal of sustain

RebornV3x wrote: »

This will hurt endgame Trials pve everyone will only want meta builds no exceptions since with lower sustain will mean lower overall dps meaning longer fights unless I missed where they will be lowering monster HP to compensate this patch is a disaster

stamina anything is officially dead

No CP for Battlegrounds why even have CP if your can't even use it for certain content anymore this just shows the already horrible problem with CP and that fact ZOS has no idea what's there doing

Not only Trials, any casual player just doing their quest or a dungeon will run out of resources after 9 seconds

Ballzy321

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Caltrops stacking should be fun defending keeps

Vanthras79

The Templar nerf

#Wrobelnerfbat

Voxicity

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Nothing. I like them

psychotic13

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The fact they nerf major mending for DK and Templar but leave it strong for Warden. LOL

Ocelot9x

"Major mending is overpowered so we take it away from dk and templars but not from warden because we need moneyzz"