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There are three items on the table in front of you...
SG_Celerrimus
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A key to any door.
A sword of one shotting noob pwning epicness.
The worlds most delicious sweet roll.
Which do you choose, and why?
Edited by SG_Celerrimus on September 25, 2014 2:51AM A sword of one shotting noob pwning epicness.
The worlds most delicious sweet roll.
Which do you choose, and why?
There are three items on the table in front of you... 163 votes
The key.
53%
87 votes
The sword.
14%
23 votes
The Sweet roll.
32%
53 votes
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Forestd16b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The Sweet roll.so it's
`nocternals skeleton key
`Marus Dagon razor
`sweet roll
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ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The Sweet roll.Some doors are ment to stay closed, just watch any horror movie.
If I can pwn Noobs all day every there is no risk of losing making competitive play pointless. Also frustrating other players would make them not want to play and thus lessening the amount of players I can play with and my own fun.
I chose the sweet roll because its a sweet roll and aside from potential cavities has no real readily available downside.3 -
Liquid_Time✭✭✭✭✭The sword.. Just so I can kill anyone that tries to prevent me from taking the other two items as well.
I win.¸.•¨)
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IGN: Liquid Past || Rank: V14 || Class: Nightblade || World Skill: Vampire
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SG_Celerrimus✭✭✭✭✭
✭The sword.Liquid_Time wrote: »The sword.. Just so I can kill anyone that tries to prevent me from taking the other two items as well.
I win.
*Slow clap* well played my friend, well played.3 -
Locnaar✭✭✭The key.I choose the key.
with the key, I can break into any sweetroll making facility whenever I wish.
The sword can never be safe and can be taken anytime.
Go thieves guild!former GM All's Faire Trading Guild
beta tester Jan 2014
overheard in Reaper's Marsh (random brigand) "I only kill people who kill people, 'cause killin' people is wrong ..."4 -
Zorrashi✭✭✭✭✭The key.I gain swords all the time, so unless the sword is special and not going to stab me in the back later, then no.
That sweet roll is probably rotten or something. Or poisoned. No one leaves a sweet roll unattended. Especially near a sword and key. Something's up.
At least with the key I can open a chest or something....or it can be a cool nick knack. I like both shiny trinkets and old, crusted antiques.3 -
Gilvoth✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The key.ill take the sword because i want to have pure ownage in every single pvp kill non stop and never allow any one to kill me in pvp.1 -
Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The key.They key of course. So i can get past the bugged keep doors.٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."3 -
twev✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I always choose the item that, (depending on security measures on the doors and windows):- Fits in my pocket
- Is the least awkward
- Can be sold for the max amount
- Won't get me charged with a felony if I don't get back to the window or door in time.
I hope this helps with your college philosophy homework.
The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.0 -
Nox_Aeterna✭✭✭✭✭
✭The sword.The sword will do."Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
-Hanlon's razor0 -
bertenburnyb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭The key.I choose the key, with it I can just steal the sword and sweetrol of other players while they're sleepingHaze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer
Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)3 -
babylon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The sword.Sword will get me through any door and you'll give me your sweetrolls too.0 -
Two-Dogs✭✭✭I choose the only sane choice - that of making no choice.
Wait..
Edited by Two-Dogs on September 25, 2014 8:42AM3 -
GnatB✭✭✭✭The sword.Liquid_Time wrote: »The sword.. Just so I can kill anyone that tries to prevent me from taking the other two items as well.
I win.
Lol, exactly the first thing I thought of.
Though I was going to phrase it a bit less lethally...
The sword. That'll should keep the complaints to a minimum when I pocket the other two items as well.
Achievements Suck1 -
Arthur_Spoonfondle✭✭✭✭The key.This one needs only the key, with it he will soon be rich and buy his own epic daggers and bottles of skooma, sorry, slip of the tongue, sweetrolls.3
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Moomins✭✭✭I walk away because a situation like this can only mean one thing... Its a Sheogorath trick.... Curse that Mad God!!!!
M'aiq the Liar"Dragons? Oh, they're everywhere! You must fly very high to see most of them, though. The ones nearer the ground are very hard to see, being invisible."4 -
Gythral✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The table!
The items on it come with it & I can now check that Uncle Sheo isn't hiding under it!“Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy2 -
Kreetar✭✭✭The Sweet roll.because I'm a fatty.
dip me in the blood of mortals and throw me to the Dremora4 -
renton1x1x1✭✭✭The key.THE KEY eventually i could find the other two
Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire
www.alitheso.com Casual Social EU PvX Guild
Ebonheart Pact EU PVP Decimation Elite Azura's Star
The Traveling Merchant
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/190077/the-traveling-merchant-eu-craglorn-trading-guild
So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane? - Rimmer - Red Dwarf V - Quarantine0 -
Frenkthevile✭✭✭✭The key.The Key. Because knowledge is power, and knowledge of the Truth is usually hidden from common mortals.0 -
stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭The Sweet roll.Wait, what were those other things? Oh, never mind. Omnomnom.3 -
Pseudolo✭✭✭The key.The sweet roll is so delicious, and the sword so epic, but with a key that opens any door I could "buy", and I mean steal, any sweet roll I wanted, and murder in their sleep those stupid noobs, and "murder in their sleep" is waaaaay cooler, funnier and safer than "poking them with an epic one shotter sword". I'd choose the key, so I could be a fat rich *** who steals sweet rolls and murders noobs in their sleep during a sugar rush, and makes money selling their equipment to other soon to be murdered noobs!
(yeah, I know the fact I used the word "steal" 3 times [this included] and the word "murder 5 times [this included] makes me look like a sick person, nonetheless I hereby declare that I've never stolen or murdered in my life nor I'm planning to do it in the foreseeable future)Edited by Pseudolo on September 25, 2014 8:39PM2
