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Can you create an ESO pick up line?
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✭✭✭That bowl of jiggling jelly looks delicious. Can I have the recipe?0 -
ZOS_IcymodGreetings,
We've recently removed several inappropriate and baiting comments. This is a friendly reminder that comments need to adhere to our Forum Rules.
Please note that derailing a thread with off-topic or baiting comments will result in the thread being closed.
Thank you for your understanding.Edited by ZOS_Icy on September 30, 2022 12:40PM0 -
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✭✭Carcamongus wrote: »Are you Akatosh's chosen? Because you lit my Dragonfires, baby!
That's beautiful2 -
Paralyse✭✭✭✭✭Arielle Jegnole, woodworker in AnvilLook at what walked into my shop! You're as yummy as a sweetroll, you are!
Let's finish up our business so we can get right to the pleasure, you adorable little monkey!
Less a chat-up line than a Dark Brotherhood valentine:
Runestones are red
Corn flower's blue
I'd be asking you out
But I'm here to kill you
(Hail Sithis!)
Paralyse, Sanguine's Tester - Enjoying ESO since beta. Trial clears: vSS HM, Crag HM's, vRG Oax HM, vMoL DD, vKA HM, vCR+1, vAS IR, vDSR, vSE8 -
FeedbackOnly✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Carcamongus wrote: »Are you Akatosh's chosen? Because you lit my Dragonfires, baby!
That's beautifulArielle Jegnole, woodworker in AnvilLook at what walked into my shop! You're as yummy as a sweetroll, you are!
Let's finish up our business so we can get right to the pleasure, you adorable little monkey!
Less a chat-up line than a Dark Brotherhood valentine:
Runestones are red
Corn flower's blue
I'd be asking you out
But I'm here to kill you
(Hail Sithis!)
What a plot twist.2 -
gariondavey✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The fact that there is an in game food called "banana surprise" opens up a few possibilities for pick up lines. Everytime I see that food I laugh.PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden1 -
Lebkuchen✭✭✭✭✭gariondavey wrote: »The fact that there is an in game food called "banana surprise" opens up a few possibilities for pick up lines. Everytime I see that food I laugh.
There is a lot of ambiguity in the game, that would be considered "inappropriate" if repeated or quoted here in the forums. Books like "The Lusty Argonian Maid" or "The Sultry Argonian Bard". There is a lot of flirting in the quests. Some names of recipes are really funny. But i am not sure if something like that would be allowed here.
So i will try to keep it harmless, and steal an old joke:
Are you a nightblade from another universe? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!0 -
Jaraal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭How can I possibly block the heavy attack of your affection? Your love has me bugged.0 -
Lephrel✭✭✭✭✭"I don't want to swallow your soul, I'd rather capture your heart."
Edited by Lephrel on November 5, 2022 11:30PM0
