There are three items on the table in front of you...

SG_Celerrimus

A key to any door.

A sword of one shotting noob pwning epicness.

The worlds most delicious sweet roll.

Which do you choose, and why?

Forestd16b14_ESO

The Sweet roll.

so it's

`nocternals skeleton key

`Marus Dagon razor

`sweet roll

............................................................................................................................................ i choice 3

ers101284b14_ESO

The Sweet roll.

Some doors are ment to stay closed, just watch any horror movie.

If I can pwn Noobs all day every there is no risk of losing making competitive play pointless. Also frustrating other players would make them not want to play and thus lessening the amount of players I can play with and my own fun.


I chose the sweet roll because its a sweet roll and aside from potential cavities has no real readily available downside.

Liquid_Time

The sword.. Just so I can kill anyone that tries to prevent me from taking the other two items as well.

I win.

SG_Celerrimus

The sword.

Liquid_Time wrote: »

The sword.. Just so I can kill anyone that tries to prevent me from taking the other two items as well.

I win.

*Slow clap* well played my friend, well played.

Mud_Puppy

The Sweet roll.

Im too sweet to kill.

dcincali

Where's the bacon?

AshySamurai

The Sweet roll.

Make sweetrolls, not war!

Locnaar

The key.

I choose the key.
with the key, I can break into any sweetroll making facility whenever I wish.
The sword can never be safe and can be taken anytime.

Go thieves guild!

Drazhar14

The Sweet roll.

So I can die happy.

Zorrashi

The key.

I gain swords all the time, so unless the sword is special and not going to stab me in the back later, then no.
That sweet roll is probably rotten or something. Or poisoned. No one leaves a sweet roll unattended. Especially near a sword and key. Something's up.

At least with the key I can open a chest or something....or it can be a cool nick knack. I like both shiny trinkets and old, crusted antiques.

AshySamurai

The Sweet roll.

Zorrashi wrote: »

At least with the key I can open a chest or something....or it can be a cool nick knack. I like both shiny trinkets and old, crusted antiques.

That key might be cursed by Mad God or someone else, so choose wisely.

kazeweaver

The sword.

Sword. People must die

Gilvoth

The key.

ill take the sword

Gilvoth

The key.

ill take the sword because i want to have pure ownage in every single pvp kill non stop and never allow any one to kill me in pvp.

Knootewoot

The key.

They key of course. So i can get past the bugged keep doors.

twev

I always choose the item that, (depending on security measures on the doors and windows):

1. Fits in my pocket
2. Is the least awkward
3. Can be sold for the max amount
4. Won't get me charged with a felony if I don't get back to the window or door in time.

I hope this helps with your college philosophy homework.

Nox_Aeterna

The sword.

The sword will do.

bertenburnyb16_ESO

The key.

I choose the key, with it I can just steal the sword and sweetrol of other players while they're sleeping

babylon

The sword.

Sword will get me through any door and you'll give me your sweetrolls too.

FreedomDude

The Sweet roll.

No one better steal my Sweetroll!

Two-Dogs

I choose the only sane choice - that of making no choice.

Wait..

GnatB

The sword.

Liquid_Time wrote: »

The sword.. Just so I can kill anyone that tries to prevent me from taking the other two items as well.

I win.

Lol, exactly the first thing I thought of.

Though I was going to phrase it a bit less lethally...

The sword. That'll should keep the complaints to a minimum when I pocket the other two items as well.

Arthur_Spoonfondle

The key.

This one needs only the key, with it he will soon be rich and buy his own epic daggers and bottles of skooma, sorry, slip of the tongue, sweetrolls.

Moomins

I walk away because a situation like this can only mean one thing... Its a Sheogorath trick.... Curse that Mad God!!!!

Gythral

The table!
The items on it come with it & I can now check that Uncle Sheo isn't hiding under it!

Kreetar

The Sweet roll.

because I'm a fatty.

renton1x1x1

The key.

THE KEY eventually i could find the other two

Frenkthevile

The key.

The Key. Because knowledge is power, and knowledge of the Truth is usually hidden from common mortals.

stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO

The Sweet roll.

Wait, what were those other things? Oh, never mind. Omnomnom.

Pseudolo

The key.

The sweet roll is so delicious, and the sword so epic, but with a key that opens any door I could "buy", and I mean steal, any sweet roll I wanted, and murder in their sleep those stupid noobs, and "murder in their sleep" is waaaaay cooler, funnier and safer than "poking them with an epic one shotter sword". I'd choose the key, so I could be a fat rich *** who steals sweet rolls and murders noobs in their sleep during a sugar rush, and makes money selling their equipment to other soon to be murdered noobs!

(yeah, I know the fact I used the word "steal" 3 times [this included] and the word "murder 5 times [this included] makes me look like a sick person, nonetheless I hereby declare that I've never stolen or murdered in my life nor I'm planning to do it in the foreseeable future)