So I finally decided to wear the VO mask that was collecting cobwebs in my bank....

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And I'm like....

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It's that terrible. Thank Molag bals mace that there are costumes that can hide the blasphemy of terrible armor design in this game.

It looks like a baby who tasted their first lemon.

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  • Mashille
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    *Cough* Breton Hero Costume *Cough*
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  • notimetocare
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    The inspiration
    Edited by notimetocare on November 1, 2016 10:04PM
  • Taylor_MB
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    It looks great!

    Like you are permanently disgusted and judging everyone around you!
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  • jedtb16_ESO
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    how did you manage to keep spiders in your bank?
  • CultOfMMO
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    looks *** awesome to me, i love mine. I dyed the mask itself gold and the hood red.
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    vAS HM 111k Immortal Redeemer (Magplar)
    vCR HM 129k Gryphon Heart (Magblade/plar)
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  • Eleusian
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    Looks much better with the whole set equipped.Try it out , but then again not everyone has the same tastes
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  • Sigma957
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    It's Yokudan medium armour style, I think it looks great :smile:
  • Abeille
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    I like it :T

    To each their own I guess.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Milvan
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    Perharps this will suit the op better.

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    Gryphons guild - @Milvan,
  • Sigtric
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    Can't tell if that is a mask or standard altmer face

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    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

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  • TheUrbanWizard
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    This. Altmer are long-faced ugly mofos lol
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Lol!!!
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  • JD2013
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    Kinda reminds me of this. I don't dislike it.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    WTF is that, JD?
  • Runs
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    Hmmm this is the perfect look for....

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    Runs| Orc NightbladeChim-el Adabal| Dunmer TemplarM'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
    Oddity| Altmer SorcerorDrizlo| Orc DragonKnightLady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
    Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian NightbladeWar'den Peace| Khajiit WardenLittle Warden Annie Altmer Warden
    Ports with Blood| Breton TemplarDirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnightEyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
    Bleak Mystique| Nord WardenPolychronopolous| Imperial SorcerorBullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
    PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
    At Writs End - A place to complete master writs
  • waterfairy
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    I made that same face walking into the work bathroom one day :anguished:
  • Runs
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    ... I was conflicted so much between what to write in that meme that I completely over looked prosperous not being available on weapons.

    My meme was bad and I should feel bad.
    Runs| Orc NightbladeChim-el Adabal| Dunmer TemplarM'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
    Oddity| Altmer SorcerorDrizlo| Orc DragonKnightLady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
    Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian NightbladeWar'den Peace| Khajiit WardenLittle Warden Annie Altmer Warden
    Ports with Blood| Breton TemplarDirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnightEyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
    Bleak Mystique| Nord WardenPolychronopolous| Imperial SorcerorBullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
    PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
    At Writs End - A place to complete master writs
  • Nyx2
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    You don't like it. That's not "terrible armor design".

    This is terrible armor design.

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  • jircris11
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    Nyx2 wrote: »
    You don't like it. That's not "terrible armor design".

    This is terrible armor design.

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    love the armor that gives females the single huge boob XD. Though tbh on plate armor it is understandable sincep late armor would not have such bulky things due to the risk. Now leather or cloth yea they need it...
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  • MissBizz
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    Hide helm.

    I couldn't tell ya the last time I saw my ugly helms.
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  • JD2013
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    WTF is that, JD?

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    Sweetrolls for all!

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    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Mojmir
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    Looks more like the Grinch too me
  • Mic1007
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    how did you manage to keep spiders in your bank?

    Spider Eggs do hatch eventually. ;)
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  • SublimeSparo
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    Mic1007 wrote: »
    how did you manage to keep spiders in your bank?

    Spider Eggs do hatch eventually. ;)

    Oh crap i have like 1k in my craft bad, prepare for spidepocalypse
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    4th Console vMOL clear,
    vMA cleared on all classes stam & magic

    My Tribe
    EU
    High Sparo - Altmer - mSo DD.
    Wood Sparo - Bosmer - sNB DD
    Nord Sparo - Nord -sDK DD/Tank.
    Bubble Girl - Imperial -sTe DD
    Succubus Sue - Breton - mNB Tank.
    Andrana Stormlock - Altmer - mTe Healer/ DD
    Elvali Marvani - Dunmer - mDK DD.
    Venemus Draconem - Redguard - sDK DD
    Jayri Leki - Redguard - sSo DD.
    Miss Jabsalot - Altmer - mTe PvP DD/ Tank
    Mireli Hlaano - Dunmer - mNB DD.
    Ms Shanks - Redguard - sNB DD/ le bank

    NA
    Dilemma Dame - Altmer - mDK DD
    Stamsorc Kitty - Redguard - sSor DD
    Aia Draconis - Imperial - sDK Tank
    Decides-Who-Lives - Argonian - mTe Healer
    You wont stop me - Altmer - mSo DD
    Stab in the dark - Khajiit - sNB DD
    Jabjabjab Beambeambeam - Dunmer - mTe DD
    Spatium Auxiliarus - Imperial - hTe Tank&bank
    Spectre - Altmer - mNB DD
    Can't-Main-Tank -Argonian - sDK offTank
  • Trublz
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    The inspiration

    We really need a dye like that. Chrome I guess I'd call it. Metallic silver.. Whatever.. We need it ASAP
    Edited by Trublz on November 2, 2016 6:03AM
    CP531 Air-eez Redguard DK DPS
    CP531 Hayd-eez Imperial DK Tank
    CP531 SomethinFishy Khajit NB DPS
    CP531 Heracl-eez Orc Sorc DPS
    CP531 Anark-eez Dark Elf DK DPS
    CP531 Herm-eez Breton Temp DPS
  • waterfairy
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    Nyx2 wrote: »
    You don't like it. That's not "terrible armor design".

    This is terrible armor design.

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    That's bad but even if it was fixed the max boobs with inward facing stomach isn't a good look.
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