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There are three items on the table in front of you...
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Armitas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭The key.The key. For it opens the doors to knowledge and wisdom. From there I can learn how to bake the sweet roll myself, and how to forge the sword of noob slaying.Retired.
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Izzban✭✭✭The Sweet roll.I really don't want to be running around opening locked doors.
I don't think murdering people is cool.
How interesting. Do I want to be a thief, a murderer, or eat a sweet treat?
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AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The Sweet roll.Actually I want know why I can't take the entire table, my Character works out, and a mere table should be easy for him to pick up.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule4 -
Arthur_Spoonfondle✭✭✭✭The key.
I had the most fun in Skyrim, playing a character that way.The sweet roll is so delicious, and the sword so epic, but with a key that opens any door I could "buy", and I mean steal, any sweet roll I wanted, and murder in their sleep those stupid noobs, and "murder in their sleep" is waaaaay cooler, funnier and safer than "poking them with an epic one shotter sword". I'd choose the key, so I could be a fat rich *** who steals sweet rolls and murders noobs in their sleep during a sugar rush, and makes money selling their equipment to other soon to be murdered noobs!
(yeah, I know the fact I used the word "steal" 3 times [this included] and the word "murder 5 times [this included] makes me look like a sick person, nonetheless I hereby declare that I've never stolen or murder in my life nor I'm planning to do it in the foreseeable future)
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Pseudolo✭✭✭The key.Arthur_Spoonfondle wrote: »
I had the most fun in Skyrim, playing a character that way.The sweet roll is so delicious, and the sword so epic, but with a key that opens any door I could "buy", and I mean steal, any sweet roll I wanted, and murder in their sleep those stupid noobs, and "murder in their sleep" is waaaaay cooler, funnier and safer than "poking them with an epic one shotter sword". I'd choose the key, so I could be a fat rich *** who steals sweet rolls and murders noobs in their sleep during a sugar rush, and makes money selling their equipment to other soon to be murdered noobs!
(yeah, I know the fact I used the word "steal" 3 times [this included] and the word "murder 5 times [this included] makes me look like a sick person, nonetheless I hereby declare that I've never stolen or murder in my life nor I'm planning to do it in the foreseeable future)
I know what you mean. My philosophy in Morrowind and Skyrim was "If it isn't nailed, it's mine". One thing I particularly liked about Skyrim is that I really could murder enemies in their sleep (even bandits in random ruins had a daily schedule)...1 -
SG_Celerrimus✭✭✭✭✭
✭The sword.GoatKnuckle wrote: »I don't like your table. No Skooma? Thanksgiving is NOT at your place this year.
Aww man... but there was going to be cheese...
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Probitas✭✭✭The key.So I can come and go as I please. I don't much care about smacking down characters if the game makes it too easy to do that since it's not challenging and would quickly become boring. Once you eat the sweet roll it's gone. But the key has lasting value.0
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whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭The key.I choose the key.
with the key, I can break into any sweetroll making facility whenever I wish.
The sword can never be safe and can be taken anytime.
Go thieves guild!
Exactly,
When it comes to the sword, the owner has to sleep sometime and can be killed in his sleep or Via an ranged weapon and we can get into anywhere he goes... so he is not safe.
When it comes to sweet rolls, we have the key to break into anywhere otherwise known as the "Skeleton Key".
and can get them anytime.
Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3365 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. Both Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.0 -
Greatfellow✭✭✭The Sweet roll.Me like to fite. Key no help fite. One-shot no fite. Sweetroll make me fite better. Yum. Me like to crush skulls and eat sweetmeats.Edited by Greatfellow on September 25, 2014 10:24PM2
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Woolenthreads✭✭✭✭The Sweet roll.Logic tells me that no weapon can one-shot everything so the sword obviously doesn't exist. The same applies to the key. no key can open every door. So there is only a sweetroll on the table, which I scoff. The other items are just mad illusions, go back to the Shivering Isles, Sheogorath!Oooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!
Having issues with Provisioning Writs? A list of problem Writs and people willing to help in game can be found in this Thread2 -
MADshadowman✭✭✭✭✭The Sweet roll.Seriously? I mean... it's a sweet roll. That's like asking "what would you choose - the bacon or anything else?"
Man... bacon and sweet rolls always win.
You can have your sword and kill everyone in tamriel or your key and spend the rest of your life unlocking doors. i take the sweet roll, lean back, relax and watch those delicious calories go directly to my ample tushie.1 -
Evergnar✭✭✭✭✭
✭The key.The key because I'm an explorer and don't like being barricaded out of things. Even if it's for my own good.1 -
betty0boop0b14_ESOSoul ShrivenThe key.If I think about this logically, a key that opens any door sounds nice, a sword that kills every noob would be epic and a sweet roll, Oh a sweet roll no words needed. My first instinct would be the sweet roll, who doesn't love there sweetness, but then I think about it, who in their right mind would give up or leave a sweet roll behind, obviously a trap. So that leaves a sword and a key. since now knowing this is a trap I should grab the sword to kill what ever attracted me to this room with this table of choices, but what ever has lured me here is no noob and so the sword would be ineffective. I would have to take the key to escape this dilemma. This room of so many traps. Besides if I have this key and do successfully make it out of this trap, I can always break into the bakery and steal their sweet rolls, the guards wont mind as long as they get their share.2
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Vyle_Byte✭✭✭✭✭
✭The key.The key... because i can make my own sweet rolls, no need to steal someone elses Besides that ones probably stale.
And not the sword because i can make my own one shotting noob pwning epicness sword!!
The key however, this i cannot obtain by any other means and could open up so many possibilities.Member of the Old GuardMother of the Byte FamilyVyle Byte||Ivana Byte||Vyible Byte||Hakate Vampler Former EMPRESS BWB||Haan Zolo {Retired} (He swung first)||Lunari ||Wardyn Chalyk Tahno||Dirti Dianah||Bonnie||
Viva la Byte1 -
Valen_Byte✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The key.DamitJanit wrote: »The key... because i can make my own sweet rolls, no need to steal someone elses Besides that ones probably stale.
And not the sword because i can make my own one shotting noob pwning epicness sword!!
The key however, this i cannot obtain by any other means and could open up so many possibilities.
You are such a nerd Jk lol
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GM of BYTE
MAY YOUR DEATHS BE SWIFT, AND YOUR LOAD SCREENS LONG.
And alien tears will fill for him, Pity’s long-broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn1 -
Ragefist✭✭✭✭Dude, this is ESO
All I see on the table is Dress, Destro Staff and Resto Staff.
Thats ESO Trinity2 -
Theosis✭✭✭✭Didn't make a choice, my hand is suck in toaster. Potato.This is were my signature would be if I was allowed one.1 -
SG_Celerrimus✭✭✭✭✭
✭The sword.Im going all out sword because that sword is what will win me a crown.0 -
NadiusMaximus✭✭✭✭✭The key would just take up space until I found what it unlocked.
I have a sword.
I can make my own sweet roll.
I'll take the table itself as it will be the most useful.0 -
Lord_Bidr✭✭✭The key.Frenkthevile wrote: »Because knowledge is power.
Power is power.
I choose the key as well, cause I really want to know what goes on in Queen Ayrenn's bedchambers late at night. Or wherever she is. Late at night. Giggity giggity.Edited by Lord_Bidr on September 27, 2014 6:43AM~ The brightest lights often cast the darkest shadows. ~0
