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Can you create an ESO pick up line?

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This is just for fun and laughs.
  • Dr_Con
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    I would take an arrow to the knee for you any day.

    (WARNING: This is also a marriage proposal, as you get down on one knee to propose, and thus can no longer be an adventurer)
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  • NotaDaedraWorshipper
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    Dr_Con wrote: »
    (WARNING: This is also a marriage proposal, as you get down on one knee to propose, and thus can no longer be an adventurer)

    No it's not. That's a misconception.
    [Lie] Of course! I don't even worship Daedra!
  • Billium813
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    Your beauty is so enchanting that you trapped my heart too
    Edited by Billium813 on September 28, 2022 10:12PM
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  • spartaxoxo
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    Do you believe in love at first scry, or should I cast this spell a second time?

    You don't need a levitation spell to pick me up!

  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Your eyes are like the fires of Red Mountain. (Probably to a Dunmer.)
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    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works
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  • AcadianPaladin
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    Well, aren't you a warm hut in a blizzard?
    PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo
  • Carcamongus
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    Are you Akatosh's chosen? Because you lit my Dragonfires, baby!
    Imperial DK and Necro tank. PC/NA
    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
  • Jaraal
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    Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?
  • Dr_Con
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    NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »
    Dr_Con wrote: »
    (WARNING: This is also a marriage proposal, as you get down on one knee to propose, and thus can no longer be an adventurer)

    No it's not. That's a misconception.

    Wrong. Being a guard is a stable job to raise a family.
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  • Carcamongus
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?

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    Imperial DK and Necro tank. PC/NA
    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
  • Hapexamendios
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    Stop leaving your empty soul gems on the floor! Pick them up!
  • Monte_Cristo
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    Wrong Elder Scrolls game, but this probably fits in here pretty well.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZXPx1kdtg
    Edited by Monte_Cristo on September 28, 2022 11:33PM
  • Androrix
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    Give this one some moonsugar, baby

    (Heard said by a Khajit named Ash)
    Edited by Androrix on September 28, 2022 11:55PM
  • Jarl_Ironheart
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    Look! I've got clean socks!
    Push Posh Applesauce, Pocket Full of Marmalade.
  • Blinx
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    I'm bringin' saxhleel back
    Them other Egg-brothers don't know how to act ...

  • SammyKhajit
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    Khajit has wares… ;)
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    WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »
    Your eyes are like the fires of Red Mountain. (Probably to a Dunmer.)

    I like it!
  • lardvader
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    Fallen on any swords lately?
    CP 1200+ PC EU EP
  • Aelorin
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    Carcamongus wrote: »
    Jaraal wrote: »
    Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?

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    Woulnd't it be hilarious if they added this ingame? :smile:

    Best so far :smile:
    And so the Elder Scrolls foretold.You will be shy, and I will be bold.
  • lardvader
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    FluffWit wrote: »
    [snip]

    😅

    [edited to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on September 30, 2022 12:33PM
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  • Aelorin
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    Argonian: "Your scales are so clean and shiny".

    Altmer: You make me high, elf.

    Bosmer: You'r so sweet, I could eat you whole.

    Orc: Don't you like my big tusks?

    Nord: You'r as beautifull as my mug.(pun intended).

    Dunmer: Your dark grey skin make my red eyes glow.

    Khajiit: you are purrrfect.

    Imperial: Red Diamonds are dull comparing to your brightness.

    can't come up with something for Bretons and Redguards, but maybe someone else can?
    And so the Elder Scrolls foretold.You will be shy, and I will be bold.
  • Maitsukas
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    Probably my favorite lines I've heard in-game

    "Your eyes are as lovely as muddy puddles, found deep within the swamp."
    "Your voice is more beautiful than the croaking of a vossa-satl."
    "Together we would hatch many eggs, so large and robust that all would be in awe."
    "Become my uxith-beeko, [insert name here]. The bonding ceremony awaits."
    - Guleesh in Lilmoth.
    PC-EU @maitsukas

    Posting the Infinite Archive and Imperial City Weekly Vendor updates.

    Also trying out new Main Quests, Companions, ToT decks, Events and Styles on PTS.
  • Arthtur
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    Well...
    I want you to be a dragon in my homeland.
    PC/EU @Arthtur

    Toxic Tank for the win :x
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
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    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
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    wenchmore420b14_ESO wrote: »
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    That's a lot
  • DP99
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    Your eyes are like muddy puddles.
  • DrNukenstein
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    "Are you a travelling merchant? Cuz I like that wagon you're draggin' "
  • thedocbwarren
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    "Looks like you're buying at the next pub flah!"
  • Carcamongus
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    Aelorin wrote: »
    Argonian: "Your scales are so clean and shiny".

    Altmer: You make me high, elf.

    Bosmer: You'r so sweet, I could eat you whole.

    Orc: Don't you like my big tusks?

    Nord: You'r as beautifull as my mug.(pun intended).

    Dunmer: Your dark grey skin make my red eyes glow.

    Khajiit: you are purrrfect.

    Imperial: Red Diamonds are dull comparing to your brightness.

    can't come up with something for Bretons and Redguards, but maybe someone else can?

    Redguard: I'm a warrior from Hammerfell. Did you know we have curved swords? Curved. Swords!

    Breton: Are you a Knight of the Flame? Because, baby, you're on fire!
    Imperial DK and Necro tank. PC/NA
    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
  • wolfie1.0.
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?

    I don't know for many eso players this may be considered insulting....
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