The Elder Scrolls Online

If you could rename this game...

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  • Locnaar
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Elders Online. A game actually populated mostly by an age-appropriate audience.

    Loved that one,cause I R 1.
    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    Let's see...

    Happy Fun Times With Swords and Magic
    Dude, Where's My Soul?
    Crown Store Tiger Never Dragons
    Lag Max: Fury Load
    As Good As It's Going To Get
    Lord of the Pings
    Wizard of Flaws
    12 Angry Men


    (kidding Zeni, I actually love this game)


    made me shoot coffee out of my nose, good for an +1awesome
    former GM All's Faire Trading Guild

    beta tester Jan 2014


    overheard in Reaper's Marsh (random brigand) "I only kill people who kill people, 'cause killin' people is wrong ..."
  • Mojmir
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    Adventure quest worlds with better graphics
  • Apherius
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    -Elder Noob who cry for nerf Online : Noobbax unlimited
    -Elder Stamina who say they are not cheat Online : Stamina power unlimited

    ╗Out of the Maps - Beautiful things You've never seen╔
    ╗Comprehensive Imperial sewers guide !╔
    ╗Direfrost keep II ~ Arx Corinium II╔
    ╗Out of the map & Housing╔
    French

  • RoyalPink06
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    Elder Scrolls Online: The Quest For Stuff



    (Get it? Like the Family Guy game? Where getting "stuff" seems to be the main objective?)

    :trollface:
    NA PS4
  • NateAssassin
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    The Random Number Generator Online
    AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp
  • SunBro
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    I'm sorry but if you wanna know what I'd call it you'll have to purchase the latest crown pack. Lulz. 5,000 crown cheap you buy :P
  • sluice
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    Elder Snares Online : Roots unlimited!
    PSN: sluiceqc (NA-PS4) CP: 551+
    I strictly play on Daggerfall Covenant for when it comes to PvP
    Daggerfall Covenant
    sluice - Orc Sorcerer (50)
    Anýa - Bosmer Nightblade (0..50)

    Aldmeri Dominion (PvE only)
    Arýä - Altmer Sorcerer (50)
    Marksar - Breton Templar (50)
    Maksar - Bosmer Nightblade (50)
    sluice - Imperial Dragonknight (0..50) R.I.P.

    Ebonheart Pact
    Can't-Heal-Stupid - Argonian Templar (0..50)
    #VMATOKENSYSTEM #TRAITCHANGE
    (vMA) drop table and probability
  • UltimaJoe777
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    NateAssassin wrote: »
    The Random Number Generator Online

    That technically applies for any game lol
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Lightninvash
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    Vangy wrote: »
    Oo i have a good name!

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    *Your thread has crashed. Press enter to send an error report to ZOS that will likely never be read by anyone.*

    Crap let me relog.....

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    *ERROR: Please check if you have a valid internet connection*

    WTF YEAH I HAVE INTERNET CONNECTION. I literally have some **** on alt-tab so yes im sure my internet is fine. Logging in again now sorry guys.

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    *ESO has stopped responding*
    Ah **** it.... Imma go play some other *** now.

    :trollface:
  • ThePaleItalian
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    When housing comes out:

    Elder Scrolls House Sitting Online
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
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    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • Robbmrp
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    The Elder Scum Online..... since we've all pretty much done something scummy at one point or another....
    NA Server - Kildair
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    The Elder Scum Online..... since we've all pretty much done something scummy at one point or another....

    Probably the worst thing I've ever done is ninja a node I needed enough to bother doing so and not share.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • kevlarto_ESO
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    ScooberSteve wrote: »
    Elder Cheaters Online

    This^^ or the alternative "Elder Exploits Online"
  • Robbmrp
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    UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    The Elder Scum Online..... since we've all pretty much done something scummy at one point or another....

    Probably the worst thing I've ever done is ninja a node I needed enough to bother doing so and not share.

    @UltimaJoe777 See, it fits everyone as that's probly the worst thing I've done...other than maybe gank a lowbie in PVP who was questing..... I felt bad afterwards a little....maybe.... not really....
    NA Server - Kildair
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    The Elder Scum Online..... since we've all pretty much done something scummy at one point or another....

    Probably the worst thing I've ever done is ninja a node I needed enough to bother doing so and not share.

    @UltimaJoe777 See, it fits everyone as that's probly the worst thing I've done...other than maybe gank a lowbie in PVP who was questing..... I felt bad afterwards a little....maybe.... not really....

    I wouldn't really consider node ninjaing scummy though, just a *** move lol

    I always sympathize with them though if I do ninja it. Unless they do it to others for kicks then I don't :p
    Edited by UltimaJoe777 on August 31, 2016 7:08PM
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Robbmrp
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    UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    The Elder Scum Online..... since we've all pretty much done something scummy at one point or another....

    Probably the worst thing I've ever done is ninja a node I needed enough to bother doing so and not share.

    @UltimaJoe777 See, it fits everyone as that's probly the worst thing I've done...other than maybe gank a lowbie in PVP who was questing..... I felt bad afterwards a little....maybe.... not really....

    I wouldn't really consider node ninjaing scummy though, just a *** move lol

    I always sympathize with them though if I do ninja it. Unless they do it to others for kicks then I don't :p

    Yeah, same here!
    NA Server - Kildair
  • DysonSolar
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    Ten Best New and Appropriate ESO Titles:

    1. Elderly Maintenance Cycles
    2. Skyrim/Oblivion Ruined Online
    3. Just Another MMO Wannabe
    4. No Housing or Immersion MMO
    5. This Isn't The Game You Were Looking For, Move Along, Online
    6. No Mods, No Refunds, No Fun Online
    7. The NonOpen, Open World MMO
    8. Return to Hello Kitty Time MMO
    9. Threepeat the Main Quest Online
    10. 'There Is No Sanctuary' MMO


  • UltimaJoe777
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    DysonSolar wrote: »
    Ten Best New and Appropriate ESO Titles:

    1. Elderly Maintenance Cycles
    2. Skyrim/Oblivion Ruined Online
    3. Just Another MMO Wannabe
    4. No Housing or Immersion MMO
    5. This Isn't The Game You Were Looking For, Move Along, Online
    6. No Mods, No Refunds, No Fun Online
    7. The NonOpen, Open World MMO
    8. Return to Hello Kitty Time MMO
    9. Threepeat the Main Quest Online
    10. 'There Is No Sanctuary' MMO


    Everything on that list except for #1 either is just plain hating or makes no sense. Some are both.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • altemriel
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    "The first game that I love to play more than a year now"

    "Elder Bugs online, them fixin them, but not eta"

    :smiley: it is still the best game that I ever played!!!
  • Sheezabeast
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    Lorebreaking Elders Scrolling Online: One Flustercluck
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • SolarCat02
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    Don't Panic: It Always Does That


    We recruited a bunch of newbies this weekend after an impromptu "Let's take a hoard of level 3-9's to Coldharbor" event, and I feel like I am always telling them that this week, so it felt appropriate. :D
    Why be normal when you can be better?

    Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
    Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
    Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
    Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS
  • SneaK
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    Lagging Time Sink: Sometimes Online
    Limited
    "IMO"
    Aldmeri Dominion
    1 Nightblade - 1 Templar - 7 Hybrid Mutt Abominations
  • haunted1994F
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    999+ Scrolls Online: Lag Unlimited
  • NobleVulom
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    Everyone stands in red Online: blame the healer edition
    @Noble.Vulom - PC / An Aussie on NA / cp600+

    Ra'hba Khajiit Nightblade (AD) DPS
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    Ignatìus Dunmer Dragonknight (EP) DPS
    The Harvestér Altmer Nightblade (AD) PVP
    Viktor Nikiforov Altmer Sorcerer (EP) DPS
    The Effulgence Argonian Templar (AD) PVP
    Sorcit Altmer Sorcerer (DC) PVP
    Midorima Altmer Warden (DC) DPS
  • Runefang
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    Elders Play Online

    I assume the general pop is older than most games because they have a very stuck in the mud attitude towards change. It's very much a case of "This game is [snip] but its [snip] I know and am used to so don't change it".

    [Edited to remove censor bypass.]
    Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on September 2, 2016 5:14PM
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Runefang wrote: »
    Elders Play Online

    I assume the general pop is older than most games because they have a very stuck in the mud attitude towards change. It's very much a case of "This game is [snip] but its [snip] I know and am used to so don't change it".

    [Edited to remove censor bypass.]

    You're kidding right? Sure at least the majority of us aren't a bunch of twerky teens but the majority of the community also wants a LOT of things to change.
    Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on September 2, 2016 5:14PM
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Runefang
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    UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
    Runefang wrote: »
    Elders Play Online

    I assume the general pop is older than most games because they have a very stuck in the mud attitude towards change. It's very much a case of "This game is [snip] but its [snip] I know and am used to so don't change it".

    [Edited to remove censor bypass.]

    You're kidding right? Sure at least the majority of us aren't a bunch of twerky teens but the majority of the community also wants a LOT of things to change.

    It's definitely the most change resistant community I've ever met.
    Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on September 2, 2016 5:15PM
  • DHale
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    Feed your Horses online

    Horse simulator unlimited (until you hit a tiny pebble)

    Horse simulator Online.

    Horse simulator 2000

    Crown Store with some skyrim stuff unlimited

    Elder bugs Online

    Elder bugs unlimited

    Then and Now oh what a difference 2 years make unlimited.

    Then: Dragon leaping into keeps was not intended but is inventive and dynamic gameplay and has a risk and reward scenario.

    Now: Dragon leaping into keeps is exploiting and you will be banned from your account.

    This was fun.
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  • KingMagaw
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    Exorbitant Scrolls Online: Pay2Play

    All the other terms i have to describe this game would be blanked out ))
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Runefang wrote: »
    UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
    Runefang wrote: »
    Elders Play Online

    I assume the general pop is older than most games because they have a very stuck in the mud attitude towards change. It's very much a case of "This game is [snip] but its [snip] I know and am used to so don't change it".

    [Edited to remove censor bypass.]

    You're kidding right? Sure at least the majority of us aren't a bunch of twerky teens but the majority of the community also wants a LOT of things to change.

    It's definitely the most change resistant community I've ever met.

    I don't think you spend much time, if any, in Combat & Mechanics lol
    Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on September 2, 2016 5:15PM
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
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