Mute Monkeys PLEASE!
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These damn things are driving me CRAZY! I swear ZOS, you went out of your way to make these stupid things the most annoying, hateable, rage-inducing nuicance you could possible make them, just to screw with me!
What is worse, people are using their beta monkeys in the bank and standing in such a place as seems to cause their pathing AI to go haywire, which makes them twitch back and forth at light speed spamming their obnoxious sounds a hundred times a minute!
I literally unplug my headphones whenever I am in a bank, but for some reason you also felt the need to put these disgusting creatures every damn place out in the world, forcing me to kill them all with lightning just to avoid throwing my headphones against the wall.
What's more, you bulked them into a sound group that causes you to miss out on important cues if you mute the monkey slider.
Nerf monkeys now, or I'm demanding a refund on grounds of insanity!
(No, not really, but yes, MAKE THEM BE SILENT PLEASE!)
Edited by Phinix1 on May 10, 2014 9:35PM What is worse, people are using their beta monkeys in the bank and standing in such a place as seems to cause their pathing AI to go haywire, which makes them twitch back and forth at light speed spamming their obnoxious sounds a hundred times a minute!
I literally unplug my headphones whenever I am in a bank, but for some reason you also felt the need to put these disgusting creatures every damn place out in the world, forcing me to kill them all with lightning just to avoid throwing my headphones against the wall.
What's more, you bulked them into a sound group that causes you to miss out on important cues if you mute the monkey slider.
Nerf monkeys now, or I'm demanding a refund on grounds of insanity!
(No, not really, but yes, MAKE THEM BE SILENT PLEASE!)
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Sakiri✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I hate that noise so much.
And sorc pets.
And the scuttler.
Turn that off and I miss things I want to hear.0 -
ItsMeToo✭✭✭✭✭LOL, That just makes me want to get mine out of my bank account and follow you around. I hate the noise too and kill them all the time, but seeing someone go crazy would be fun to watch in game. If you don't see someone stocking you in game and you hear monkeys, it's me. LOLFYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.FYI - There was no paid Beta. When they launched the game the Beta was over, even if you don't think it was.FYI - It's B2P not F2P. There is a difference.FYI - It doesn't take any player skill to mash keys or buttons in this game. The ones that stay alive longer have the better internet connection and speed.FYI - The game is not broken, it still works. It just has 'bugs' that need to be fixed.Balance is a "Bad" thing.
Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.
Balance is a "Bad" thing.Is the glass half full or half empty?
I say, "Get a smaller glass."1 -
Bangstin✭✭✭This reminds me. When can we have a talking mini Daggerfall bank lady as a pet? I would use it every day.2
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ElliottXO✭✭✭✭✭There should be an option to disable vanity pets on your screen completely.
God I hate running dungeons with a whole zoo following me.3 -
Blackwolfe5✭✭✭I'm fine with the monkeys. People slamming the door in the Davons watch bank however!0 -
twisteddmSoul ShrivenThis reminds me. When can we have a talking mini Daggerfall bank lady as a pet? I would use it every day.
"You know the saying, never a borrower nor a lender be..."
(grits teeth) Yes, yes I do.... you've told me about 50 million times now... Now shut up and just open my damn deposit box...
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KORJ✭✭Reduce the size of sorc pets.
Change the visual effect of baund armor. (Daedric armor... looks horribly)
Edited by KORJ on May 10, 2014 11:10PMFROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE0 -
Faolanhart✭✭✭Makes me wish that I had played the beta just so that I could annoy people with it. But I'm happy enough with my mudcrab Fluffy.
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nez✭✭✭hres
STOP BEING HAPPY ABOUT IT youtube.com/watch?v=gH1N_U_p09gFaolanhart wrote: »Makes me wish that I had played the beta just so that I could annoy people with it. But I'm happy enough with my mudcrab Fluffy.http://youtu.be/MdrlALQVEKM
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batmaaaan1 -
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✭✭✭You know, I am actually happy about the addition to actual wildlife in this game...or are we just complaining about the monkey pets?0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭OK, that monkey clip is classic. Totally forgot about that movie. Dennis Hopper was the man!0 -
Tipsy✭✭✭I love my monkey
If anything they should add a level system to pets where they can learn new tricks..like a snake could learn to correspond to /flute or a monkey could learn a dance or learn a combo stealth moveEdited by Tipsy on May 11, 2014 12:07AMhttps://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/462527/champion-of-the-gods-deadra-worship-cp-to-next-level
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/464219/out-of-combat-personality-mood-actionbar
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/279458/content-packs-for-organizing-guild-events
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/276626/suggestion-alliance-specific-justice-system-revisit-the-innocent-npc-label0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Just discovered the godsend Audio Control, which allows you to keybind muting and un-muting any of the different volume controls. It even remembers where you had the slider when you un-mute.
Bye-bye monkey sound!1 -
Cously✭✭✭✭✭
✭The problem is annoying, as that saying, you know. This thread really made my night. Saturday night reading ESO posts that's so sad but can be so funny!0 -
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Hah, Theres actually a addon that mutes her, lmao.This reminds me. When can we have a talking mini Daggerfall bank lady as a pet? I would use it every day.
pets are annoying and have no value or use, though.Waiting, and watching, for the return of Melee Weapons.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdmqn9JIuzc