ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »AD...sorryThrew together a comp group on EP and ran it last night. It went well I think. We tried to do things other than sit on top of the rest of EP. Felt good to give TM a fight vs it always being just Spoons and Pals to fight. More to come in the future! Have a great week everyone!
Please keep running a DC group,.....I need some Mega teeth for my necklace. Muhuahahahaha
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
Bowz in the Hood
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
What alliance are you guys? Are you a new group or something?
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
Odysseus87 wrote: »ELDER_HOFF wrote: »@Odysseus87 it has been good to see you for sure. Since we have gone full green pajamas look, people are starting to realize how "everywhere" bowz is and we seem to be following Lord Ody all the time. We don't care much about score or winning a campaign, we just love how many people will spend an hour trying to kill our group of green cockroaches somewhere while there is "work" to be done elsewhere. I want to thank Spoons group specifically for finding time to hunt us and staying committed when others wither and fail in frustration!
@ELDER_HOFF you beautiful specimen of humanity, Bowz help my sanity in these trying times. Having a shadowy army of green pajama wearing stealthy bois and gals around me makes me feel warm and safe.
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
What alliance are you guys? Are you a new group or something?
gariondavey wrote: »ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
What alliance are you guys? Are you a new group or something?
I think they are a dc group mainly dks
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
Here are the keys to dealing with BOWZ:
1). If you see one inside a keep, there are 3 more you don’t see; if @ELDER_HOFF is on, expect 5 more you don’t see.
2). Esspe and Joseph will be on a wall; Willow will be on the ground (usually near a statue); Gatos will be in a tower, and Hoff will be wherever he *** pleases.
3). If you do NOT see Hoff rezzing players, he is outside, sieging your keep (usually with one trebuchet). If you stumble upon him sieging your keep, you are only alive to witness it because he allowed you to live and see it.
4). If you find yourself solo in the open field and out of the corner of your eye you see a quick blur of black and green, just stop. Stop… stand… and wave. If, after 2 seconds, you’re still alive… leave the area. Leave quickly.
5). Don’t be last. Don’t ever be the last person in your group. Tails are bad. Being at the tail? Very bad. Tail = dead. Every. Time.
6). Don’t ever tbag. Ever. Don’t even emote. Don’t stand over their dead body. Just leave. If you don’t leave, you’ll be introduced to no fewer than 5 instances of Toxic Barrage and/or Ballista, which both deal 17,000+ damage a piece. Check your death recap for exact numbers.
7). Your best bet in beating them (which, ultimately, you can’t)… is to make an alt account and join them.
Here are the keys to dealing with BOWZ:
1). If you see one inside a keep, there are 3 more you don’t see; if @ELDER_HOFF is on, expect 5 more you don’t see.
2). Esspe and Joseph will be on a wall; Willow will be on the ground (usually near a statue); Gatos will be in a tower, and Hoff will be wherever he *** pleases.
3). If you do NOT see Hoff rezzing players, he is outside, sieging your keep (usually with one trebuchet). If you stumble upon him sieging your keep, you are only alive to witness it because he allowed you to live and see it.
4). If you find yourself solo in the open field and out of the corner of your eye you see a quick blur of black and green, just stop. Stop… stand… and wave. If, after 2 seconds, you’re still alive… leave the area. Leave quickly.
5). Don’t be last. Don’t ever be the last person in your group. Tails are bad. Being at the tail? Very bad. Tail = dead. Every. Time.
6). Don’t ever tbag. Ever. Don’t even emote. Don’t stand over their dead body. Just leave. If you don’t leave, you’ll be introduced to no fewer than 5 instances of Toxic Barrage and/or Ballista, which both deal 17,000+ damage a piece. Check your death recap for exact numbers.
7). Your best bet in beating them (which, ultimately, you can’t)… is to make an alt account and join them.
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
Indeed and glad they're on our EP side (assuming they don't faction swap ) and i was wondering who the 'green group' was!MeishaTrans wrote: »Your guild is definitely unique and challenging to fight.
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
Unfortunately, ever since my recent forum-fun in the other thread (aka trash talk for lol's ) our quality EP side has been getting rek'd by typical AD quantity all day all night this current Campaign.Solo'ing eh?
ELDER_HOFF wrote: »Will anyone chime in for me on what it is like to fight Bowz in the Hood? I am interested in hearing, because I have to believe it is as fun a challenge, as satisfying a kill, and as frustrating a situation as you will see. We have so much fun doing it, I am just wondering if anyone could spew some insights as to what they hear people say, what you say, or even what ZOS likely doesnt want you to say because it involves slurs, or slander.....:)
gameswithaspoon wrote: »
Hilarious- hats off to EP tonight!!